10 Reasons I Want To Beat Tebow
by 5026 on Nov 30, 2009 8:37 PM CST
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As I was leaving last year’s SECCG, while being pelted by sugar from UF fans, I told my friends, "I sure hope Tebow doesn’t go pro, we need one more shot at him." And, although I have at times been skeptical about Bama’s offensive ability, here we are with one last shot at Tebow. I sure want to send the so called greatest football player of all time out a loser. And, if you think about it Tebow has nothing to gain by beating Bama, everybody has already anointed him the most awesome person to every live. But, he has everything to lose. So here are my top 10 reasons I want to beat Tim Tebow.
1. He is arrogant. Everything he does is for the camera. If he were a humble guy he wouldn’t film going to a prison to preach or a mission trip, etc. In fact he wouldn’t his left hand know what his right hand is doing. I can promise you the real Tebow is stuck on himself. He draws attention to himself on the field and running this lap around the UF field every game etc. is way too much. Some would argue the media is stuck on him. But the truth is Tebow’s own actions have lead the media.
2. He is gay. I’m not saying he is homosexual, we have no evidence of that. I’m just saying so much of what he does is gay. He dresses gay, he posses for magazines showing off his awesome chest (with man boobs that look like they were steroid formed), he even talks like a sissy. Now this is my opinion, and I’m not trying to condemn homosexuals. In fact if Tebow were actually homosexual I could probably stomach him more. I’m just saying Tebow’s public persona makes me want to puke.
3. He is a great example of what is wrong with team sports. At UF it is all about Tebow and not the team. Last Sat. was senior day and you would have thought there was only one guy graduating. It was not a football game, it was a good bye Timmy party. I’m sort of surprised anyone blocks for him.
4. He carries a bouquet of flowers onto the football field. Who does that? I don’t get it and I don’t like it.
5. He cries when he loses. I would love to see him at a press conference after losing to Bama crying and apologizing for letting everyone down.
6. He get’s away with unsportsman like behavior for which others get penalized. At LSU Tebow taunts the crowd and nothing. JPW makes a brief gesture and it is a penalty. And, all his jumping around gets him nothing. In a way he makes a mockery of the rules and gets away with it.
7. He has a seriously weird and sick relationship with his coach. Most players really do love their coach. The coach is like your dad. But Tebow and Urban rub noses. You don’t rub noses with your dad. And Urban cries when Tebow, not his seniors, leaves. This is too weird.
8. He is not whom he appears to be spiritually. Alright, you are saying how do you know this? Fair enough. I do know some kids that knew Timmy before UF and some think the religious thing is a little over done. But, for nothing else think about his recruitment. Tebow lead Shula on. He lead him to think he had a chance. Shula never had a chance, never. Tebow, loved the attention, but how he treated Shula was unkind. A simple NO, could have made a difference in Bama’s recruiting class. I’ll take Colt McCoy or Sam Bradford’s spiritual life over Tebow any day. By the way I think Tebow’s shallow comments basically condoned Spikes attempt to gauge an eye. You can read it either way, but he sure didn’t condemn it.
9. He get’s more credit than he is due. This isn’t his fault. But the guy has been surrounded by a group of extremely talented future NFL players for his entire career on both sides of the ball. Yet, in the media it is all about what he did, not what the team did. If Tebow had played at MSU, you would have never given him a second thought.
10. He was home schooled. Ok, I know this is lame, but I really don’t like the concept or practice of home schooling. And, I really think if you are home schooled you should not be allowed to participate in school activities, including sports. I mean the whole point of high school sports is to play for YOUR SCHOOL. Tebow had no school, he was just playing for his own glory.
Well, we have one last shot at Florida and Tebow. Not saying we can beat Florida, because in spite of all the reasons I want to beat Tebow he is still tough to beat. But, oh if we pulled it off, it would be about the sweetest victory ever. And in one game Bama could change the legend of Tebow forever. And maybe, just maybe, we wouldn’t have to hear about him everyday until the bowls are over.
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Way to keep it classy...
“gay” “weird and sick relationship with his coach”… I’m sure some other UF fan could come in here with a point-by-point refutation of how wrong and pathetic you are, but what’s the point.
You are, thankfully, not typical of the bama fans I know IRL. To all the other bama fans on here, good luck Saturday.
Number one reason
Cause I want to win championships
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by BamaReturns07 on Nov 30, 2009 10:33 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
dude you hit the nail on the head
i’m glad im not the only one that thinks about tebow like that.tebow and meyer are definately a “weird” duo the only other coach/quarterback relationship like that is pete carroll and his guy barkley there still not as bad as other two.im sick of hearing about how tebow is the best thing since sliced bread i so hope we own uf this week.
I agree with some points
His relationship with Urban Meyer looks really creepy. And I’m sure it only looks that way, but still…
The points about it “all being about Tebow”, though, are more about the Media than Florida fans though. Yes, it’s annoying how the media acts like everything is about Tebow, but Florida fans realize that their fantastic defense has really helped them win games this season. And it seemed to me that Florida fans payed a much more emotional and heartfelt respect to a fallen comrade who wasn’t able to play on senior day than anything having to do with Tebow.
Also, didn’t all the seniors have flowers?
The media Tebow coverage is over the top, but Florida is a team that I respect a lot, and I echo others’ comments on the best reason to beat Tebow Florida: a trip to Pasadena
That's really going overboard with the top ten list and all.
Tebow’s a damn good athlete,but I hope we stomp a whole in him.
although I don't agree with everything...
I love that you posted this during this week. Pure, unadulterated hate…if you’re going to hate – hate hard…
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 1, 2009 5:09 AM CST via mobile reply actions
The media briefing on SEC Network.com
Tebow said that they don’t know that much about Bama. This is the same thing that Meyer said Saturday after the FSU game.
It’s strange how Tebow knew about Trent’s production, being a freshman, but haven’t watched any Alabama football.
Tha call also had questions to Haden, McElroy, Ro and Arenas.
The call.
Got that winning feelin'
Let's give timmy boy the Torreta treatment.
Tebow has but one last SEC game, and I want him to spend it looking at that dome carpet, much like Gino did the Superdome carpet. I do not like Tebow. I’ll give him his due as an athlete, but as a person, I find him very weird. I agree with number 8 on that list. Something just does not feel right about his christianity. But, most of all, I just want to win this thing, to add SEC Title number 22 to the trophy case so we can concentrate on heading to Cali for the crystal football.
Tebow worked out hard in the offseason so he could "put a hurtin' on the opponent"
If his christianity is to bring goodness to a violent sport, his actions are inconsistent.
Got that winning feelin'
Are you sure it's not just because
You are upset that a religious, flower-carrying, crying sissy can readily kick your ass?
Just sayin – you are sounding just a touch homophobic there…
Do you speak english?
Go back and re-read it. The dude is weird. His religiousness is phony. Something is WAY off about him. Almost as if he’s hiding something. I don’t think it’s homosexuality he’s hiding, but he’s masking something. Once again, great athlete, but strange person. It’s one of those can’t quite put my finger on it, but something is off about him kind of things. And the religion is a cover for it.
by RTR_2_over_barn on Dec 1, 2009 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
that he molests boys in SE asia?
well i mean he acknowledges it so i’m not sure how he’s hiding it. but he does physically and sexually assault small boys in SE asia.
it is what it is...
by Captain_Obvious on Dec 1, 2009 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
maybe it's just strange to you
that such a good player can also be a good person?
If someone is better than you, smarter that you, richer that you, etc., it must be because something just isn’t right…..
by skigator93 on Dec 1, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, like they get off on going to SE asia to molest boys?
for the next five days there is nothing in my heart but hate. pure, untempered, ice-cold hate. fond memories are for saturday. - Kleph
have you ever
met Tebow? Spoke to him one on one? Watched everything he does? Been overseas and watched him minister? Im guessing not…and since thats true…STFU..
"The goal is to be a champion," Saban said. "I didn’t say to win a championship. I just said be a champion. That’s our goal here. That’s what we want to do."- Nick Saban
I have met Tebow personally and spoken to him one on one
Our families vacationed at the same resort in Seacrest Beach the summer before his Heisman year.
Not that it matters.
I'm not going to get into the particulars...
but I don’t mind Tebow. I think he represents his school, the sport, and his beliefs in a very straight forward manner. I believe that he is what he says he is, and no one can prove that wrong.
No, I was never a fan of “The Promise”, as that belonged in the locker room, and not on camera; BUT the man has delivered on that promise. He is an amazing athlete and competitor, and that’s why I hope to see Ro Mac plant him into the ground numerous times on the way to a Bama SECC. But at the end of the day, he’s a great human being.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Now you're just getting personal
I have nothing against TT personally, having never met the guy. If I hate him, it is in the abstract. He is a key player on the team that stands between us and our goal. I had the same feelings toward Chris Todd and hope to have them for Colt McCoy as well. It matters not to me where these guys go to church or what they did last summer.
Here is why I hate all things gator. Do ya’ll realize Tebow and his merry men have not lost a game since “The Promise”? If they win it all, the Hollywood motion picture (which will likely be called The Promise ) will be far bigger than The Blindside. How do you suppose the Tide will be portrayed in this movie? I’ll tell you how; like the New Jersey Generals, or worse, like the 1988 Miami Hurricanes in the “Catholics vs. Convicts” retchfest. No one outside the state of Alabama is going to remember which team was the good guys and which one was a bunch of eye-gouging, DUI monkeys. This is why we must, in the name of all that is good and holy, win this game and abort the cinematic abomination that will be The Promise.
Oh, and FWIW, No. 10 is perfectly valid. Everybody knows home schoolers are all Ruby Ridge survivors and FLDS polygamists. Seriously, the whole “I don’t want your kids polluting my kids” mentality is bound to piss people off, me especially. But this is more damning of TT’s parents than TT himself.
Don't you know how much I hate these guys? CNS
by Mr. Kobayashi on Dec 1, 2009 2:16 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Now TopDaddy and Kobayashi have the right frame of mind
There is absolutely nothing wrong with “hating” a player because he stands in your team’s way or because he beats your team in a huge game (I still “hate” Warrick Dunn for what he did to us in ’93) – or even because you are tired of hearing how great he is. But leave it at that – be smart enough to realize (as I do about Dunn) that some players are genuine and appreciate their talents on and off the field.
Tebow equals joke
I fully agree with every single point made in this post. It’s not FLORIDA playing anymore, it’s The Tim Tebow Show and it’s about time it got cancelled.
>>>***JESS..RFTR BBY..***<<<
Is that Carlos's #?
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Dec 1, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
That's a good thing for Florida too.
Remember, #15 covered Prothro in 2005. He got absolutely dominated in every use of the word.
36-0
We're no longer concerned with Prothro
Or anything else that happened 5 years ago. That’s ancient history. Don’t be a Notre Damer – live for today!
Nope
Carlos’s number is now 2849320-0902717
by skigator93 on Dec 1, 2009 4:18 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
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