Dumb tactic…

My prediction Bama 34 Auburn 10

based on teams both have played
Alabama points allowd 10 record 6-0
Auburn points allowd 27 record 3-3

Bama goes to the air early (but not often) to establish a little breathing room. Ultimately, it doesn’t matter, as this defense is bad, bad, bad and the offense is a joke against competent teams.

-Ingram has a Heisman day, and sets the record with 175+ yards and 2+ Tds on the ground and does some damage in the short passing game
-Trent goes over 60 and scores a TD
-McElroy is sporadic but hits a few good ones deep (190 yds, 1 TD)
-Peek gets back into the action with 3+ catches
-Julio is the recipient of a blown coverage and scores again

Saban makes this as physical and nasty a bludgeoning of a weak, unconditioned, thin, ill-prepared, outmanned and pussified Barn squad

38-3

think Auburn will come out jacked at the begining and keeps things close. They actually get a few first downs to sustain drives in the 1st quarter and its close deading into the 2nd. Something like 6-0 Bama.

2nd quarter we start putting it together and we score a TD, McElroy pass to Peek in the redzone, we lead 13-0. Feeling reality set in, the energy that once consumed the proud Tigers starts to fade.

3rd quarter we open things up, get a turnover and start pounding their thin D with a steady dose of Ingram and Trent. We score again and add a FG, lead 23-0.

4th quarter the game is pretty much locked up. We continue to rotate our lines and RB’s and just wear them out. We score again and close this one out 30-0. So thats my final score. Auburn fans will have to wait 365 more days to see if they can score on us.

Bama – 30
Auburn – 0

Bama 41 barn 3
Ingram gets 140 or more, TR gets 70, Julio gets a TD catch and at least 50 yards, maybe 100. Gmac has 3 td’s and no INT’s, 210 yards passing (but still has a few missed passes). the D pretty much shuts barn down entirely, they get less than 200 total yards, less than 8 first downs. Javy and Tiffin both set records, ingram gets close.

Mount Cody rushes for a TD, catches a TD (Smitty style), and he sacks Todd and Burns 7 times, all safeties. Rolando gets a safety himself. (Before the game CNS asks that safeties be scored as negative points for Auburn instead of points for Bama…and the refs agreed.) JJ and Ingy split the remaining 5 TD’s; who gets them will be pre-determined in the 45 minute situational meeting before the game.

Auburn walks off the field realizing that they could do no better than the mighty Mockingbirds.

BAMA 28

AU 10

I believe that same intensity by CNS will again rule the day as Bama finally gets off to a quick start and the barner fans empty the stadium faster than a aubarn chick can count the teeth in mouth. Bama – 37 aubarn- 7

at fullback to score twice in the first quarter. Ingram runs for three hundred yards (to one end zone, then the other, then the other) for a score. We’re up 21-0 the first quarter. G-Mac throws to Julio twice in the second, each resulting in a TD. 35-0, Saban replaces the starters with our 2nd team cheer-leading squad. One girl lines up in the wild elephant and runs 83 yards for a long TD. Saban retires to the sidelines at the half, and lets his daughter coach after haltime. While he is sipping Bahama Mamas and puffing a stogie, his daughter is charged a technical for body slamming a ref after a blown PI call. Aubarn forfeits, but Saban isn’t satified that their “asses quit.” He prank calls Lane Kiffin with the old “Is your refrigerator runnin” bit, and let’s Robodog, UGA’s replacement, call the fourth quater. Robodog calls for a bootleg, but forgets we’re playing defense, and Orlando runs an int back for 67 yards. AU fans are seen crying on national TV, and Bama wins like 64-0.

RTR

Okay, it’s not war chicken, but it’s close…

Looks like we’ll get to eat turkey today and tomorrow too!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!