….I hate Tennessee, but I am annoyed by Auburn. I want to see UT destroyed, but I just want to make Auburn fans shut the hell up for a few weeks (and you know it’s only a few weeks after the Iron Bowl before they start running their stupid whore mouths again).

….I enjoy the great rivalry that we have with UT on the football field. Most years they field a competitive team and we have a close, hard-fought game. I have a lot of friends and family that have graduated from UT, so it is hard to conjure up much hatred for the University itself, though I seem to have special feelings reserved only for their coaches.

Auburn, on the other hand, generates no positive feelings for me. Other than some extremely fine-looking Auburn ladies that I have known, everything about that institution makes my skin crawl. I cringe every time I find it appropriate to use any of the words “lovely,” “village,” or “plains.” I have been to the crappy town once, and once was enough.

The best thing about Nick Saban before he came to Alabama was that he had already worked up a healthy hate for Auburn.
The best thing about Georgia fans is that they hate Auburn.
The best thing about the BCS is that it excluded Auburn from its championship game when Auburn had a damn good, undefeated team.
The best thing about Finebaum is that he has become the most famous sportswriter in Alabama while consistently hating on Auburn.

Auburn ain’t shit.

Unlike the average Auburn fan, I love my team more than I hate my rival

Unlike the average Tennessee fan, I love my team more than I hate my rival

The difference to me is that I don’t expect my beloved team to support me. I support them. Auburn fans expect their team to support them. They will dump them in a heatbeat if they don’t. The same with Tennessee.

I want The Crimson Tide to win another National Championship. I want that for the players because I support them, they don’t support me.

In order to do that, most of the time, The Crimson Tide would have to beat both Auburn and Tennessee. If Auburn and Tennessee chooses to measure their worth by beating the Crimson Tide, then that is their problem. If they are willing to settle for that as their tradition, then that is their problem.

I am a fan of my team… as all of you are. I have loved them all of my 45 years. There has been a lot of great players that have come and gone in that time. ……

Joe Namath, Pat Trammell, Kenney Stabler, John Hannah, Barry Krause, Sherman Williams, George Teaque, Antonio Langham, Mike Shula, Van Tiffin and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on….. it seems endless.

I personally don’t give two sh*** about Auburn or Tennessee anymore. They are nothing more than speedbumps on the highway of furthuring our tradition. A tradition of championships.

Thanks for playing along with my rant..
Roll Tide!!!!

talk so much crap. They run their mouths more than anybody, even when they don’t have a logical reason to. Every time I read an article about the Tide on Al.com I scan through the comments and there’ll be several from Auburn fans that are just plain stupid. I know Bama fans post comments on the Auburn stories, but it really makes you want to see Auburn burn when some of their fans are guaranteeing a victory in the Iron Bowl and talking about how we’re overrated and all the rest.

If Ole Miss hadn’t fallen apart in the third quarter, Auburn would have lost to every decent opponent they’ve played since their 5-0 start.

Screw Gus Malzahn and his gimmicky offense. Screw Auburn’s fans. The best thing that school has is the new texting system they have in their stadium. Other than that, they’re just a bunch of punks.

I am from Columbus, Ga and many of my father’s side of the family attended the Barn. “Punt, Bama, Punt” has been said so many times over the years, it’s ridiculous. That was their crowning glory before the fingers started. Aubsession must be a pitiful state to live in. Although I hate I let that shit still bother me, what the hell, it keeps my hatred going 24-7, 365 days of the year and I’m good with that!!!

because it’s the next one on the schedule. I will thoroughly enjoy the muscling we put on the Barn, and watching Ingram plow through that porous defense, and will enjoy it because they just happen to be next on the list.

But, really, Auburn’s kung fu is weak.

That is about as sound a logic as I’ve heard in a while. My about to be new bride is a Georgia fan and what we realized is that one of the things we have in common is our outright disgust of the barners. Though I work with one that wears a barner shirt EVERY FRICKIN DAY OF THE YEAR, he’s trying to talk down the game and say that don’t stand a chance. I told him straight up, don’t even try. I want NO excuses when we run all over the barners.
Forget being nice, this is a LIFESTYLE choice I make, and it is to hate aubarn. I have to go there for work tomorrow and I’ll proudly be wearing my colors and have my Bama flag on display, and if any barners go a problem with that, BRING IT ON. I’ll give you a Julio straight arm. WHAT????

…a 0-36 loss to the boogs for SECCG and BCSCG wins…just sayin’ (and duckin’)….

It smelled like Sao Paulo.

We have to crush these jagoffs. They are telling each other how they have nothing to lose and that if it looks like we will win by less than three scores, they will crank up the “Overrated!” cheer. Let’s throttle these punks and start getting ready for next week.

I have a new signature (see below). Sounds like something Coach Bryant would say.