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Three UT football players are now facing charges of armed robbery.

A member of the UT Sports Information Department confirmed to us that Nu'Keese Richardson, Janzen Jackson and Michael Edwards were arrested about 2:00 o'clock Thursday morning.

The incident happened at the Pilot convenience store on Cumberland Avenue.

Volunteer TV: Nu'Keese Richardson, Janzen Jackson and Michael Edwards arrested for armed robbery

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When your coach acts like a thug to the public the players tend to follow suit.....

I hope the parents of recruits are seeing the type of leadership UT has. If I had a son capable of playing football at a high level I wouldn’t let the Kiffins in my yard. Hows that street cred now Lame?

Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.

by mulletover on Nov 12, 2009 11:03 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The more things change....

….the more they stay the same. LOL.

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by Todd on Nov 12, 2009 7:53 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

All those in favor of changing it to the Kiffin Cup?

AYE!

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Nov 12, 2009 10:10 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

+1

You had me at "ROLL TIDE"!!!

by bamavicki on Nov 12, 2009 10:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Or a BAMA alum/booster

posed as an innocent victim in order to entice the 3 thugs i mean upstanding ut players into perpetrating the crime.

ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!

by alanbama12 on Nov 12, 2009 7:58 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

LOL

I logged in to post this same idea… hahaha

so easy... even an Auburn fan can do it!

by K. brevis on Nov 12, 2009 10:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It never stops in KVille.

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 8:00 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Shit...

stampin’ license plates.

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 8:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ZING!

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 11:47 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

life is funny that way!!

" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."

by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So, wait...

… they are going to commit armed robbery, and save the world from global warming all in the same night?

I guess that is what makes Tennessee such a special place…

"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman

by outsidethesidelines on Nov 12, 2009 8:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Its almost impossible to visualize . . .

these guys driving up in a Prius and then hopping out to hold someone up. Its like out of a Cohen Brothers movie or something.

And then the obvious question: if you can afford an Prius, why do you need to hold someone up?

by wey on Nov 12, 2009 9:57 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly...

…if someone tried to carjack me from a PRIUS, I’d just laugh and keep on driving. Seriously, it’s a Prius. Larry David is not threatening.

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by Todd on Nov 12, 2009 10:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah but he's pretty menacing to children

especially in womens underwear.

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Nov 12, 2009 11:01 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We Go Green (no matter what you're doing)...

The new Kiffin recruiting tactic…

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Nov 12, 2009 12:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I see another masterpiece by LSU Freek in the near future....

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Nov 12, 2009 10:28 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I hope for it to be

EPIC! Did anyone notice the UT T-shirt one of them was wearing that read “Impossible is Nothing”

Roll Tide! Beat Pissy State!

by BamaDixi on Nov 12, 2009 11:29 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yes we did.

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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 11:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Bwahaha!

Coming soon to a prison near you.

They should save the state some money and just let them wear their uniforms in prison.

Roll Tide! Beat Pissy State!

by BamaDixi on Nov 12, 2009 12:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The man works fast.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Nov 12, 2009 1:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

this might be the unkindest cut of all...

the prius got them a write up on mother nature network.

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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 6:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

wow.

you’re a student athlete, and you’re dumb enough to try armed robbery? move over jimmy johns, we have some new dumbasses.

by I Love Lamp on Nov 12, 2009 8:22 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Jermey Elder

It is easy to forget, but Jermey Elder at Alabama did the same thing in 2008 I believe. All three are gone from the team for sure.

by Kenny483 on Nov 12, 2009 8:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

just saw it...

…excellent. It took me a minute to remember his name.

by Kenny483 on Nov 12, 2009 8:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep...

… and it took about 2 hours for him to be kicked out of school and off the football team. We’ll see what happens here.

"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman

by outsidethesidelines on Nov 12, 2009 8:58 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I bet Urban is happy

Lane stole Nu’Keese from him now. I bet thats were he got the idea. What a group of asshats

by chinesedentist on Nov 12, 2009 8:24 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 11:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the glorious freaks over at red cup rebellion

have found photographic evidence of the incident. (they are playing the vols this week)

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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 8:36 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

UT meltdown...

… found this perusing the UT boards:

If Nuke drops drops the soap like he drops punts he really needs to be worried

"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman

by outsidethesidelines on Nov 12, 2009 8:37 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

That is funny.

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 8:53 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

epic fail

"There's a lot of blood, sweat and guts between dreams and success." PBB

by Pachyderm Pride on Nov 12, 2009 8:39 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Todd: I just want to make sure we're protected...

You did manage to delete the voicemail you left those guys, stating that the owner would be changing the money out of the atm at that time, right?

by squinky86 on Nov 12, 2009 8:42 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Too soon?

NEVARRRRRR

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Nov 12, 2009 10:30 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that

was awesome

"There's a lot of blood, sweat and guts between dreams and success." PBB

by Pachyderm Pride on Nov 12, 2009 8:44 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

what's the line on...

how long before the vol boards start questioning the motivations of the victims of the robbery?

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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 8:46 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

How long does it take to sleep off corn liquor?

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 8:47 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and

how long till JaWuan James regrets commiting to the vols?

"There's a lot of blood, sweat and guts between dreams and success." PBB

by Pachyderm Pride on Nov 12, 2009 8:49 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

+1

so easy... even an Auburn fan can do it!

by K. brevis on Nov 12, 2009 10:36 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't wait to hear the petulant news conference

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 8:53 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Florida Fans

I imagine Florida fans are getting a special amount of enjoyment out of this, especially with one of them being the infamous Nu’keese Richardson.

by Kenny483 on Nov 12, 2009 8:54 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

let's not forget

that janzen jackson was a gnat’s ass away from being an lsu tiger.

by gerry dorsey on Nov 12, 2009 9:02 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

sometimes

you just get lucky when you lose a recruit!

by skigator93 on Nov 12, 2009 10:17 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

on the plus side...

…the gnatlike-attention span of the blogosphere/major media groupthink will finally turn from overexaming the un-interception call.

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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 8:54 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Inspired by Kiffin's Rap Music

Feel sure these poor players were inspired by the RAP MUSIC played daily at the UT practice field! Victims of the New Volunteer Cuture!

by david_H on Nov 12, 2009 8:55 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

now they really do have that "street cred"

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 10:23 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

this will get more attention just cause it’s lane

by therealphilsims on Nov 12, 2009 8:59 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Well, they certainly shot their wad on this one...
"We’ve had zero arrests in now 11 months here."

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 9:03 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone thought he was emphasizing how clean a program they were running.

He was actually expressing shock that none of those thugs had gotten caught doing anything yet.

I'm wrong all the time.

by PeteHoliday on Nov 12, 2009 9:18 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This will actually

help UT in recruiting. If Kiffin wants to be the Miami of the SEC he is well on his way.

I hate the NCAA more than UT & AU combined. At least with UT & AU you got a fighting chance.

by 5026 on Nov 12, 2009 9:04 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

can

someone change this to tennessee? I think its now relevant.

"There's a lot of blood, sweat and guts between dreams and success." PBB

by Pachyderm Pride on Nov 12, 2009 9:11 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Here's this

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

by That Other Dave on Nov 12, 2009 10:02 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

those crazy hillbillies

at RTT are actually saying expulsion from the team is too harsh…..they don’t realize these thugs are facing 3-5. Even though it was a CO2 powered pellet gun

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 9:22 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nah.

They’ll probably “do the right thing” and suspend themselves for the whole game. You know. So they won’t be a distraction to the team.

by Bubba Chang on Nov 12, 2009 10:22 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

of all the horrible things that i've considered concerning this incident

by far the most delicious is the scenario where kiffin gives these guys a slap on the wrist as punishment. because, in the end, i’m nothing but saddened by the plight of the players involved but the coach, he can go to hell.

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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 10:26 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

indeed, straight to hell

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Nov 12, 2009 10:39 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I

thought Tennessee was one of Dante’s levels of hell, is it not?

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Nov 12, 2009 10:42 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

with all that puke orange...

it’s got to be

" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."

by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 10:54 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Thursday morning,

Thank you for this. I needed it.

by brandonh on Nov 12, 2009 9:25 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Your alive?!! No way!

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Nov 12, 2009 10:39 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

of course he's alive

he’s just been hangin out with his boys

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 11:47 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

SHTOOPID

At the end of the day

by Mikeno on Nov 12, 2009 9:25 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

From EDSBS...

"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman

by outsidethesidelines on Nov 12, 2009 9:35 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

seriously

college’s should ban pellet guns from athletes

I know Florida has a pretty iffy ak-47 policy

but we should def not allow any players to own a pellet gun… seriously embarrassing way to get arrested, I mean at least Jimmy (the dirty careless worthless human being that he is) was committing a crime with an actual substance

this is committing a crime with a TOY

Terrence Cody eats your field goal!

by Wallacewade04 on Nov 12, 2009 10:15 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the fact we might even consider any of these prohibitions

is a sad statement on the situation.

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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 10:17 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

These guys are lucky that their intended victims weren't armed.

I don’t know if the above photo is representative of the gun used in the robbery, but it certainly looks real. If someone approaches me with anything resembling a real gun, I’m prepared to draw my own weapon and defend myself.

Idiots.

-D.

by DMaguire27 on Nov 13, 2009 10:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If that's the case, it's unfortunate that those scumbags didn't try to rob you

They’d have a just reward for their actions.

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Nov 13, 2009 12:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

on a slightly serious note....

if you are looking for information on the situation, the guys over at rocky top talk have a post up that they are regularly updating. there is also a decent discussion on the situation in the comments.

if you guys decide to head over there, please be cool and don’t troll. even if you despise the vols (and lord knows i do) the fact is RTT is a great website and deserves respect for their efforts. and besides, we have this thread for all our yuks.

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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 9:35 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Now how funny is this?

Literally five hours before he was arrested for armed robbery, GoVolsXtra published a story titled, “Jackson learns from mistake.”

Click the link.

"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman

by outsidethesidelines on Nov 12, 2009 9:38 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

From the comments on that article:

Volin68 writes:

Well, everybody makes a bonehead decision at least once. The question is what will JJ do with his second chance. Hate to see that much talent slip away for nothing.

And now we know.

I'm wrong all the time.

by PeteHoliday on Nov 12, 2009 9:43 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

He was wearing a UT team shirt?!!? Wow.

by skigator93 on Nov 12, 2009 10:20 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I cracked up when I read this...
Details are sketchy at the moment, but a source tells us that the three were wearing at least some of their official Adidas gear during the robbery.

Way to be incognito. Proud to represent obviously.

You had me at "ROLL TIDE"!!!

by bamavicki on Nov 12, 2009 10:25 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Take that Adidas

At the end of the day

by Mikeno on Nov 12, 2009 10:20 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nike should definitely use this in an ad!

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Nov 12, 2009 10:41 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

just a picture and a slogan

“don’t just do it”

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 11:54 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

STARTER...

The official outfitter of UT athletics (by default, of course)

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Nov 12, 2009 12:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just did it?

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Nov 12, 2009 4:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"Impossible is nothing"

…however, armed robbery is 5 to 10.

by yellowhammer on Nov 13, 2009 6:31 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

41 minutes from original post to Bargaining. Not bad.
Recruiting Question

Hooper might be able to answer this.

Is this like basketball? If these three lose their scholly’s, does that mean we can offer three more for 2010? Or is it set each year no matter what?

by rugman11 on Nov 12, 2009 9:57 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'd have to double check

but I’m almost certain that they don’t recoup the scholarship in this case.

I'm wrong all the time.

by PeteHoliday on Nov 12, 2009 10:01 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

let's be fair here...

we did the same damn thing a year ago.

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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 10:02 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I know,

and, honestly, the RTT posters seem to be taking this rather well. This post just stuck out to me, that’s all.

by rugman11 on Nov 12, 2009 10:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

RTT are good people.

despite their deluded devotion to that football program.

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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 10:18 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

my message to Lane Kiffin

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 10:04 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

well well well

what do we have here, another slow day, waiting on the SEC Title game to get heWWWTTTTFFFFFF?

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Nov 12, 2009 10:09 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'm wrong all the time.

by PeteHoliday on Nov 12, 2009 10:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHA

It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar

by BamaReturns07 on Nov 12, 2009 10:16 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I heard that Nu'keese

failed his drug test last week. Supposedly, that was his “rule violation.” So, Kiffin’s big PR thing about how no one had been in trouble off the field for 11 months wasn’t entirely correct. I classify failing your drug test as “off the field” trouble. It’s not up there with armed robbery, mind you, but it’s still trouble.

marycontrary

by adeleswims on Nov 12, 2009 10:14 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

and there are drug related aspects to this case as well...
In the car’s glove box police found a marijuana grinder, a device to break chunks of compressed marijuana into loose particles so that it can be more easily smoked. Police found a clear plastic bag of suspected marijuana in [Marie] Montmarquet’s [the woman with the three men during the incident] jacket pocket, DeBusk said.

Montmarquet told police the pot grinder and pot found in her jacket belonged to her, DeBusk said. Along with the three counts of attempted armed robbery, she also was charged with simple possession of pot and possession of drug paraphernalia. She was held this morning in jail in lieu of $119,000 bond.

knoxville news sentinel

so far it’s only the woman facing the drug charges but that part of this incident alone would be something warranting a suspension for players involved. in most places, anyway.

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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 10:24 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!

Thanks Kiffin ;)

It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar

by BamaReturns07 on Nov 12, 2009 10:17 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Happy Birthday, Jeremy!!!

You had me at "ROLL TIDE"!!!

by bamavicki on Nov 12, 2009 10:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Vick!

Best birthday gift ever is…you didnt have to bake me one of those “special” cakes to help me escape! HAHAHAHAHAHA

It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar

by BamaReturns07 on Nov 12, 2009 11:17 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Lil' Wayne has just released a new version of his song

the new lyrics go

“Smoke weed, talk #^!Q like Lane Kiffin, bust out some pellets and rob people like Nukese Richardson”

What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.

-Hank Hill

by Zoltar on Nov 12, 2009 10:23 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Lil wayne

sucks. Although I like some of his songs, his lyrics are lame. He makes grunts and noises, and repeats words, in order to make the lyrics fit. “beetlejucie beetlejuice beetlejuice”.

I do, however, like what you did there.

It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar

by BamaReturns07 on Nov 12, 2009 11:18 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the BEST quote from RTT
If these allegations are true, each will get around five years.

College career over. They will still be wearing orange, however.

What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.

-Hank Hill

by Zoltar on Nov 12, 2009 10:31 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

theres a difference?

I always thought their jerseys were like training wheels? you know, so they get acclimated slowly?

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 10:36 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe i just imagined it to be more bearble

since the prison workers i saw were actually doing something good for the community

by I Love Lamp on Nov 12, 2009 10:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

college programs are supposed to prepare these kids for their futures

so I guess in that respect, they did a fine job

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 10:58 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

When I saw the video of the TN guy watching the blocked field goal

I decided that part of your punishment in prison is having to wear UT garb all day, every day.

marycontrary

by adeleswims on Nov 12, 2009 10:37 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

so what's the over/under

that Orgeron ripped his shirt off when he eard the news?

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 10:40 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

+1000 and rec'd!

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Nov 12, 2009 10:45 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well look at it this way

at least they can be reassured that they aren’t paying their players.

What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.

-Hank Hill

by Zoltar on Nov 12, 2009 10:45 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Not paying them . . . ENOUGH.

(Which provides a golden opportunity for our boosters)

I'm wrong all the time.

by PeteHoliday on Nov 12, 2009 10:47 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

touche.

What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.

-Hank Hill

by Zoltar on Nov 12, 2009 10:51 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

if only

Logan Gray had been there, the gu wouldn’t have been necssary

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 10:49 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

these guys are badasses.

next time i go get gas, i’m going to hold the cashier up with a super soaker

by I Love Lamp on Nov 12, 2009 10:52 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

i'm gonna pull a drive by

on a razor scooter.

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Nov 12, 2009 11:03 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

just make sure you fill it with hot sauce

to really show who’s bad

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 10:53 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

good idea bro

itll be more devastating than Sockem Pokem Spikes Bots

by I Love Lamp on Nov 12, 2009 10:57 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Guess Kiffins street cred just became more bonified. Straight gangsta...

Very sad, these kids will regret this for the rest of their lives. Ended a potential high paying job as an NFL player. (maybe) Kiffin has no choice but to remove them from the team. Yet then again it is tennessee though.

Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.

by mulletover on Nov 12, 2009 11:00 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Epic FAIL!

On all levels…BB Gun, Prius, MaryJ in the car, and you play for UcheaT….FAIL!!!!

" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."

by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 11:00 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Representin' what?

prison Orange instead of UT orange

" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."

by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 11:04 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well it was UT orange

and now it will be prison orange

i think a few half-game suspensions are in store

by I Love Lamp on Nov 12, 2009 11:05 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."

by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 11:07 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good point. They still get to represent......Thug U

Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.

by mulletover on Nov 12, 2009 11:05 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The U is orange...

just crossing state lines now

" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."

by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 11:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

or...

you could say U of Miami North?

" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."

by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Reminds me of an episode of The Worlds Dummest Criminals

A robber went into a store laid a twenty on the counter and asked for change. As the cashier opened the register the crook said give it up, all of it. The register had $18.00 in it. The thief grabbed it, ran out and left the twenty on the counter. He was later caught, went to jail and paid $2.00 dollars to do it. LOL

Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.

by mulletover on Nov 12, 2009 11:10 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

on the bright side

it looks like the Mean Machine just got a BIG talent infusion for their big pre-season showdown against Worden Hazen’s prison guards.

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Nov 12, 2009 11:12 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Noshit, now thats funny

Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.

by mulletover on Nov 12, 2009 11:13 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

With all the talent in

prison’s they could have their on conference…why not add another one to the BCS…then it could be the CAC Correctional Athletics Conference

" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."

by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 11:16 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They can't join

they would always win the BCS…their mutants!! they could have a RB that could transport himself to the endzone.

" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."

by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 11:29 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

?

wtf is a marijuana “grinder”?!

by crbama on Nov 12, 2009 11:44 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

sold in stores as a spice grinder

used to break it up to rol joints or blunts….or so I’ve been told……

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 11:51 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol..."or so I've been told"

It seperates the seeds from the leaves…I TRIED IT IN HIGH SCHOOL…thanks to my Big Bro

" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."

by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 11:54 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

only if you buy the stuff that actually has seeds....

…or so I’ve heard…….

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well i've heard

it come sin handy both with low grade and high grade, as you dont want to use your fingers to break up the good stuff, and for the shitty stuff, a grinder just makes it easier. FWIW all good grinders come with a few compartments and the little tiny bits fall through one level of fine steel mesh at a time, the end result, in the bottom chamber, is a fine white power called Keife. Keife gets you really high.

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Nov 12, 2009 11:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

very detailed...

thanks…for being the honest one

" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."

by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 12:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you're very welcome

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 12:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mind if I do a J?

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Nov 12, 2009 1:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mind if I do a J?

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Nov 12, 2009 1:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Go for the Phillie...

while your at it

" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."

by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 4:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

?

what happened to using fingers? I, um, know a friend who has rolled many a joint – and has never heard of a “grinder”?

by crbama on Nov 12, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just come clean!!

" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."

by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

alright, alright

I used to be a cop….

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 12:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ha,

Hunter held the only office in his county that was untouchable by the sherriff….anyways, no, never a cop, I actually have an education

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 12:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

they're worth it for the keif

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Nov 12, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and this conversation

has just digressed entirely too far into my memories of Tuscaloosa

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Towelie approves this thread...

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 1:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I love this thread as well

comic relief all day long at work

" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."

by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ahaha. Funny shit going on at RTT

Someone asks “Did Nukeese really brag about it on his facebook?” So I reply with


Nukeese Richards is : how come people don’t carry cash these days? I hate debit cards.
Novermber 12, 2:10 AM. upated via Facebook Mobile.

And people actually thought I was being serious. hahah.

What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.

-Hank Hill

by Zoltar on Nov 12, 2009 11:56 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

It makes as much sense as

a Prius getaway car.

marycontrary

by adeleswims on Nov 12, 2009 12:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

.

This thread has made my day. Thank you to all who contributed with a special shoutout to Nu’Keese and the gang, without whom none of this magic would be possible.

by bumblebeetuna on Nov 12, 2009 12:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

In Other News...

UNA and Jacksonville State just got more talented provided they are let off easily by the penal system.

Roll Tide! Beat Pissy State!

by BamaDixi on Nov 12, 2009 12:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.

-Hank Hill

by Zoltar on Nov 12, 2009 3:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

awesome!

so did we ever figure out if his belt said “bape” or “rape”?

"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 12, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They say "bape"

But that shit reads ‘rape’ to me…Judging by the rest of the font set.

/perhaps blinded by irrational homerism.

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently its short for A Bathing Ape

Photobucket

Photobucket

I am sooooo not in touch…

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Nov 12, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you know what they say… if it looks like a duck, talks like a duck, and walks like a duck…

What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.

-Hank Hill

by Zoltar on Nov 12, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ducktales, woooo

What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.

-Hank Hill

by Zoltar on Nov 12, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it must be ducktales!!

" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."

by SDBama78 on Nov 12, 2009 4:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hell, if Nuke was in Ducktales

He would have already jacked Scrooge McDuck

WHOOHOO, free gas at the Pilot Station!!!

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 12, 2009 4:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Robber Top

Morons. Natural selection works its course.

by Bama philosophe on Nov 12, 2009 5:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The creeps are done

Facing felony counts for armed robbery,not to mention they threw in a drug possession charge as well.

by Crimsoncaller on Nov 12, 2009 6:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

So much for recruiting players with character and self esteem.

Vols are so desperate to get back in the picture that any ole thug will do.It would be different had it been one player,and an ‘’isolated incident’’.However the UT Trifecta is representin in full effect!

by Crimsoncaller on Nov 12, 2009 6:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Glass houses now

Bama recruited (and offered) 2 of the 3. Only Edwards wasn’t on yall’s radar because he was only a 3 star. And we’re certainly not exempt either…hell – we had Nu’Keese committed before Kiffin stole him away from us! So far, that kid got Kiffin reprimanded for mis-stating the recruiting rules and accusing Corch Meyers of cheating, got his staff banned from the Pahokee High campus, and now this……

Whew. Urban needs to get started on that thank-you note to Laney for taking this kid away from us!

by skigator93 on Nov 12, 2009 9:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Our house is made of bullet-proof glass

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Nov 13, 2009 12:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We wanted Janzen pretty badly if I recall.

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 13, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS

U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS U-T WILD-BOYS

That is all.

by Bama philosophe on Nov 12, 2009 6:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Attempted robbery victim: UT players should stay on team
“Even after they put a gun in your face, you say let them play football?” 6 News asked.

“Yeah, it’s Tennessee. That’s the way it is sometimes,” Zickefoose said.


http://www.wate.com/Global/story.asp?S=11494158

by zeke2029 on Nov 12, 2009 10:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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