nothing says “good morning” like processed yeast extract.

should have used the toast, what happened to that?

… decide to choke down half the can in one bite? That’s why it coated your entire mouth, there was about three pounds of it on that first bite.

At any rate, hats off as always. Just look at the bright side, the aloe drink ought to be easy — hell, maybe even a bit refreshing — and from there you can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Besides, just thinking of possible wins over Auburn, Florida, and Texas ought to make it go down smooth anyway.

I know you didn’t put that spoon in your mouth then go in for seconds right from the jar! Dude not cool! You basically ruined the entire jar…

Flavored aloe drink is actually pretty tasty…

Vegemite looks like congealed smoothie poo.

“Shit, I’m tempted to throw the spoon away, just in case”

ftw

Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

“Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.”

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, “Do you speak-a my language?”
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,

“I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.”

….still laughing….