The Tennessee-Chattanooga Open Thread
We're definitely going to have some stuff up later in the week about Auburn and Florida because a win here is all but assured, but nevertheless a few quick hitters on UT-Chattanooga:
- Historically, believe it or not this, is actually the eleventh meeting between these schools in a series that goes back to 1908. The Tide is, not surprisingly, 10-0 all-time five shutouts on the resume. The average margin of victory has been somewhere between 30-40 points, and only once has this game been decided by fewer than 10 points.
- Tennessee-Chattanooga used to be the Moccasins. However, the politically correct crowd got to that one as being offensive, so now they are just the "Mocs." Their mascot has since become a mockingbird, and the logo has the mockingbird driving a train. I don't get it.
- Random fact: Former Alabama standout player / defensive coordinator turned traitor Bill "Brother" Oliver was head coach at UT-Chattanooga from 1980-1983. He actually did well there, but ultimately left at the end of the 1983 season to be the defensive coordinator for the Memphis Showboats of the USFL.
- Tennessee-Chattanooga has struggled a lot the past several few decades. They had their glory years in the late 1970's and early 1980's, but the program has really fallen on hard times since. Since 1984, the most wins the Mocs have notched in a season is a mere seven (something they've done only twice), and they've had 18 losing seasons in that stretch.
- The Mocs have a new coach in 2009. After winning a combined three games in 2007 and 2008, Rodney Allison was fired. In his place, Russ Huesman was hired after spending several years as defensive coordinator for the Richmond Spiders. Most interesting fact about Huesman? He played prep football at Moeller High School for former Notre Dame coach Gerry Faust.
- This one is driving me nuts... Huesman was the recruiting coordinator at Memphis (along with other assistant duties) from 1998-2003. I can't piece it together off the top of my head, but it seems like I remember his name coming up somehow or another in the Means scandal. Of course, everybody's name came up then, so maybe I'm just not thinking straight.
- Either way, Huesman has done a very good job at Tennessee-Chattanooga this year. They have had their lumps, but they come into this game at 6-4, and should finish 6-5 (this is their last regular season game). That end result alone makes this one of the most successful seasons that Tennessee-Chattanooga has had since their glory days in the late 1970's / early 1980's.
- B.J. Coleman is the starting quarterback for the Mocs, and he is the best of the bunch. 'Bama fans should remember this guy well... he spent the last few years at Tennessee-ArmedRobbery and his transfer this past Spring created a bit of a stink in Knoxville. He has done a good job for the Mocs this year, completing around 60% of his passes and throwing 17 touchdowns against only 7 interceptions.
- UT-Chattanooga throws the football a lot. Just looking at the raw numbers they are throwing the football about 60% of the time, so they are probably the pass happiest team we'll face this year.
- Reason for that is probably because UT-Chattanooga cannot run the football at all. Their leading rusher this year has around 150 carries on the year, but is barely averaging 3.0 yards per carry.
- Lots of dink and dunk in the passing game out of this offense... the top three receivers combine to average about 10 yards per reception. As a whole, Coleman is only averaging 10.5 yards per completion on the year.
- Leading receiver is Blue Cooper who has over 80 catches on the year. That many catches is impressive regardless of who you are playing for.
- Run defense... UTC doesn't have much of one. We ought to run it often and easy against these guys.
- If nothing else, you've got to give this university a nod for having one hell of a random alumni base. Notable alums of Tennessee-Chattanooga include Terrell Owens, Ward Cleaver (Leave it to Beaver), Mr. Belding (Saved by the Bell), and the guy who invented Rolaids. I suppose that between the girl and I -- she's a lifelong Saved by the Bell junkie, and I can go through a Sam's Club size case of Rolaids during the course of a football season -- we actually owe a lot to this university.
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This is going to be offered via ESPN Gameplan, isn't it?
Or is it going to be, No shoes, no shirt, No FBS opponent, no dice?
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 17, 2009 12:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yes
If you have ESPN Gameplan it will be on. Also, depending on where you live it may be on ESPN’s local affiliate, the old Raycom/Jefferson Pilot broadcast. It is being split up between the Arkansas/Mississippi State game.
by Kenny483 on Nov 17, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
(Listening to my "Sounds of the Whale" cassette tape)
Far out, man…far F’ing out!
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 17, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
this is the part where the nihilists break in with the weasel
isn’t it?
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by kleph on Nov 17, 2009 3:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You think we were kidding when we said no funny stuff?
It seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski.
We believe in nothing, Lebowski.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 17, 2009 4:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Say what you will...
…about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, at least it’s an ethos.
by crimsontsunami on Nov 17, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
F your sympathy. I don't need your sympathy. I need my johnson!
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 17, 2009 4:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What do you need that for, dude?
by crimsontsunami on Nov 17, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You gotta buck up, man,
you cannot go into the tournament with this negative attitude.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 17, 2009 4:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Look,
just stay away from my fucking lady friend.
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by kleph on Nov 17, 2009 4:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This aggression will not stand, man.
by crimsontsunami on Nov 17, 2009 4:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The Dude abides man.......The Dude abides
by p3bhambama on Nov 17, 2009 7:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

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by kleph on Nov 19, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If my ex wife asked me to watch her dog
while she and her boyfriend went to Hawaii I’d tell her to F herself. Why can’t you board it?
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 19, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
She's not my special lady
she’s my lady friend, man. I’m just helping her conceive!
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 18, 2009 12:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Bear Bryant
by NJBammer on Dec 8, 2009 12:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Good work, gentlemen
The line of comments that ensued after that initial question is one of the best sequences ever on this blog. Well done.
by Bama philosophe on Nov 18, 2009 5:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If you will it, it is no dream.
Theodore Herzl, State of Israel. If you will it, it is no dream.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 19, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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by kleph on Nov 19, 2009 3:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
you guys
are probably all a little young to remember the Chattanooga Choo-Choo. A popular song a long long time ago….
but, that is the reason the mockingbird is driving the train, so there you go
by Joe27 on Nov 17, 2009 12:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The mockingbird
is the state bird of tennessee…that is the reason a mockingbird is driving the train. they were forced to do away with the moccasins and as a way to stay the mocs they took the mockingbird as their mascot. i know everyone is breathing a sigh of relief knowing that.
by MDBSax on Nov 17, 2009 1:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the train has to do with
the chattanooga choo choo
so easy... even an Auburn fan can do it!
by K. brevis on Nov 17, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
btw... I live in chattanooga
so easy... even an Auburn fan can do it!
by K. brevis on Nov 17, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Where?
I don’t live there anymore, but was born and raised there.
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by SugarBowl93 on Nov 17, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
In Chattanooga area as well...
nice to know there are others here with Chattanooga connections.
by MDBSax on Nov 17, 2009 4:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
live sorta close to Chattanooga
Live in Fort Payne. Two best things in Chattanooga, McKay’s and Sticky Fingers.
Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs
by bamachine on Nov 17, 2009 11:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
also
Its the place Dark Lord Saban’s "Debbie Cookies " are made. I even think there is a moon Pie factory there. Its like the corn syrup capital of the south.
by chinesedentist on Nov 18, 2009 7:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Moon Pies are....
awesome
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by Bens4vcobra on Nov 18, 2009 9:01 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My condolences.
My parents and extended family are all in Ft. Payne.
by TiderInTN on Nov 18, 2009 9:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Why not use the snake
There’s nothing scarier than an damn Cottonmouth!
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by That Other Dave on Nov 17, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
hear hear
having been actually chased by one of these infernal beasts, i can do nothing but verify this sentiment.
also, wtf. instead of using the cottonmouth, they instead choose a train-driving mockingbird named “scrappy”? while i have been similarly chased by these maleficent creatures, that “oh holy shit ima get bit and die in this creek like that dude in lonesome dove” feeling wasn’t really there.
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by clarence on Nov 21, 2009 12:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
There's a photo of me somewhere
when I was 5 and we stayed in a restored rail car at the Chatanooga Choo-Choo and I’ve got on a conductor’s striped hat with a neon “See Rock City” t-shirt….damn 80s…..
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by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 17, 2009 1:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Mockingbird riding a train = Elephant riding a steamroller...
sorry to point that out, but we were talking about things making no sense, right?
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by SugarBowl93 on Nov 17, 2009 1:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
perhaps...
but i am old enough to have seen Chatanooga Choo Choo the movie. it’s a gawdawful horrific effort but stars joe namath so, overall, it’s pretty good.

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by kleph on Nov 17, 2009 1:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose the Mocs was an anti-indian slur
although I always had assumed that is was snake related. oops, I’ve already lost interest. What’s on youtube?
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by NJBammer on Nov 17, 2009 12:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
moccasins is offensive?
but, somehow, Redskins is not? My head hurts….
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by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 17, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How in the hell can Moccasins be offensive?
I thought they were named after the snakes. But even if they were named after the shoes, how can calling someone a show be offensive. Honestly, that is ridiculous.
by 12NationalChampionships on Nov 17, 2009 1:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
There's lots of Indian related names around Chattanooga (including the name Chattanooga itself)
so that’s why it’s the shoe instead of the snake I suppose.
by jsholt969 on Nov 17, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I always thought...
….it was snake related as well. Just lost a lot of respect for UTC…..
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by Todd on Nov 17, 2009 1:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How much did you originally have, exactly?
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by SugarBowl93 on Nov 17, 2009 1:25 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
A lot actually...
…since snakes are actually scary for a mascot (as opposed to every variation of bulldog imaginable). Richmond Spiders and FAMU Rattlers are the last two really awesome mascots…..
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by Todd on Nov 17, 2009 4:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed...
..mocassins are one of the coolest snakes around. I would especially like it if there were a team named the Mambas (green or black). Bulldogs (and Tigers) are the lamest of the mascots. They require no thought. Which is why my favorite team name is the Crimson Tide. Nothing’s awesomer.
by crimsontsunami on Nov 17, 2009 4:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
From wikipedia
The school’s athletic teams are called the Mocs. The teams were nicknamed Moccasins until 1996. (The origin of the name is uncertain; however, Moccasin Bend is a large horseshoe-shaped bend in the Tennessee River directly below Lookout Mountain.)
The mascot has taken on four distinct forms, with a water moccasin being the mascot in the 1920s, and then a moccasin shoe (known as “The Shoe”) was actually used as the school’s mascot at times in the 1960s and 1970s. From the 1970s until 1996, the mascot was Chief Moccanooga, an exaggerated Cherokee tribesman.
In 1996, due to concerns over ethnic sensitivity,6 the Moccasins name and image were dropped in favor of the shortened “Mocs” and an anthropomorphized mockingbird named “Scrappy” dressed as a railroad engineer. The school’s main athletic logo features Scrappy riding a train (a reference to Chattanooga’s history as a major railroad hub and to the song “Chattanooga Choo Choo”). The mascot takes its name from former football coach A.C. “Scrappy” Moore.
by 12NationalChampionships on Nov 17, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
As a Chattanooga native,
I doubt Moccasin Bend had anything to do with the name, and if it did, they’d have changed it long ago – that happens to be where the mental hospital is located there, and when Moccasin Bend is referenced, it’s almost always in connection with the facility.
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by SugarBowl93 on Nov 17, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Any Scooby Doo fan knows that a mascot named “Scrappy” can only spell bad things for your program
by billycthulhu on Nov 17, 2009 2:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Scrappy Doo would destroy Smokey btw...
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Nov 18, 2009 1:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They had a shoe as a mascot?
ok, the bird is actually looking good by comparison now.
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by NJBammer on Nov 17, 2009 2:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually
I like the shoe! If Stanford can get away with a tree (Cardinal Schmardinal, they’re forever the Tree in my mind), UTC can be a shoe. It’s better than a bird driving a train, cultural relevance or no
by billycthulhu on Nov 17, 2009 6:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fear the shoe
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sometimes you gotta roll the hard six
by chapkyle on Nov 17, 2009 8:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
FEAR THE SHOE

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by SugarBowl93 on Nov 17, 2009 9:28 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I wasn't a Bush fan...but that dude had quick reflexes...
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Nov 18, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Good for...
…dodging shoes…and tough questions….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 18, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Eh...
I’m not sure Bush actually “dodged” tough questions. He sort of awkwardly leaned to the side, got trucked anyway, and then walked away dazed and confused.
by Bama philosophe on Nov 18, 2009 5:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
how about we steer clear of politics in the discussion, por favor?
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by kleph on Nov 18, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
with a water moccasin being the mascot in the 1920s
They should’ve just kept the damn snake. Saved a ton of confusion and not offended anybody… except sakes.
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by Bens4vcobra on Nov 17, 2009 2:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that was probably insensitive at the time, with moccasin attacks a major cause of death in the 20s
by Alabama ManDance on Nov 17, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yes...my grandpa...Grandpa Jenkins, was killed by a moccasin...
took his good eye, clean off…
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Nov 18, 2009 1:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Moeller High School
They’re living in the past.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 17, 2009 12:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't Frank Thomas the Coach at Chattanooga Before Coming to Bama?
We ought to thank them for that!
mobilelawyer at your service
by mobilelawyer on Nov 17, 2009 1:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
very good catch there...
frank thomas coached at the then university of chattanooga from 1925 until 1929 earning a 26-9-2 record. most of those losses came his first year as he only had three losses after that inaugural season.
he left chattanooga in 1929 to take an assistant coaching job at georgia (the same position he had held prior to going to tennessee). the next year he arrived in alabama as the coach-in-waiting for the outgoing wallace wade.
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by kleph on Nov 17, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My "The Girl".....
….loves Saved by the Bell, too. Every morning I leave for work and she’s watching it. HATE it.
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by Todd on Nov 17, 2009 1:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
shouldn't she be
in the kitchen making your breakfast? Todd, man, you gotta tell her how it is
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by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 17, 2009 1:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. Maybe some pork brains in milk gravy...
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by UtahBammer on Nov 17, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
part of Todd's complete breakfast...
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Nov 18, 2009 1:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You got it easy my friend.
I’d traded Saved by the Bell for Friends any day of the effing week.
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by Bens4vcobra on Nov 17, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Get her to watch some porno.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 17, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
C'mon man,
GOTTA love the Zack Attack. He’s the coolest guy at Bayside AND he’s dating Kelly KAPOWski. “Friends Forever” rocks so hard it hurts to the point that it doesn’t hurt to the point that it hurts again. And the Beld Master rocks HARDCORE TO THE MAX. Much respect to the Mocs for providing us with such hardcore awesomeness.
by crimsontsunami on Nov 17, 2009 4:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Here is another random trivia fact...
The Voice of Reason’s mother and father went to UTC and met there. (wait you mean no immaculate conception) My mom was valet victorian for her class as well. Talk about setting the bar high ( not on college chosen of course (rtr) but rather results at institution)
Great Game Hokies! What a battle!
by The Voice of Reason on Nov 17, 2009 2:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Valet victorian?
Was she really good at parking cars?
by jsholt969 on Nov 17, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The Voice of Reason...
…usually seems more reasonable when heard aloud, rather than read off the page (or screen)….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 17, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
she wore the big hair and poofy-hipped dress and parked cars...
don’t you know? geez…
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Nov 18, 2009 1:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
getting in and out of all those cars in those big dresses, and powdered wigs, must be a pain in the ass
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by TheRedTideConsumes on Nov 17, 2009 4:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Haha...

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by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 17, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he will never be anything other than "Pinto" to me
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by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 18, 2009 9:06 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
great movie...
“There it tis”..
Auburna delenda est!
by bammer on Nov 18, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
is that a reference to that movie where the guy farts while playing the piano?
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Nov 18, 2009 1:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
…some joker named Wolgang Amadeus Mozart….
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by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 18, 2009 4:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I always
thought the Mocks were snakes. Who knew their mascot was once a shoe?
I tell you what this team is never going to be any good until it gets a strong, vicious mascot. In the SEC we have Bulldogs, Tigers, Wild Boars, Fighting Cocks, Gators, Elephants, Wildcats, and Soilders. What have they got? A bird driving a train.
It just screams- we are whimps.
I hate the NCAA more than UT & AU combined. At least with UT & AU you got a fighting chance.
by 5026 on Nov 17, 2009 3:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Anyone want to wager
whether or not Cody finally gets to carry the ball for a TD in this game??? God, I hope this happens.
by STLbama on Nov 17, 2009 3:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Save it for the barners...
I live in Utah but HATE the Utes! Roll TIDE, Roll!
by UtahBammer on Nov 17, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the same thing
If he doesn’t get a handoff Saturday, I’ll be disappointed. Of course, knowing how Saban operates, he might not give in to our desires.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 17, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Who would you rather have to stop on a dive play?
Tebow or Cody?
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by StarStarr on Nov 17, 2009 3:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If you are going to run Cody
against UF you better run him this week so he can get practice. Don’t worry about tipping your hand, if we have thought of it they have too.
I hate the NCAA more than UT & AU combined. At least with UT & AU you got a fighting chance.
by 5026 on Nov 17, 2009 4:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Isn't that what practice is for?
I think our scout defense is probably better than UTC’s first string.
by Espyonage on Nov 17, 2009 4:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think our scout defense is probably better than UTC’s first string.
OUCH! But true…
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by SugarBowl93 on Nov 17, 2009 5:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
As far as I'm concerned
the Mocs are the best team in America.
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by BoylenOver on Nov 18, 2009 6:24 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Like my earlier reply
Its where the Dark lords “Debbie cookies” are made. A happy oatmeal cream pie would be great mascot.
by chinesedentist on Nov 18, 2009 8:16 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yea but...
The Chattanooga Cream Pies just sounds wrong. On so many different levels.
by STLbama on Nov 18, 2009 9:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It sounds great to me
but I am a bit perverted.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 18, 2009 12:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the chattanooga cream pie
sounds like a close cousin of “The Cleveland Steamer” or dare I say it “The Alabama Hot Pocket” I think I stumbled on a page that featured that off a link from rotten.com . The Year was 1999 and I was killing time in the Shelton State library. Just watched a video of a monkey sticking his finger in his but smelling it and falling off his tree branch. I then went and made a big mistake, never click on a link that is all question marks. This my sound obvious now but remember this is 1999. Anyway all the sudden this image pops on the screen and I was horrified. In this state I was unable to close the window fast enough, I mean people were walking but and my motor skills had left me because of the shock. I have never gone back to that page it still haunts my dreams. So your right The Chattanooga Cream pies is just wrong.
by chinesedentist on Nov 18, 2009 10:17 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
UT-Chattanooga Fragile Porcelain Mice...
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Nov 18, 2009 1:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This is from the Montgomery Advertiser
This is not about football, though I did I come across this story while reading about Mark “Robber” Barron. This is easily the most amusing thing I’ve read this week.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 18, 2009 3:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Arresting a 13-year-old boy...
…for trying to pay for sex is like arresting a starving man for trying to buy a nice, juicy hamburger….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 18, 2009 4:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Seniors
It’s Senior Day, and 19 Bama players will be making their final home appearance:
Eryk Anders, Javier Arenas, Terrence Cody, Drew Davis, Brandon Deaderick, P.J. Fitzgerald, Baron Huber, Marquis Johnson, Mike Johnson, Tyrone King, Mike McCoy, Colin Peek, Cory Reamer, Chris Rogers, Ali Sharrief, Leigh Tiffin, Roy Upchurch, Lorenzo Washington, and Justin Woodall
It’s also my guess that Rolando McClain will be playing his final home game, and possible that Kareem Jackson will, as well.
I expect to see huge ovations, especially, for Marquis Johnson and Leigh Tiffin. These are two guys that have taken a lot of crap from Bama fans over the last four seasons, and they have become absolutely vital parts of Alabama’s championship run. I still get mad when I think about Bama fans actually booing Chris Capps during Senior Day two years ago. Let’s make up for that by letting all of these guys, but especially the two who have been derided during their careers, know how much they mean to the Alabama family.
BSR
"There's a lot of blood, sweat and guts between dreams and success." PBB
by Pachyderm Pride on Nov 19, 2009 5:18 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
I wonder if T.O. will make an apperance at the game
considering he has been irrelevant in the NFL this year
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
by comer4tide on Nov 20, 2009 4:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
anybody out there (echo) hello…..hello
"There's a lot of blood, sweat and guts between dreams and success." PBB
by Pachyderm Pride on Nov 21, 2009 9:41 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
yes
just reliving my former crush on doug flutie
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
by LittleSis on Nov 21, 2009 10:01 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
short, dark, and handsome?
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 21, 2009 3:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
anyone that makes miami look like fools
makes my heart go aflutter
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by kleph on Nov 21, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
True dat...
…which is why I still have a crush on the ’92 defense….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 22, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

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