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It's Meltdown Time...

This week in meltdown time we will only take a look at two fan bases. I was expecting big things from Oklahoma, Notre Dame, and Michigan, but honestly those three fan bases have largely reached the point of immunity where they think things can't realistically get any worse, so the meltdowns aren't all that great.

Fortunately, Georgia and LSU come through for us in a big way, and oh boy is this week ever a doozy thanks to those two. And speaking of the LSU meltdown... wow. Just wow. I said on Sunday that it was totally justified -- and it is, mind you -- but it's still one of unreal proportions. It may very well be the greatest meltdown ever, and even if not, it's definitely in the running. It seems as though Chernobyl blew up in the middle of Baton Rouge this past Saturday night.

And speaking of the LSU meltdown, we're going to do the Georgia meltdown first and leave it on the frontpage. The LSU meltdown is after the jump and for good reason. Now, the standard warning on language applies even to the Georgia meltdown, but it's even worse for LSU, so consider yourself warned.

Warnings out of the way, it's meltdown time...

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FIRE CMR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire Richt! I'm tired of hearing this CATS CATS CATS bullshit in downtown Athens. Fire Richt ASAP!

NOT EVEN WORTH MY TIME ANYMORE

Welcome to our 6-6 season and our humanitarian bowl bid, good job guys.

we won't be 6-6, you forget we have a shitty bowl game to lose, make it 6-7

Joe Cox is garbage

He quite possibly could go down as the worse Qb ever to play at Georgia
Wonder how many of ours players Are downtown right now gettin "jiggy wit it".... .....ugh! God we suck soooo bad!
Look at the weedeaters falling from the sky!

The only good thing you can say about our coaching staff right now... at least we don't have Les Miles.

Can we decline a bowl bid? We don't even deserve a bus ride to Shreveport.

We probably ought to consider forfeiting the game against GT, decline the bowl bid and bring this horrible season to a merciful end.

I'm not sure my GPS even knows where Shreveport is...

Kentucky has a better record than we do. WOW!!!

Joe Cox is  a worthless human and an even sh8ttier QB. Martinez should be chased out of the stadium w/ picks and torches

Joe Cox is the worst D1 college QB in history....

joe cox is an embarassment

On a positive note, at least the offense did not have many false start penalties.

When I saw the poor job the LSU coaches did at the end of their game today, I thought they were on a par with the UGA coaches in stupidity and being unprepared. After tonight I don't think that anymore, UGA is in a league all to themselves.

Glad to see them be gone after the Tech game. The worst group of seniors I can remember.

joe cox..i know it may be confusing, but we still wear red (not white.blue)...

WE JUST LOST TO KENTUCKY. AT HOME.

Dear God, please help Richt fire Martinez.

I hate never hated an UGA team, but I honestly hate this team and this staff.

This program is all but dead.  players have quit on coaches and worse on each other...

After the Tech blowout, we have no reason to accept a bowl bid.

Honestly, fire everyone.

Feeling like absolute shit after another UGA game!

I think the Joe Cox experiment can finally be called a miserable failure.

GA is not going to improve unless dramatic changes are made.

How in the fuck do you outgain a team by 227 yards AND LOSE TO KENTUCKY AT HOME!?!?!?!

OMG what a meltdown!

I miss you AJ Green

Competent?? Did that asshole just use competent and Georgia in the same sentence?

Are we betting on the games? What else can explain this?

Well Shit on me!!!

Georgia Tech will grind this team up into a fine powder and snort them like an eight-ball.

2. The number of times Mark Richt has lost to Kentucky and beaten Florida. Do you realize Kentucky beats us as often as we beat Florida? That’s the state of our football program.

Star-divide

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I must of been Jack the Ripper in my former life because nobody deserves the Shitty karma I have right now.

Nothing changes unless the money is effected. Have some balls and do the right thing.....Boycott the Arkansas game

Wrong thing to do. Go and Chant Fire Les the entire game. Make your voice heard!

get the torches and pitchforks

Fire THAT Sucker Tonight !!!!!!!!

Face it our coach is an idiot at game situations and should be fired on the spot.this is the worst coaching I have ever seen in my life.The players deserve better and the fans.Fire Les MILES now.

goddamn it just broke my chandalier (sp?)

damn now i'm bleeding thanks les.

I'm totally drained of about a good 1/3 cup of blood and mentally drained. Gotta clean this glass up before the wife and kids get home.

Les ouht to be bleeding from the goddamn asshole tonight

Give me a broom and a closet and I'll make it happen!

We are now the laughing stock of the NATION!!!

We've been the laughing stock of the SEC for a while this season... only now are most LSU koolaid drinkers starting to realize it.

NO... we are the laughing stock of the NATION, all divisions, all classes. That just happened on NATIONAL TV in HD.

My poor 11 month old... she's scared of me now.

What did you destroy or who did you startle with your sudden outburst to the last series of the Ole Miss Game. I am sorry to say my glass ceiling fan had to make the ultimate sacrifice.

My son ran outside,in the rain.

i made my 6-year-old daughter cry

My best friend almost kicked me out of the bar he manages.

And I have not had an ounce of alcohol today.

Not a drop.

pretty sure my kids lost any shred of reverence the had for me.

My wife just came in from outside. The neighbor (Big LSU fan) across the street was just hauled off in an ambulance!

the wife's not speaking to me right now. Probably not getting laid for about a month

One dog ran into the other room and the other one peed on the floor.

I'm having serious Hallman/Dinardo flashbacks.

Are coaches required to take drug tests?

If Miles is back I will not attend/watch a game. This is negligence!

Les Miles lost his team tonight. Arkansas is going to roll LSU next week, kids. Prepare yourselves now.

MILES IS NOT THE PROBLEM

STFU YOU dumbass AND NEVER POST THIS CRAP AGAIN

When was the last time LSU beat Houston Nutt?

When Saban left, he recommended Nutt to Skip.

My 2 year old just said Les Miles SUCKS!!!

Les just lost me. That is all.

This is the worst loss I've ever experienced

LES < Croom. I said this early in the season and got ripped. Wonder if I'll get ripped now

Name 1 Dumber Coach than Miles

All due respect and thanks to Miles, but there is no cure for Stupid.

I never would have thought I'd see a coach with a lower IQ than Forrest Gump...

Fire Miles NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the radio caller just now. He just asked if coaches were eligible for drug screening and he was cut off!

What did you break after the game?

For those of you who might rage like i do after the game...how did you take it out? I threw my remote at a mirror and shattered it and my remote... shards flew at nearby friends

My plasma TV didn't make it

I'd sell my soul for Saban

BOYCOTT attending Tiger Stadium

I can not sleep. I feel like I did when an old boyfriend cheated on me.

I say show up for the Seniors. After they present the Seniors, everyone walk the F*CK out of the stadium after starting a Fire Miles chant.

had this happened to Saban we would have seen the 1st ever spontaneous cranial explosion on the sidelines. his head would have simply exploded...

Les Miles will never recover from this loss at LSU...

he has no coaching credibility from this night on.

It appears he pretty much lost the fan base today.

Will you be embarrassed to wear your LSU gear?

Name another SEC head coach that loses that game? Les Miles' coaching today makes me want to vomit. How is someone that bad and is getting paid that much to do their job?

Name another coach in 4A HS that looses that game.

Most poorly coached game since Hallman years...

we are stuck in the WORST CONTRACT IN SPORTS!!!

I was balled up in the fetal position in the shower trying to wash it away.

God, I miss Nick.

We are definitely going to be fodder for RBR's weekly meltdown thread.

More embarrassing of the two... Having the KKK rally on your campus, or Les Miles and company coaching debacle?

FIRE HIM - No Buyout - Make Him Sue. It's state jurisdiction. Take our chances w/ an LSU fan for judge. Then enter into evidence the final drive to this game

Just got home from oxford. I will not go to another game with Miles there.

Yeah... we can compare it to Pearl Harbor and 911.

Tonight marks the end of LSU football as we've come to know it. The slide is in full effect.

Tonight was the beginning of the end for Miles...he's lost the team and the fans. It's over for him. All that's left is the excruciating year or two of waiting for the inevitable while the wheels just come completely off. Goodbye Les.

It was fun while it lasted... what this team has done this decade was sure fun to watch, but the ride is over and it looks like we will fall back to the middle of the pack in the SEC. I guess we are headed back to hoping for 8 win seasons and the Independence Bowl. What a ride it has been...I will miss being an elite program, but I'm glad we got a taste of it nonetheless.

Its safe to say Arkansas is going to be a loss.

Why would any recruits want to play for Miles?

Does Miles ever make sense to anyone?

I don't know if I'll ever get over tonight until the announcement is made that Miles is gone.

Les ruined his career tonight, IMHO. He may have a multi-million dollar contract, but after that he will be lucky to find a job as a position coach. He got exposed tonight. He was totally unprepared and incompetent at a crucial moment in front of a national audience. He has lost respect from the college football world.

we are 7-9 over the last 16 games... Bama is 16-0... if you don't think we are done as an elite program, wake up and smell the coffee my friend

Now it's our turn to watch Alabama dominate for the next 8 years.

The Les Miles Death Watch has begun.

Les Miles hates clock management. I am convinced of that. He wants no part of it. It hurts his brain to think about it.

Call me a bad fan/alumnus or whatever, but I just can't bring myself to pull for the Tigers to win anymore after tonight. Every victory helps pad that mfer's pocketbook. I will hope for us to lose 6-7 next year for him to be gone.

We're Patrick Peterson away from 5 losses or more.

Fuck Patrick Peterson. He's a great player but doesn't give two shits about the team. He's the ultimate I-player. He's great in one-on-one, but no clue on how to properly play his role within a system.

This is a day that will live in infamy...

This may well go down as the poorest game and clock management exhibition in college football history.

7 and fucking 8 since the Nick Saban Coat Tails Express vanished

I think even Rogers Redding is more popular than Les Miles with LSU fans right now.

Do you reallythink LSU has a chance? Alabama is only getting started with their renewed dynasty.

We have no chance against Bama or Florida next year.

This is like the Kennedy assassination

He said he didn't say to spike it, but then there's video of him telling Jefferson to spike the ball.

I thought he was just fucking stupid. I didn't know he was a goddamn chickenshit coward and a liar too.

I take it back Les just proved what T. Boone has been saying....He is the dumbest coach out there. He has been getting by on Saban's left overs. I'm just sick. Send him to Michigan, I'll pay for the move.

At this moment, I would trade him straight up for Rich Rodriguez.

People comparing Miles to Coker... this is not a good comparison. Coker was twice as good a coach than Miles ever was. He couldnt recruit. That was his downfall. Coker won an undefeated NC and got robbed out of another. He made it to two NC games undefeated and should have won both. Miles has never done that and never will

I wish we had Saban back.....

You people who think Michigan will take this twerp off our hands are fucking delusional. They'll give RR a contract extension before they'd even consider Miles.

Yeah, Michigan is going to fire RichRod for Miles. About like LSU going to fire Archer to hire Curly. Oh wait...

Miles Will Never Be Forgiven For This

I miss Nick Saban

Amen brother..I saw him in blind side tonight and I clapped

Miles = Mike Shula

He's either a drunk, an inbred, and maybe even both.

Who is renting the U-Haul and who is planting the For Sale sign?

It will be done eventually, so it MUST be done now. Fire Miles.

I sold my tickets this afternoon & will not watch on TV - Hogs will win by 10+

I think Alem's going to kick a 65-yard field goal after getting a sack on 3rd and 28 next week.

I wish we had NEVER won a BCS champ

Houston Nutt is our daddy

Deer in the headlights...

I'm climbing up onto the ledge and jumping off too.

I did not enjoy the dinner served aboard the Titanic this evening.

Les the Liar isn't being honest about what happened at the end, and the goddamn video proves it. Alleva ought to waterboard that fucker and get the truth out.

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WOW

That was by far the best meltdown by one team ever, and like OTS said totally understandable.

The best was definitely:

We are definitely going to be fodder for RBR’s weekly meltdown thread.

It’s catching on, even LSU fans know about it.

by Kenny483 on Nov 24, 2009 7:42 AM CST reply actions  

I kept my tongue in check a bit

During the Ole Miss game, not wanting any of my comments to show up here ;-).

Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!

by bobo_the_vol on Nov 24, 2009 7:52 AM CST up reply actions  

HA...

…at 6-5, UGA fans can still say:

The only good thing you can say about our coaching staff right now… at least we don’t have Les Miles.

Roll Bama Roll - The Champagne of Bama Blogs.

by Todd on Nov 24, 2009 7:47 AM CST reply actions  

I laughed so hard, my asthma is kicking up! LMFAO at these!

i made my 6-year-old daughter cry

My best friend almost kicked me out of the bar he manages.

And I have not had an ounce of alcohol today.

Not a drop.

pretty sure my kids lost any shred of reverence the had for me.

My wife just came in from outside. The neighbor (Big LSU fan) across the street was just hauled off in an ambulance!

the wife’s not speaking to me right now. Probably not getting laid for about a month

One dog ran into the other room and the other one peed on the floor.

I live in Utah but HATE the Utes! Roll TIDE, Roll!

by UtahBammer on Nov 24, 2009 7:48 AM CST reply actions  

we know that's a lie

Corndogs need their booze like my car needs gasoline

"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 24, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.

by kleph on Nov 24, 2009 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

don't make this about me

this is about reveling in the misery of the coonasses

"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 24, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny
On a positive note, at least the offense did not have many false start penalties.

"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" - Coach Nick Saban before the 2008 LSU game.

by 12NationalChampionships on Nov 24, 2009 7:57 AM CST reply actions  

The Alabama references

I’m loving seeing reality finally setting in on the by-you. I also got a kick out of bloody chandelier guy.

Also, how bad can it get for Georgia? Not only did they get greased by KY on Senior Day, their dog died.

by yellowhammer on Nov 24, 2009 8:00 AM CST reply actions  

They definitely have clued in now, haven't they?

It makes what Saban has done here even sweeter, if that’s possible.

"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" - Coach Nick Saban before the 2008 LSU game.

by 12NationalChampionships on Nov 24, 2009 8:07 AM CST up reply actions  

No kidding

and who would’ve thought a few years ago UGA would be in total meltdown mode while Tech is now a top ten team?

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Nov 24, 2009 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the radio caller just now. He just asked if coaches were eligible for drug screening and he was cut off!

Priceless. This is the best meltdown ever

by DennyChimes on Nov 24, 2009 8:02 AM CST reply actions  

For sure..

I’d like to see Arky win just so we can have another one of these next week. But I also want Miles to stay at lsu, so I guess it’s win-win for us no matter what.

by yellowhammer on Nov 24, 2009 8:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

but I’ve heard some pretty nuty pissed off callers call in to the Bama post game show with Tyler Watts during the Shula years. Plenty of awkward silences…

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Nov 24, 2009 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Great meltdown…perhaps the best.

"There's a lot of blood, sweat and guts between dreams and success." PBB

by Pachyderm Pride on Nov 24, 2009 8:10 AM CST reply actions  

Oooooooh....

I am TOTALLY loving this meltdown! I think I wet myself laughing so hard at the same team that calls Nick a “traitor” now talking about how much they miss him & how they’re done for now that the “Riding Nick Saban’s Coattails” is over! LOL I’ve been wondering how long it would take for them to realize their so-called “elite” program was going to meltdown!

ROLL TIDE!!

by NicLizD on Nov 24, 2009 8:14 AM CST reply actions  

BRILLIANT!

“oh look at the weedeaters falling from the sky”

LMFAO!

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 24, 2009 8:14 AM CST reply actions  

I saw this in the This Week in Schadenfreude

from the Sporting Blog, and Brian Cook didn’t understand the reference. He looked it up, but still didn’t get it right. How can someone who claims to know football so well, not know those 2 obvious references?

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

by That Other Dave on Nov 24, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I

just thought it was a reference to the weedwhacker bowl AKA Shreveport…. now that you say Cook had to look it up but still didn’t understand it, maybe I’m the one who is confused.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Nov 24, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

It is but....

It’s also a reference to a Munson Call (about 1:10 in that video).

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

by That Other Dave on Nov 24, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL! In Louisiana, this just might work too....
FIRE HIM – No Buyout – Make Him Sue. It’s state jurisdiction. Take our chances w/ an LSU fan for judge. Then enter into evidence the final drive to this game

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 24, 2009 8:20 AM CST reply actions  

no shit.

seems like a viable legal strategy to me…

for the next five days there is nothing in my heart but hate. pure, untempered, ice-cold hate. fond memories are for saturday. - Kleph

by tempebamafan on Nov 24, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

make him hire some fancy pants UM Law grad

to learn the Napoleanic (civil) Code on the fly (which, by the way, is perhaps the most fascinating dork read…ever).

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 24, 2009 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

LSU's luck

They would get a Tulane judge.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

by That Other Dave on Nov 24, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

put enough dough in the freezer

and things get taken care of right quick.

Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.

by kleph on Nov 24, 2009 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Esp if they got THIS guy...

BTW: WTF is up with Peruvian gangs and their murdering/black-market fat-selling? Surely you could find enough people willing to voluntarily part with it?!

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 25, 2009 9:08 AM CST up reply actions  

This one had me laughing.
Georgia Tech will grind this team up into a fine powder and snort them like an eight-ball.

by Nico2.0 on Nov 24, 2009 8:39 AM CST reply actions  

that was my fav too! always up for a bolivian marching powder joke!

by Alabama ManDance on Nov 24, 2009 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

yep...

that was by far my favorite too.

by Queen of the Universe on Nov 24, 2009 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

a Dawg fan making a cocaine reference?

I’m Shocked!

"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim

by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 24, 2009 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

my personal favorite

“At this moment, I would trade him straight up for Rich Rodriguez.”

Priceless…

I just hate Tennessee...I can't stress that enough.

by rammerjammer7 on Nov 24, 2009 8:45 AM CST reply actions  

I purposely avoided reading any LSU blogs/forums

in preparation for this meltdown. Postponing the instant gratification of reading the epicness of the LSU meltdown made reading this 10x better.

Thank you OTS…

by atlpeach on Nov 24, 2009 9:10 AM CST reply actions  

No way man, LMAO now thats funny

Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.

by mulletover on Nov 24, 2009 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

totally steeling that

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Nov 24, 2009 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

That is a win.

A big, fat, win.

Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!

by bobo_the_vol on Nov 24, 2009 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

someone needs

to put the LSU logo in his hair.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

by That Other Dave on Nov 24, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely rec'd.

Just when I thought Kanye West jokes were getting old, this one proves me wrong.

Just because I'm an occasional to frequent troll, doesn't mean I lack a heart or don't have a point. Rocky Top Talk blog ban: I did it for teh lulz.

by Anarchon on Nov 25, 2009 9:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Great meldown no doubt. LSU deserves it........

Ever since the windows were beat out of my car in Baton Rouge during the 2008 Bama game I’ve had a hard on for this type of scenario. They deserve Les…………Karma it’s a bitch aint it?
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The responses from LSU fans are priceless indeed. I have a similar one. My wife adopted this five year old malteese dog. It’s a very nervouse dog and has grown very very attached to my wife. She left me at home alone with this dog for this years LSU game.(She always leaves when Bama plays, she says I’m a SOB) Anyway the dog……this dog had only been with us for about four days when we played LSU. I was going nuts after Julio’s TD catch jumping around……we have hardwood floors and the dog couldn’t get traction to get away from my enthusiam. Well lets just say puppy has a pretty pink cast. Mommy hasn’t given Big Daddy any love since. Don’t think I’m going to get any for a long long time. NOTE to self/others put dog into kennel when Bama plays football.

Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.

by mulletover on Nov 24, 2009 9:49 AM CST reply actions  

Haha
Les ouht to be bleeding from the goddamn asshole tonight

Give me a broom and a closet and I’ll make it happen!

First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...

by btcoop71 on Nov 24, 2009 10:03 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

That one wins some sort of prize. There must have been some odd stuff going down in Baton Rouge last weekend. I can’t remember anyone wishing broom sodomy on Shula or Tuberville or Fulmer.

by Alabama ManDance on Nov 24, 2009 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Truer words never spoken
We are definitely going to be fodder for RBR’s weekly meltdown thread.

Yes, you are.

You can't win. You can't break even. You can't get out of the game.

by StablerRaider on Nov 24, 2009 10:09 AM CST reply actions  

Funniest thing about all this.....

…..is to see even Georgia fans talking about Richt saying “at least we don’t have Les Miles”. This is by far the best Meltdown (LSU posts) that I’ve ever seen.

Great work!

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ~General George S. Patton~

by Skarth on Nov 24, 2009 10:11 AM CST reply actions  

OMG

AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

by Peyton on Nov 24, 2009 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

i don't think it's possible...

to beat that part in the “where amazing happens” one showing less miles telling/asking the cop “time out” (0:37)

Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.

by kleph on Nov 24, 2009 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

what is even greater

is that look of utter confusion on his face. Like, oh, look, here is a nice man in a uniform. Perhaps I should ask him?

It almost makes me feel sorry for LSU. Almost. Because they weren’t lying when they said this made them a national laughingstock. In 33 years I have yet to see this level of stupidity in SEC coaching. It’s amazing.

by Peyton on Nov 24, 2009 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Best line from the Downfall Parody:
[Hitler:] I’ll fucking shoot myself.

Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!

by bobo_the_vol on Nov 24, 2009 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Also:
Now I’m going to have to listen to all of those Ole Miss jackasses, like Stalin.

Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!

by bobo_the_vol on Nov 24, 2009 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

"he's been telling me all year that miles is houton nutt's bitch..."

for the next five days there is nothing in my heart but hate. pure, untempered, ice-cold hate. fond memories are for saturday. - Kleph

by tempebamafan on Nov 24, 2009 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Between this

and last week’s Auburn comments, I just don’t know how it can get any better. I laughed so hard I cried. Seems like a lot of household appliances, lighting fixtures, small children and pets paid a heavy price in LA over the weekend.

ROFLMAO.

by Peyton on Nov 24, 2009 10:15 AM CST reply actions  

There was alot of bloodshed, too.

I hate the Corndogs. Their fans are all circus freak drunks. But I hate Tennessee and Allbarn more.

by bumblebeetuna on Nov 24, 2009 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

My son ran outside,in the rain.

This is simple, unadulterated hilarity.

by Peyton on Nov 24, 2009 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

yes it is!!!!

for the next five days there is nothing in my heart but hate. pure, untempered, ice-cold hate. fond memories are for saturday. - Kleph

by tempebamafan on Nov 24, 2009 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

"pretty sure my kids lost any shred of reverence the had for me."

bwhahaha. that’s the best right there.

What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.

-Hank Hill

by Zoltar on Nov 24, 2009 11:05 AM CST reply actions  

Awesome.

Yet again. And I love how their fans realize they’re going to make an appearance on this thread.

And really, as much as I love Bama football and as angry as I’ve ever been at a loss (see last year’s Sugar Bowl) I have never broken any of my household appliances, and my TV’s and remotes have remained intact.

by Queen of the Universe on Nov 24, 2009 11:25 AM CST reply actions  

What are your remotes made of?

I want to build a car out of it.

I'm wrong all the time.

by PeteHoliday on Nov 24, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Direct TV's

remotes are seriously solid… I know through experience.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Nov 24, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Epic Meltdown.

Nothing else to really say. the hitler youtube is funny as hell too. Bravo!

by cutlies on Nov 24, 2009 11:34 AM CST reply actions  

A++++++ would read again

freakin EPIC. not sure which i liked most. soooo many great ones. probably have to with the shocking brutality of

This is like the Kennedy assassination

for the next five days there is nothing in my heart but hate. pure, untempered, ice-cold hate. fond memories are for saturday. - Kleph

by tempebamafan on Nov 24, 2009 11:57 AM CST reply actions  

This is excellet
We’re Patrick Peterson away from 5 losses or more.

Not sure why I thought this was so hilarious, but the entire feature this week was amazing.

by Bama Buc on Nov 24, 2009 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

Patrick Peterson is a freak...

best natural skills of any DB in the SEC IMHO.

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch

by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 24, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I may get fired...

for reading this at work and laughing so damn hard, but I don’t care. This has got to be some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Priceless, just priceless.

by bamainGA on Nov 24, 2009 1:06 PM CST reply actions  

You missed a couple:

GT is going to drop 75 on this team.
Speaking of play-calling:
Do I hear boos over the radio broadcast?

At least they took this well from one of the trolls:

Ok, youre worse than horrible. You’re Vanderbilt-esque
Hey…don’t come on our **** board and insult Vandy like that!!

by squinky86 on Nov 24, 2009 1:52 PM CST reply actions  

I am doing my part...

…I am spreading the Meltdown threads to all the sites I frequent. Why should we be tho only ones to enjoy ourselves. ;)

Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs

by bamachine on Nov 24, 2009 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

My favorite:
I did not enjoy the dinner served aboard the Titanic this evening.

I have NEVER seen a meltdown this funny. LSU may have lost the game, but the tears of their fans won my heart. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Just because I'm an occasional to frequent troll, doesn't mean I lack a heart or don't have a point. Rocky Top Talk blog ban: I did it for teh lulz.

by Anarchon on Nov 25, 2009 12:05 AM CST reply actions  

Best segment on the Internet !!

Wow, first time I’ve ever read this segment. Great idea Tide!! I will check back often.( I’m hoping this board offers the same type of discussion as A Sea of Blue from sbnation)

by Juan4UK on Nov 25, 2009 4:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

And people say WE overdo it????

I havent laughed that hard since I found out Utah had to play us in the tournament a couple years back……for the 750th time…….

Remember, we're having fun now!!!

by ALLBLUCAT on Nov 25, 2009 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

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