Three UT football players are now facing charges of armed robbery.
A member of the UT Sports Information Department confirmed to us that Nu'Keese Richardson, Janzen Jackson and Michael Edwards were arrested about 2:00 o'clock Thursday morning.
The incident happened at the Pilot convenience store on Cumberland Avenue.
Volunteer TV: Nu'Keese Richardson, Janzen Jackson and Michael Edwards arrested for armed robbery
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want to be they argue it was the fault of sec officiating?
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When your coach acts like a thug to the public the players tend to follow suit.....
I hope the parents of recruits are seeing the type of leadership UT has. If I had a son capable of playing football at a high level I wouldn’t let the Kiffins in my yard. Hows that street cred now Lame?
Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.
The more things change....
….the more they stay the same. LOL.
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by Todd on Nov 12, 2009 7:53 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
All those in favor of changing it to the Kiffin Cup?
AYE!
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
by Bens4vcobra on Nov 12, 2009 10:10 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Or a BAMA alum/booster
posed as an innocent victim in order to entice the 3 thugs i mean upstanding ut players into perpetrating the crime.
ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!
by alanbama14 on Nov 12, 2009 7:58 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
It never stops in KVille.
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by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 8:00 AM CST reply actions
Now who's
gonna end up pumping gas?
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 8:20 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
Shit...
stampin’ license plates.
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by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 8:50 AM CST up reply actions
someone's
gonna be pumping them…forget the gas
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 11:33 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
ZING!
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
they see me rollin'
they hatin’
patrollin’
they tryin’ to catch me
ridin’ dirty
by I Love Lamp on Nov 12, 2009 8:23 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ridin' dirty?!
I’ll have you know that the Prius has incredibly low pollutant emissions, sir!
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 12, 2009 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
Thank you for clearing up the joke for those who might be too slow to get it otherwise
I'm wrong all the time.
Anytime.
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 12, 2009 9:21 AM CST up reply actions
So, wait...
… they are going to commit armed robbery, and save the world from global warming all in the same night?
I guess that is what makes Tennessee such a special place…
"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman
by outsidethesidelines on Nov 12, 2009 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
Its almost impossible to visualize . . .
these guys driving up in a Prius and then hopping out to hold someone up. Its like out of a Cohen Brothers movie or something.
And then the obvious question: if you can afford an Prius, why do you need to hold someone up?
Honestly...
…if someone tried to carjack me from a PRIUS, I’d just laugh and keep on driving. Seriously, it’s a Prius. Larry David is not threatening.
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yeah but he's pretty menacing to children
especially in womens underwear.
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on Nov 12, 2009 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
We Go Green (no matter what you're doing)...
The new Kiffin recruiting tactic…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
I see another masterpiece by LSU Freek in the near future....
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
by Bens4vcobra on Nov 12, 2009 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
I hope for it to be
EPIC! Did anyone notice the UT T-shirt one of them was wearing that read “Impossible is Nothing”
Roll Tide! Beat Pissy State!
The man works fast.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
this might be the unkindest cut of all...
the prius got them a write up on mother nature network.
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wow.
you’re a student athlete, and you’re dumb enough to try armed robbery? move over jimmy johns, we have some new dumbasses.
Jermey Elder
It is easy to forget, but Jermey Elder at Alabama did the same thing in 2008 I believe. All three are gone from the team for sure.
Yep...
… and it took about 2 hours for him to be kicked out of school and off the football team. We’ll see what happens here.
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by outsidethesidelines on Nov 12, 2009 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
I bet Urban is happy
Lane stole Nu’Keese from him now. I bet thats were he got the idea. What a group of asshats
the glorious freaks over at red cup rebellion
have found photographic evidence of the incident. (they are playing the vols this week)
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UT meltdown...
… found this perusing the UT boards:
If Nuke drops drops the soap like he drops punts he really needs to be worried
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by outsidethesidelines on Nov 12, 2009 8:37 AM CST reply actions
That is funny.
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
epic fail
"There's a lot of blood, sweat and guts between dreams and success." PBB
by Pachyderm Pride on Nov 12, 2009 8:39 AM CST reply actions
Todd: I just want to make sure we're protected...
You did manage to delete the voicemail you left those guys, stating that the owner would be changing the money out of the atm at that time, right?
Too soon?
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by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 8:43 AM CST reply actions 8 recs
Too soon?
NEVARRRRRR
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
by Bens4vcobra on Nov 12, 2009 10:30 AM CST up reply actions
that
was awesome
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by Pachyderm Pride on Nov 12, 2009 8:44 AM CST reply actions
what's the line on...
how long before the vol boards start questioning the motivations of the victims of the robbery?
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How long does it take to sleep off corn liquor?
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by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
and
how long till JaWuan James regrets commiting to the vols?
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by Pachyderm Pride on Nov 12, 2009 8:49 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
I can't wait to hear the petulant news conference
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by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 8:53 AM CST reply actions
Florida Fans
I imagine Florida fans are getting a special amount of enjoyment out of this, especially with one of them being the infamous Nu’keese Richardson.
let's not forget
that janzen jackson was a gnat’s ass away from being an lsu tiger.
by gerry dorsey on Nov 12, 2009 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
on the plus side...
…the gnatlike-attention span of the blogosphere/major media groupthink will finally turn from overexaming the un-interception call.
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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 8:54 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Inspired by Kiffin's Rap Music
Feel sure these poor players were inspired by the RAP MUSIC played daily at the UT practice field! Victims of the New Volunteer Cuture!
now they really do have that "street cred"
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by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
this will get more attention just cause it’s lane
by therealphilsims on Nov 12, 2009 8:59 AM CST reply actions
you know what i really love to have for breakfast?
irony. lots and lots of irony.
desde medico de sabado
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Well, they certainly shot their wad on this one...
"We’ve had zero arrests in now 11 months here."
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by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 9:03 AM CST up reply actions
This will actually
help UT in recruiting. If Kiffin wants to be the Miami of the SEC he is well on his way.
I hate the NCAA more than UT & AU combined. At least with UT & AU you got a fighting chance.
can
someone change this to tennessee? I think its now relevant.
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by Pachyderm Pride on Nov 12, 2009 9:11 AM CST reply actions
Here's this
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
by That Other Dave on Nov 12, 2009 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
Ask and thou shalt receive.
Another ugly version of orange.
by JdoubleE5000 on Nov 13, 2009 9:05 AM CST up reply actions
those crazy hillbillies
at RTT are actually saying expulsion from the team is too harsh…..they don’t realize these thugs are facing 3-5. Even though it was a CO2 powered pellet gun
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 9:22 AM CST reply actions
Nah.
They’ll probably “do the right thing” and suspend themselves for the whole game. You know. So they won’t be a distraction to the team.
by Bubba Chang on Nov 12, 2009 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
of all the horrible things that i've considered concerning this incident
by far the most delicious is the scenario where kiffin gives these guys a slap on the wrist as punishment. because, in the end, i’m nothing but saddened by the plight of the players involved but the coach, he can go to hell.
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indeed, straight to hell
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on Nov 12, 2009 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
I
thought Tennessee was one of Dante’s levels of hell, is it not?
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
by Bens4vcobra on Nov 12, 2009 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
with all that puke orange...
it’s got to be
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
hey OTS
can we get a very special edition of meltdown time for this?
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 9:23 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Your alive?!! No way!
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by SugarBowl93 on Nov 12, 2009 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
of course he's alive
he’s just been hangin out with his boys
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
From EDSBS...
"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman
by outsidethesidelines on Nov 12, 2009 9:35 AM CST reply actions
seriously
college’s should ban pellet guns from athletes
I know Florida has a pretty iffy ak-47 policy
but we should def not allow any players to own a pellet gun… seriously embarrassing way to get arrested, I mean at least Jimmy (the dirty careless worthless human being that he is) was committing a crime with an actual substance
this is committing a crime with a TOY
Terrence Cody eats your field goal!
by Wallacewade04 on Nov 12, 2009 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
the fact we might even consider any of these prohibitions
is a sad statement on the situation.
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These guys are lucky that their intended victims weren't armed.
I don’t know if the above photo is representative of the gun used in the robbery, but it certainly looks real. If someone approaches me with anything resembling a real gun, I’m prepared to draw my own weapon and defend myself.
Idiots.
-D.
If that's the case, it's unfortunate that those scumbags didn't try to rob you
They’d have a just reward for their actions.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
on a slightly serious note....
if you are looking for information on the situation, the guys over at rocky top talk have a post up that they are regularly updating. there is also a decent discussion on the situation in the comments.
if you guys decide to head over there, please be cool and don’t troll. even if you despise the vols (and lord knows i do) the fact is RTT is a great website and deserves respect for their efforts. and besides, we have this thread for all our yuks.
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Now how funny is this?
Literally five hours before he was arrested for armed robbery, GoVolsXtra published a story titled, “Jackson learns from mistake.”
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by outsidethesidelines on Nov 12, 2009 9:38 AM CST reply actions
sometimes photoshop isn't even necessary...
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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 9:55 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
I cracked up when I read this...
Details are sketchy at the moment, but a source tells us that the three were wearing at least some of their official Adidas gear during the robbery.
Way to be incognito. Proud to represent obviously.
You had me at "ROLL TIDE"!!!
Nike should definitely use this in an ad!
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by SugarBowl93 on Nov 12, 2009 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
just a picture and a slogan
“don’t just do it”
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
STARTER...
The official outfitter of UT athletics (by default, of course)
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
"Impossible is nothing"
…however, armed robbery is 5 to 10.
by yellowhammer on Nov 13, 2009 6:31 AM CST up reply actions
41 minutes from original post to Bargaining. Not bad.
Recruiting Question
Hooper might be able to answer this.
Is this like basketball? If these three lose their scholly’s, does that mean we can offer three more for 2010? Or is it set each year no matter what?
I'd have to double check
but I’m almost certain that they don’t recoup the scholarship in this case.
I'm wrong all the time.
by PeteHoliday on Nov 12, 2009 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
let's be fair here...
we did the same damn thing a year ago.
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Oh I know,
and, honestly, the RTT posters seem to be taking this rather well. This post just stuck out to me, that’s all.
RTT are good people.
despite their deluded devotion to that football program.
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my message to Lane Kiffin
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 10:04 AM CST reply actions
well well well
what do we have here, another slow day, waiting on the SEC Title game to get heWWWTTTTFFFFFF?
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
HAHAHAHAHA
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by BamaReturns07 on Nov 12, 2009 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
I heard that Nu'keese
failed his drug test last week. Supposedly, that was his “rule violation.” So, Kiffin’s big PR thing about how no one had been in trouble off the field for 11 months wasn’t entirely correct. I classify failing your drug test as “off the field” trouble. It’s not up there with armed robbery, mind you, but it’s still trouble.
marycontrary
and there are drug related aspects to this case as well...
In the car’s glove box police found a marijuana grinder, a device to break chunks of compressed marijuana into loose particles so that it can be more easily smoked. Police found a clear plastic bag of suspected marijuana in [Marie] Montmarquet’s [the woman with the three men during the incident] jacket pocket, DeBusk said.
Montmarquet told police the pot grinder and pot found in her jacket belonged to her, DeBusk said. Along with the three counts of attempted armed robbery, she also was charged with simple possession of pot and possession of drug paraphernalia. She was held this morning in jail in lieu of $119,000 bond.
so far it’s only the woman facing the drug charges but that part of this incident alone would be something warranting a suspension for players involved. in most places, anyway.
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they should have had daniel lincol hold the gun
since it’s obvious he can’t hit anything
by I Love Lamp on Nov 12, 2009 10:14 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!
Thanks Kiffin ;)
It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar
Thanks Vick!
Best birthday gift ever is…you didnt have to bake me one of those “special” cakes to help me escape! HAHAHAHAHAHA
It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar
by BamaReturns07 on Nov 12, 2009 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
Lil' Wayne has just released a new version of his song
the new lyrics go
“Smoke weed, talk #^!Q like Lane Kiffin, bust out some pellets and rob people like Nukese Richardson”
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
Lil wayne
sucks. Although I like some of his songs, his lyrics are lame. He makes grunts and noises, and repeats words, in order to make the lyrics fit. “beetlejucie beetlejuice beetlejuice”.
I do, however, like what you did there.
It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar
by BamaReturns07 on Nov 12, 2009 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
the BEST quote from RTT
If these allegations are true, each will get around five years.
College career over. They will still be wearing orange, however.
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
I think prison orange is more bearable than Tennessee orange
by I Love Lamp on Nov 12, 2009 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
theres a difference?
I always thought their jerseys were like training wheels? you know, so they get acclimated slowly?
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
maybe i just imagined it to be more bearble
since the prison workers i saw were actually doing something good for the community
by I Love Lamp on Nov 12, 2009 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
college programs are supposed to prepare these kids for their futures
so I guess in that respect, they did a fine job
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
When I saw the video of the TN guy watching the blocked field goal
I decided that part of your punishment in prison is having to wear UT garb all day, every day.
marycontrary
so what's the over/under
that Orgeron ripped his shirt off when he eard the news?
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 10:40 AM CST reply actions
Rocky Top, you’ll always be
awash with armed robbery
Good Ole Rocky Top – Whoo!
Stick ’em up Tennessee, Stick ’em up Tennessee
by cjbama on Nov 12, 2009 10:43 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
+1000 and rec'd!
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by SugarBowl93 on Nov 12, 2009 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
Well look at it this way
at least they can be reassured that they aren’t paying their players.
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
Not paying them . . . ENOUGH.
(Which provides a golden opportunity for our boosters)
I'm wrong all the time.
by PeteHoliday on Nov 12, 2009 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
if only
Logan Gray had been there, the gu wouldn’t have been necssary
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 10:49 AM CST reply actions
these guys are badasses.
next time i go get gas, i’m going to hold the cashier up with a super soaker
i'm gonna pull a drive by
on a razor scooter.
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on Nov 12, 2009 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
just make sure you fill it with hot sauce
to really show who’s bad
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
good idea bro
itll be more devastating than Sockem Pokem Spikes Bots
by I Love Lamp on Nov 12, 2009 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
Guess Kiffins street cred just became more bonified. Straight gangsta...
Very sad, these kids will regret this for the rest of their lives. Ended a potential high paying job as an NFL player. (maybe) Kiffin has no choice but to remove them from the team. Yet then again it is tennessee though.
Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.
Epic FAIL!
On all levels…BB Gun, Prius, MaryJ in the car, and you play for UcheaT….FAIL!!!!
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
Representin' what?
prison Orange instead of UT orange
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
well it was UT orange
and now it will be prison orange
i think a few half-game suspensions are in store
by I Love Lamp on Nov 12, 2009 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
insert "they're the same thing" joke here.
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on Nov 12, 2009 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
Good point. They still get to represent......Thug U
Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.
The U is orange...
just crossing state lines now
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
Reminds me of an episode of The Worlds Dummest Criminals
A robber went into a store laid a twenty on the counter and asked for change. As the cashier opened the register the crook said give it up, all of it. The register had $18.00 in it. The thief grabbed it, ran out and left the twenty on the counter. He was later caught, went to jail and paid $2.00 dollars to do it. LOL
Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.
on the bright side
it looks like the Mean Machine just got a BIG talent infusion for their big pre-season showdown against Worden Hazen’s prison guards.
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
With all the talent in
prison’s they could have their on conference…why not add another one to the BCS…then it could be the CAC Correctional Athletics Conference
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
Only if it starts us down the path
toward Mutant League Football.
by Darby Up The Middle on Nov 12, 2009 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
They can't join
they would always win the BCS…their mutants!! they could have a RB that could transport himself to the endzone.
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
sold in stores as a spice grinder
used to break it up to rol joints or blunts….or so I’ve been told……
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
lol..."or so I've been told"
It seperates the seeds from the leaves…I TRIED IT IN HIGH SCHOOL…thanks to my Big Bro
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
only if you buy the stuff that actually has seeds....
…or so I’ve heard…….
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
well i've heard
it come sin handy both with low grade and high grade, as you dont want to use your fingers to break up the good stuff, and for the shitty stuff, a grinder just makes it easier. FWIW all good grinders come with a few compartments and the little tiny bits fall through one level of fine steel mesh at a time, the end result, in the bottom chamber, is a fine white power called Keife. Keife gets you really high.
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on Nov 12, 2009 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
very detailed...
thanks…for being the honest one
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
you're very welcome
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
Mind if I do a J?
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
Mind if I do a J?
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
Go for the Phillie...
while your at it
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
?
what happened to using fingers? I, um, know a friend who has rolled many a joint – and has never heard of a “grinder”?
alright, alright
I used to be a cop….
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
a cop that dresses like hunter s thompson, but a cop none the less...
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on Nov 12, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
ha,
Hunter held the only office in his county that was untouchable by the sherriff….anyways, no, never a cop, I actually have an education
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
they're worth it for the keif
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on Nov 12, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
and this conversation
has just digressed entirely too far into my memories of Tuscaloosa
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
Towelie approves this thread...
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
I love this thread as well
comic relief all day long at work
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
ahaha. Funny shit going on at RTT
Someone asks “Did Nukeese really brag about it on his facebook?” So I reply with
Nukeese Richards is : how come people don’t carry cash these days? I hate debit cards.
Novermber 12, 2:10 AM. upated via Facebook Mobile.
And people actually thought I was being serious. hahah.
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
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This thread has made my day. Thank you to all who contributed with a special shoutout to Nu’Keese and the gang, without whom none of this magic would be possible.
In Other News...
UNA and Jacksonville State just got more talented provided they are let off easily by the penal system.
Roll Tide! Beat Pissy State!
awesome!
so did we ever figure out if his belt said “bape” or “rape”?
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
They say "bape"
But that shit reads ‘rape’ to me…Judging by the rest of the font set.
/perhaps blinded by irrational homerism.
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
Apparently its short for A Bathing Ape
I am sooooo not in touch…
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
you know what they say… if it looks like a duck, talks like a duck, and walks like a duck…
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
Ducktales, woooo
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
Hell, if Nuke was in Ducktales
He would have already jacked Scrooge McDuck
WHOOHOO, free gas at the Pilot Station!!!
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
Robber Top
Morons. Natural selection works its course.
by Bama philosophe on Nov 12, 2009 5:30 PM CST reply actions
The creeps are done
Facing felony counts for armed robbery,not to mention they threw in a drug possession charge as well.
and here's the most shocking development of all...
Kiffin also declined to say if he had spoken with any of the players or what kind of discipline they might be facing. He also refused to comment on how the incident would affect the Volunteers as they prepare to travel to Mississippi on Saturday.
if the ap report is accurate that means these guys have done something none of us thought possible – gettin lane kiffin to shut the hell up.
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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 6:35 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
So much for recruiting players with character and self esteem.
Vols are so desperate to get back in the picture that any ole thug will do.It would be different had it been one player,and an ‘’isolated incident’’.However the UT Trifecta is representin in full effect!
Glass houses now
Bama recruited (and offered) 2 of the 3. Only Edwards wasn’t on yall’s radar because he was only a 3 star. And we’re certainly not exempt either…hell – we had Nu’Keese committed before Kiffin stole him away from us! So far, that kid got Kiffin reprimanded for mis-stating the recruiting rules and accusing Corch Meyers of cheating, got his staff banned from the Pahokee High campus, and now this……
Whew. Urban needs to get started on that thank-you note to Laney for taking this kid away from us!
Our house is made of bullet-proof glass
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
We wanted Janzen pretty badly if I recall.
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 13, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS
U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS
That is all.
by Bama philosophe on Nov 12, 2009 6:41 PM CST reply actions
Attempted robbery victim: UT players should stay on team
“Even after they put a gun in your face, you say let them play football?” 6 News asked.
“Yeah, it’s Tennessee. That’s the way it is sometimes,” Zickefoose said.
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