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How in the heck do you cook edible gator????



I know we all have our own game day traditions.  But out here in sunny Arizona, ours centers around consumption of the opposing team mojo.  i.e.  Vols = recipies containing Lil Smokies, KY = fried chicken, Bulldogs (GA & Miss. State) = a veratible buffet of types of hot dogs, LSU = etuffe you get the picture.

I know it's corny (and all I can say is thank GOD we don't play USC), but heck, i'm betting ya'll wear a special pair of socks, a particular T-shirt or what ever.  We all have our little superstitions about what works. Todd has proved it each week this season too.

Anyway and to the point.  I received some gator tail meat a few years ago and tried my best to cook it up.  It was the nastiest, (ok, well not pork brains in milk gravy nasty) meat I've ever cooked.

Any of you fans have a tried and tested recipe for making gator meat edible?  If so, please pass it on.  This is big mojo eatin time!! Thanks....roll tide roll

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batter it and fry it.

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by kleph on Nov 18, 2009 9:15 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

what he said

"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 18, 2009 9:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

gator meat

Soak it in buttermilk over night before you cook it. When seasoning make sure to use Lawry’s.

"Always remember... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David." -Shug Jordan

by win4au on Nov 18, 2009 12:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Don't eat gator meat...

Alligators are awesome creatures. Steve Irwin would not be pleased; nor will I.

Also, note the ineffectiveness of LSU’s eating of gator meat before their game.

by crimsontsunami on Nov 18, 2009 12:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

What's more cruel...

to eat a gator, or to jump on its back, humiliating it in front of an international TV audience, and play peek-a-boo with it? I’m gonna have to side with eating the thing! Plus, they just taste so good!

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Nov 18, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah yeah yeah

First, Steve Irwin’s intentions when jumping on a croc or gator’s back were not to humiliate them, obviously, and if you watched it and thought that he was unintentionally humiliating them then you were wrong. He was usually trying to move them to a safer location away from humans. I doubt they were aware enough of their appearance in front of an international tv audience to be embarrassed. Alligators aren’t self-important egomaniacs like people: they don’t go around acting like they’ve got so much going for them; they’re not ultra sensitive to embarassment. They’re just awesome natural predators. Anyway, Irwin didn’t humilate them, so it’s a moot point. Second, if you would rather be eaten than humilated, you’re clearly out of your mind.

by crimsontsunami on Nov 18, 2009 4:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

is this guy (girl?) serious??

so are you a vegetarian?? if not, where do you draw the line?? at “awesome predators”?? and if you are, than my condolences…b/c animals are delicious.

by gerry dorsey on Nov 18, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

“They’re just awesome natural predators.”

So am I.

by yellowhammer on Nov 18, 2009 6:20 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

+1,000,000

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Nov 18, 2009 9:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Having never been humiliated in my life,

I can only imagine how horrible it must be. That’s why I chose death. Was I wrong?

Sincerely,

RBR Egomaniac in residence…oh wait, Pete, where are you???

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Nov 18, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

as for the cooking of gator...

in my experience (which is admittedly fairly limited), the marinating in milk/buttermilk is key. other than that just fry it up in your preferred manner of frying.

was you last batch nasty tasting or nasty in texture?? b/c gator is a really mild tasting meat, so if it tasted bad it may have been just that…bad.

and i hate to be grammar police, but i cannot stand for that butchering of the word “etouffee” up there.

by gerry dorsey on Nov 18, 2009 4:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

So sorry....phat phingers all day today!

I did the marinating in milk. Used some cajun seasoning mixed in flour and fried it up. According to most recipe sites, it should taste like chicken or rather along those lines. This was not anything like it.

The texture was different but fine. So I’m sure we’ll be trying it again. How would you prepare it…what kind of oil ( if you fry it)? Or do you grill it?

by bamaskigirl2 on Nov 18, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i've never really thought chicken

or maybe i’ve just talked myself out of it b/c that’s so cliche, but it is pretty neutral. oil shouldn’t make a huge difference unless you tried to use extra virgin olive oil or something crazy. stick to vegetable or maybe peanut.

i actually did some internetin’ and found one site that said to be sure to clean all the fat off of the meat b/c it will not only taste more gamey (gamier??) but it will go bad quicker and therefore effect the taste of the meat. i’ve never encountered this, but that may be something that screwed up your last batch.

by gerry dorsey on Nov 18, 2009 9:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm with you on the chicken deal.

It might have the texture a little bit, but it really had a taste all its own. I certainly wouldn’t let that be the standard of cooking successful gator if I’d never had it before, or it would never turn out quite right. I’ve never cooked it, so I can’t offer too much help there, but chicken isn’t exactly the taste you’re going for.

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Nov 18, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Having lived on a river

that was home to many gators, 13+ feet or so, I realized it was them or us. Or my dogs. Not “awesome predators,” but really wonderful Labs. Or even worse, my daughter. Which would have required the annihilation of the species. So, if they have to be killed, we need to not waste! That’s how I felt about the 6’ Eastern Diamondback Rattler that was shot in my yard. He was really, really awesome. We won again. Bon Appetit!

marycontrary

by adeleswims on Nov 18, 2009 11:18 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

That and...

not only would they eat your Labs and your daughter, they would eat you too. Also, they are reptiles. People kill snakes all the time and you don’t see anyone putting them on an endangered species list! We’ve done well without dinosaurs, I don’t see why we’re so worried about alligators.

I’ll get off my soapbox now, but I am deathly afraid of alligators having grown up on a bayou in Louisiana and knowing a few of the dogs they chomped.

by TexasTideGirl on Nov 19, 2009 6:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Steve Irwin...

grew up around the most aggressive crocodiles in the world. There are more animals that can kill you in Australia than there are anywhere else. Yet he didn’t believe these animals “[had] to be killed.” He didn’t think to himself, “it was them or us.” He loved reptiles and all animals, and worked throughout his life to save them and to move the most dangerous of them from heavily populated areas. Now his daughter is continuing that fight.

Of course, he was an extraordinary person—a man with amazing empathy, guts, compassion, enthusiasm and individuality. But I believe we all have that potential to feel strong emotions for animals, regardless of how dangerous a few particular species might be to us (if provoked).

As far as the topic of this post goes, I know I can’t persuade anybody here of anything. But I will give you my view: eating gator meat (or stomping on it – har har) to prepare for a football game against a team that happens to be called the Gators is not very clever or awesome. It’s plain stupid. Besides, we’re Alabama. We should act like we’ve been there before; after all, we have. On the other hand, I didn’t intend to get into a political debate when I made my initial suggestion, and I won’t go any further. Let’s just focus all our energies on beating Florida on the field, as opposed to metaphorically.

by crimsontsunami on Nov 19, 2009 11:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not for nothing, but....

the gator meat that is sold in restaurants and to evryday people like you and me are raised on a farm for the single purpose of being eaten. So it’s not like they are being washed off the face of the earth for our consumption.

by bamainGA on Nov 20, 2009 3:24 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i don't have a problem with steve irwin

that guy was awesome. nor do i eat gator before a florida game, or pork before the arkansas game, or whatever. however i do eat them at random intervals whenever the hell i feel like it. its pretty nice (and tasty) here at the top of the food chain.

i also can’t wait to smoke that awesomely predatory turkey on thursday.

by gerry dorsey on Nov 20, 2009 8:11 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

But I believe we all have that potential to feel strong emotions for animals, regardless of how dangerous a few particular species might be to us (if provoked).

Or, if unprovoked…

Going back 60 years, there have been 315 unprovoked alligator attacks on humans, with 22 resulting in human fatalities.

see here

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Nov 20, 2009 10:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It seems to me

that either we’re just animals that are equal to alligators, dogs, cats, etc., or we’re above them (created above them – my view – or just simply higher up on the food chain). If we’re nothing more than equal to them, then what’s the problem with us eating animals? They eat us, we should at least have the right to make the feeling mutual. If we are above them, we either have the inherent right to eat them, while also conserving what God has given us and not just butchering them for the sake of killing them (my view), or since we are merely higher on the food chain, we have the right to eat them just like a lion has the right to eat a gazelle. If it’s wrong for us to eat them, and we are nothing more than animals on a food chain, then not only do you need to convince me to quit eating animals, you also need to take your gospel message to Mr. Lion out there and explain to him why he’s so wrong for chomping on that poor gazelle. Make him a vegan. Is that not his natural environment? Well, obviously it’s not for humans either, because we’ve eaten meat for 1000s of years now, and apparently have only just now come to realize that is bad. That doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.

I have no problem with you not eating gator, or beef, or whatever, but it’s a personal choice. By all means let us know the nutritional benefits of that lifestyle (and there are many), but please don’t frame it in a “right vs. wrong” argument. It falls on its face regardless of one’s worldview if framed in that light.

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Nov 20, 2009 10:23 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is it wrong to beat meat?

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 20, 2009 11:08 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Sometimes...

…I beat meat unprovoked;)

Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs

by bamachine on Nov 22, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Then what's the big deal?

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Nov 20, 2009 1:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, enuf is enuf

I’m going to cook gator. I also eat hamburger, pork and chicken, I wear leather shoes and my dogs wear radio collars (although all 3 were rescue dogs) . There. I said it and I’m glad.

All I wanted to know what how to cook gator. Thanks to you who have responded to the question. :-)

RTR

by bamaskigirl2 on Nov 20, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

In order to truly affect the outcome of the game...

you’ll need to defeat an alligator in hand to hand combat. Otherwise, you’re just making a feeble gesture that will not appease the football gods. Just my opinion.

by crimsontsunami on Nov 22, 2009 9:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I also think, if you have any guts...

you should take out Auburn’s eagle before the game on Friday. Or better yet, you could shoot a tiger at the local zoo. Either of those would REALLY make statements as to how loyal you are as a fan. But TRUE guts are hard to come by these days. I can see why you’d be afraid…

by crimsontsunami on Nov 22, 2009 9:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

eagle's no good to eat

but tiger? that’d probably be some pretty juicy lean white meat….definitely worth a thought….but how would you get away with field dressing the damn thing in its cage?

"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 23, 2009 12:05 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

just an update

i had some fried gator for lunch on saturday down in louisiana, granted it was restaurant cooked, but it was delicious.

by gerry dorsey on Nov 23, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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