by outsidethesidelines on Nov 3, 2009 7:00 AM CST
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Another great weekend of college football action, and we have yet another great weekend in meltdown time. Sadly enough with the upset victory of Auburn over Ole Miss we won't be seeing an appearance from Ben Obomanu this week, but nevertheless we've got some great material from Ole Miss, Georgia, Michigan, and USC.
As usual, we've got it all this week... Brent Schaeffer, sandcrabs, illiterate recruits, child abuse, conference changes, testicular sacrifices, Paris fashion designers, plane crashes, prayers for NCAA sanctions, and we finish it all off with a trip to the strip clubs. What can you say? We've got it all here in meltdown.
And, of course, it goes without saying that the language does very rough at times, as all of you should have figured out by now. As is the standard warning each and every week, if you do not like rough language, skip this piece entirely and go on to the next piece here at RBR.
Now, warnings out of the way, it's meltdown time...
time to get ready for next year and start using your other QB'S.
biggest pretenders in the sec for 47 years
Snead = modern day brent shaefer
See ya in Shreveport
PATTERSON OVERRATED OR JUST PLAIN DUMB?
Nutt is Cutcliffe
It's official.... WE SUCK!
How many wins are left? Egg bowl not looking so easy now
DEX IS ALLLLLLLLLLL WE GOT!!! NO TALENT BESIDES HIM
I am too depressed to think.
GODDAMNIT!! landsharks, more like sandcrabs.
well Rebels we beat ourselves again in classic fashion. Fuck my mouth being an ole miss fan is god damned impossible.
Music City Bowl caliber team
Most disappointing season I've been through
SHUT UP WE NEED MORE TALENT AND RECRUITS READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most of our recruits can't read anyway
6-6 and we stay home...biggest fall from #4 ever
Houston Nutt... is he the next Billy Brewer?
Yes, Bradley Sowell has relieved himself of any hype. Thank God, Now you can just be the worthless piece of shit you were meant to be and no one will judge you for it.
I am too gpoddamn drunk for tjhis garb*ge
30 minutes after the game, players are on Facebook approving friend requests. Just another day in Ole Miss football.
Predictions for attendance for the N. Arizona game? I'm thinking lucky for 45,000.
where do we get Liberty Bowl tickets?
I was just sitting here thinking about how bad our luck is as rebel fans. We are cursed. No matter what players, coaches, or circumstances we have we just can't get to atlanta
We should refuse to play the rest of this season to avoid the embarrassment.
After 8 games we're tied with MSU in the SEC West. Soak that in for a moment.
Why is Massie not playing? Does he suck? He can't be any worse tha Sorwell. Bench Snead. Give the other QB's a shot. Maybe that is what he needs. Recievers cacth the DAMN ball.
all we do is throw to the sidelines..nothing attacking the center of the field. That might work on 64 yard wide CFL fields, but not the 11 yard or so smaller field we play on.
Just not any good. Never will be.
Am I guilty of child abuse?????? Took my 9-year old to Auburn yesterday. He wanted to leave early in the third quarter, but of course I made him stay until Nutt punted with five minutes to go basically conceding the game.
If Auburn doesn't drop 3 easy interceptions,they beat us by 40.
anybody know a good hotel in shreveport? feels like its time to start making our independence bowl plans
After reading these comments I am so glad I passed out after the first half.
TIME TO CLEAN HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
ALL YOU NERDS WHO HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL CAN SHUT THE HELL UP. MARK RICHT GEYS 2 +MILLION A YEAR AND TOP 5 RECRUITS EVERY YEAR AND LOSES LIKE THIS IS A JOKE. FIRE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
RR = Millen
Does anyone have Les Miles cell phone number? If so give it to the AD
Just think how shitty we'd be without all that extra practice?
I'll make two predictions:(1) Michigan won't win another game this year(2) Rodriguez won't win another game at Michigan
Goodbye RR. I can't say it was fun.
The good news is that we still have the Detroit Lions to root for
I am now actually hoping that the NCAA finds violations so we can have an excuse to get rid or RR..... How bad is that?
Worst loss since 1997.
The game play at USC has fallen off to a laughable level. Intolerable calls against the offense, untimely and unintelligent calls against the defense have moved the Trojans to a second tier football program. No intensity at any level, coupled with no intelligent gameplay makes for a pretty embarrassing team effort.
Who will we play in the Holiday Bowl?
Bend Me Over And Stick It In
It's Halloween, but who were those guys in the SC uniforms?
No Guts, No Pride, No Heart. That looked like a Paul Hackett coached team tonight.
What's most shameful is how the team just totally quit. I never thought I'd see a USC team under PC quit on the field ,but this team did. Truly Embarrassing.
Watershed loss of the PC era.
WOW Hide the dog. I'm gonna kick the shit out of him.
Maybe the computer polls saw through us... while the human polls were giving us undue credit just for being USC.
never thought Id see a Pete carroll coached team give it up like bitches like that. Maybe Pete ought to let the gang bangers of better la worry about themselves and get back to work fixing this USC football program
No, we were done in tonight by our team not giving a DAMN if they won or lost, and our opponent playing for the National Championship.
Worse performance in Petes Era
RECRUITS JUST DECOMMITTED. This was our GAME to SHINE, and we fucked it up. Right now at this very moment, recruits are in the DUCKS locker room celebrating our DISGRACEFUL PERFORMANCE.
watch our recruiting fall off the charts after this - there is no way henderson, powell, shaw, lache, etc come here after this - we could even get beaten by Stanford at this rate
THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES - pete can recruit and motivate-he cannot coach period !!!
If we ever want to get back into the NC game again fans like us must implore pete to change things !! we looked like Florida state tonight and PC looked like bobby bowden!!
With all the bandwagon fans jumping ship, tickets to the remaining home games will be dirt cheap now for the rest of us.
Problem is that was said after 13-9, the Stanford debacle, the two OSU screw-ups and the Washington blunder. Nothing has changed or is going to will Pete is at the helm.
Absolutely heartless. From Tyron Smith deciding not to block anyone, to Parsons' constant false starts, to Morgan getting dragged like a rag doll as usual against midget RB's, to Galippo playing like an out of position idiot with no idea where to be, to Taylor "overrated" Mays. The entire team, coaching staff, and program should be absolutely ashamed of itself. I'm so sick of this team.
The bad thing is Oregon could be even better next year.
This is the worst defense effort I've seen since the 1966 Notre Dame game.
Forgot what the woodshed looked like. Not a pleasant place.
tonight looked just like the Hackett era.
iM GOING TO SEE WAXED BEAVER AND PUMPED UP TITS RIGHT NOW SO THE LOSS DONT HURT SO BAD
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I’m sure the LSU fans would be happy to provide it.
by JR01 on Nov 3, 2009 7:43 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Priceless….
by sandman227 on Nov 3, 2009 7:55 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
While USC has had a few sucktacular losses under Carroll, they still aren’t at true implosion level.
by Nico2.0 on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
His Facebook status was, “I wish I was never associated with USC”.
This is coming from a guy whom both of his parents, all of their siblings, and a grandparent all graduated from USC. I am a USC fan second to Alabama (my first degree is from UA, and my second will be as well).
I’ve always hated it when Alabama loses, but even during the Shula days, I never felt the desire to be disassociated from UA.
USC fans are so spoiled by Carroll that they think they’re invincible. The meltdown was definitely hilarious.
by CaliforniaTide on Nov 3, 2009 7:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Just think how shitty we’d be without all that extra practice?
Looks like Team RamRod might have seen this one coming.
by Espyonage on Nov 3, 2009 8:09 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
“look at the bright side… maybe nobody recognized us in those uniforms”
by RammerJammer23 on Nov 3, 2009 8:38 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Just think how shitty we’d be without all that extra practice?
I laughed out loud at this one
by The Beard on Nov 3, 2009 9:37 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
has the right idea!
Also, i just cannot understand for the life of me, the animus that Ole Miss fans have for Cutcliff. He was the best coach they’d had since Johnny Vaught.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
by That Other Dave on Nov 3, 2009 9:47 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
yes I meant to say happy :)
Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant
by TheRedTideConsumes on Nov 3, 2009 11:20 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant
by TheRedTideConsumes on Nov 3, 2009 11:20 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
got what they deserved with their hires. Did Ole Miss really think Nutt would do better there than Arky. The truth is Arky is actually a bigger program. Did Michigan really think WVU would work in the big 10?
Can you believe we wanted RR? What were we thinking.
I hate the NCAA more than UT & AU combined. At least with UT & AU you got a fighting chance.
by 5026 on Nov 3, 2009 9:51 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
complaining about? Seriously. They’ve had a seven and a half year run unlike any other team in recent history and after they finally get their ass kicked their fans are talking about how this is the end of the world. Pete Carroll runs up the score on everyone, tells the media, “If you don’t want us to score late in the fourth quarter you should stop us” and when he gets his ass kicked he doesn’t even want to shake hands with Chip Kelly. Sore loser.
I earned my MA at USC and their fans are phonies. They talk a ton of shit but as soon as they lose they all jump ship. They didn’t sell out the Coliseum until the end of 2004. Think about that. They won BCS games in 2002 and 2003, a share of the title in 2003, and they didn’t sell out until LATE in 2004.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 3, 2009 10:17 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
a share of the title in 2003
There are no shared titles in the BCS era
by The Beard on Nov 3, 2009 11:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 3, 2009 11:22 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
never do it again
Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler
by bammer on Nov 3, 2009 6:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I earned my MA at USC and their fans are phonies. They talk a ton of shit but as soon as they lose they all jump ship. They didn’t sell out the Coliseum until the end of 2004. Think about that. They won BCS games in 2002 and 2003, a share of the title in 2003, and they didn’t sell out until LATE in 2004.
Wow sounds just like Miami fans.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
by Bens4vcobra on Nov 3, 2009 11:26 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that’s why I don’t talk football with them. They don’t know the sport. They don’t understand it or follow it. They’ve had championship caliber teams for most of this decade and they don’t even have enough sense to appreciate it.
The best USC fans I’ve come across are older people. If they remember Ted Tollner and Larry Smith, I’ll talk football with them. If they started following football because of Reggie Bush I give them a “get away from me” look.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 3, 2009 11:48 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Repeatedly. The guy’s biggest problem was that he wasn’t Matt Leinart. Maybe if he had dated Paris Hilton USC fans would have liked him more. He played with injuries, earned All-American status and Heisman consideration and every USC fan I talked to told me how much he sucked.
I got sick of hearing it. In 2006, I remember telling one guy, “Stop complaining about Booty. How would you like to have John Parker Wilson as your quarterback? Shut up.”
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 3, 2009 11:52 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Stop complaining about Booty. How would you like to have John Parker Wilson as your quarterback? Shut up
FTW
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 3, 2009 1:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
A lot of the bandwagon USC fans are actually ex-Raider fans that never left Los Angeles. During the 1990s, the same ex-Raider fans rooted for UCLA (since UCLA was the dominant football program in Los Angeles).
Since Carson Palmer and Matt Leinart were from Orange County, and Booty wasn’t, they felt that USC was only great when the QB was a Southern California product. Add to the timing that Mark Sanchez was Mexican and from Orange County, and Booty was in a lose-lose situation if he never won a NC at USC. I thought he did well, but those fans never liked him because he was from the South.
by CaliforniaTide on Nov 3, 2009 8:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Bring in somebody who forgets to pack the jersey antics on road trips but remembers to pack the can of whoop ass.
by akbrown15 on Nov 3, 2009 10:21 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Lebowski references never get old. The Michigan fan who wrote that is my new friend.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 3, 2009 11:23 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
“Maybe no one recognized us in our new uniforms.” thats awesome.
by EZ on Nov 3, 2009 11:36 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
My oh my, just think if Bama had somehow hired this guy to lead our program. He would have fit in well with the Legacy of Mike’s. Thank you Lord for looking over our Crimson Tide Football program and giving us Saint Nick Saban.
Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.
by mulletover on Nov 3, 2009 12:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
cheering after a TX touchdown…
the stupidity of not even knowing when your team scores makes her even more attractive…
and the way her friends are looking at her is priceless…
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Nov 3, 2009 12:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
by Bamagrad on Nov 3, 2009 12:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on Nov 3, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed she does.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Nov 3, 2009 8:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I have always been amazed at how my hear flips every time I see those white sweaters. They show less, I drool more.
Lee Corso: How would you describe tailgating at Alabama?
Kirk Herbstreit: Barbecue and Ralph Lauren
by animalcracker on Nov 3, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Must use preview.
Lee Corso: How would you describe tailgating at Alabama?
Kirk Herbstreit: Barbecue and Ralph Lauren
by animalcracker on Nov 3, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
USC has dominated College Football for the past decade and they loose two games and now all of a sudden their done…..get a fork. WTF?
Rich Rod has lost the team. It’s nearly impossible to make a successful transition to a spread offense,see Auburn 2008 and Michigan 2008-09. The only team to make the leap without a total meltdown has been Florida. What does that say about Meyer?
Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.
by mulletover on Nov 3, 2009 12:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
^^^ basic math…
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Nov 3, 2009 12:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
did a good job of melding the current talent there into his system over time. I bet if you go back and watch Chris Leak in 2006 it doesn’t even look like the same offense as today.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
by Bens4vcobra on Nov 3, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
… if you go back and look at Florida’s offense under Meyer, it really didn’t take off until 2007. The 2005 offense was nothing special, and they win in 2006 with a great defense and a little luck. Offensively they weren’t a special team until Meyer’s third year.
And I think it’s clear that you can make the transition from another style of offense to a spread offense, but it’s also clear that it takes time to get the right pieces in place and that there is a definite transition period.
In the interim, as hinted at by Cobra, a lot of the success you experience will be dependent on how willing / able you are to adjust your scheme to fit the current talent that you have. Some like Meyer have done a great job of that. Others, like Rich Rod, have repeatedly tried to shove the round peg into the square hole.
"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman
by outsidethesidelines on Nov 3, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Florida’s offense will NEVER be the same when Tebow leaves. I’ll be surprised if they don’t go back to the Chris Leak spread with Brantly next year. There’s only one Tim Tebow. By the end of the year Urban Meyer will have drained just about all the milk he can get with that guy.
36-0
by Bamabrave4 on Nov 3, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
…that act like we aren’t prepared to take our own medicine whenever it is we may lose in the future (please not this Saturday.) We’ve repeatedly stated in this column that we’ll include a Bama section when we lose.
by Nico2.0 on Nov 3, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i would give my left nut to have lane kiffin callin the shots in athens
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!
by LSU Jonno on Nov 3, 2009 1:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I’m not a fan of Richt, but that comment makes it seem like CMR is going around killing everyones first born son.
by Bob Barker on Nov 3, 2009 2:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee
by Thomas Walker Esq on Nov 3, 2009 2:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We shit the bed!
My favorite, lolol!!
by Sabanworship-r on Nov 3, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I just found this and I must say it will become a part of my routine from now on. Unreal.
ItsFELDER
by MichaelFelder on Nov 4, 2009 8:23 AM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I look forward to this every week.
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O. as a team! That's what people know us as!" - Coach Nick Saban before the 2008 LSU game.
by KayDub on Nov 4, 2009 12:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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