Your Friday Beauty and (Parts of) the Beast
by Todd on Nov 13, 2009 3:00 PM CST
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Like last week, I implore you to appreciate La Taylor and then move along. Horror ahead.
The last few weeks have just about pushed me over the edge, and this week didn't help. Y'all better be appreciating my sacrifices to the Football Gods, 'cause this is getting tougher and tougher every week. Anyway, this week I give you the long awaited Pork Brains in Milk Gravy. Enjoy. I most certainly didn't.
LANGUAGE WARNING
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Once I saw the pork brains label...
I had a feeling these food sacrifices were only going to be around for this season.
Todd, was your suggestion for next year is getting a slap on the face by The Girl for every win we’ve had or every win we’re going for?
yeah but...
The Girl or A girl? And where do we sign up? :)
by Queen of the Universe on Nov 13, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
THE Girl....
….I’m not just letting any rando sign up to slap me.
Roll Bama Roll - The Champagne of Bama Blogs.
only thing worse than brain is crunchy brain
by Alabama ManDance on Nov 13, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
I do not ever EVER want to find out what the crunchy sh*t was....nasty
My eyes were watering I was gagging with you…. blech.
by bamaskigirl2 on Nov 13, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
I usually
only make it halfway through. This time I couldn’t make it after the first bite, and I didn’t watch that, I just listened.
by TexasTideGirl on Nov 13, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
Me too.
by the end, i as yelling at the computer for you to stop eating. I was getting lots wierd looks from around the office.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
by That Other Dave on Nov 13, 2009 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
LOL.......That was great.
Thanks for doing your part.
dang it!
I should have picked that for my user name! I’m aserting my seniority. I want to be Serge. You can still be Coleman.:)
Dorsey is so funny I can even forgive him for going to Auburn.
by Nick's Hat Band on Nov 13, 2009 3:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm not sure the guy is "all there".
That why I can give him a pass on the barn thing.
Hog brains are actually pretty decent.
When I was a little kid in DEEP DEEP Appalachia (Western NC), we’d go to this diner and get hog brains scrambled in eggs. yum.
But cold brains in milk gravy sounds disgusting…the crunchies :(
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 13, 2009 3:49 PM CST reply actions
Goddamn Todd...
Buddy, if we win it all this season, you ought to have your own damn wing in the Bryant Museum.
"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman
by outsidethesidelines on Nov 13, 2009 4:07 PM CST reply actions
Unfortunately, you're getting neither...
This is a really crappy deal for you. But as long as we keep winning, I’m fine with seeing you suffer.
by crimsontsunami on Nov 13, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
after witnessing that,
there is no doubt in my mind you’d win fear factor
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 13, 2009 4:14 PM CST reply actions
If you were nervous going into pork brains,
I’m wondering what the video will be like when you have to drink snake wine after winning the NC!
godalmighty...
that was NASTY. Surely the gods are appeased by the crunchies? I sympathy gagged for you, Todd. Thanks for doing that.
by Queen of the Universe on Nov 13, 2009 4:26 PM CST reply actions
This has been the best one yet
I laughed so hard. It’s even better because I personally know you. So great.
“There’s a piece of crunchy in there. Is it skull? Give me a fucking break.”
Seriously, I want that on a t-shirt.
Perhaps...
….that should be our new slogan at the top of the blog.
Roll Bama Roll - The Champagne of Bama Blogs.
I agree with you Nico
this was the best one yet!! I couldnt stop laughing. Todd I dont know how you do it. . . I could NOT eat that crap but I give my thanks to you for making the football gods happy!! When we win the championship YOU deserve a ring and MVP!!!
If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, tide, roll!"
Bear Bryant
Been watching for ahwile...
…just joined up here. Thank you for your dedication to bringing victory to BAMA, no matter the cost. I have seen that cholesterol amount on the can before, the sodium is up there too…paging Dr. Aorta, you are needed in cardiac, heh
When Todd said, "I don't know why anyone would eat this SH**
my hubby said, “becasue they’re from Tennessee.” Probably hold up convenience stores for it.
marycontrary
Damn, man!
I feel bad for you. Seriously. That’s nasty as hell.
by Bama philosophe on Nov 14, 2009 12:21 AM CST reply actions
Todd......
you are the MVP of the season so far…….“OMG there are crunchy bits…..is that skull?…..give me a fucking break”……I laughed so hard I might have kiffined in my pants a little……
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