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An Ode to Egan's

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Going back to T-town this weekend after a good two decades was a bit of a surreal experience. Back then there was no sign on University Ave. informing you that you were on the strip... the transition from the placid landscape of rolling lawns and stoic brick architecture on the campus to the ramshackle cacophony of the clubs and restaurants let you know just fine.

But while the era of dingy bars with tons of charm, great music and cigarette smoke thick enough to slice and serve on a plate might be over, they have not become completely extinct. Egan's Bar at the corner of University and 13th is an unrepentant throwback to an earlier era of watering holes on the strip and God love 'em for it.

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Bo (our very own ChineseDentist) knows Bloody Marys.

A great dive bar is a delightful thing. It's gotta have that undefinable combination of amiable bartenders, colorful regulars and mineshaft darkness that Jim Atkinson once laid out an eloquent exegesis about that I won't even attempt to match in this limited post.

Egan's is the kind of bar where every morning is a Bloody Mary Morning and that goes double on gameday. Open at 8 a.m. there are plenty of regulars on hand ready to prime the pump for a long day of drankin' in preparation for kickoff. This is the kind of place the regulars aren't just known by their name, they are all known by their nicknames.

The music is excellent. Not just because it boasts a fantastic mix of solid classic stuff, quality modern tunes and the occasional offbeat item to keep you guessing but also because the volume is set perfect - loud enough to permeate the atmosphere of the place but not so loud you can't converse with your new bar buddy. And, I am told, the live music is swell also.

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Admit it. This is the most awesome thing you've ever seen.

As the last holdout of an earlier era on the Strip, Egan's has become a bit of a museum as well. The walls are full of the usual college town bric a brac - photos of regulars, football memorabilia and whatnot - it also has a collection of items that commemorate the cultural history of University Avenue. There are newspaper clippings of the legal battles fought by the clubs, pictures of the former neighbors and other items of a similar bent.

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This particular bit of memorabilia on the wall simply broke my heart to see. Vinyl Solution was one of the greatest record stores I've ever shopped at and it's passing is a true tragedy for music lovers. I still have the records by Jerry Dale Mcfadden, Eric Landis & the Squires and The Woods I bought there. And I still kick myself in the ass for not picking up the copy of Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music they had for sale at one time.

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All the cool kids hang out at Egan's.

After the game Saturday, Egan's was the perfect place to be. Bo said later that it was the "craziest he's ever seen" but meant it in the best way possible. It was crazy in the kind of euphoric atmosphere where everyone is having a great time; not the bad crazy that ends with someone getting glassed and the cops come.

Everyone wanted to talk about the game and the season and what the next two months could bring. There were a passel of LSU fans who showed up to drink in excess and dance with pretty girls to forget the loss. And every time Julio's touchdown run was show on the bar TVs everyone stopped whatever they were doing and yelled "JULIOOOOO!!!!"

Egan's was the perfect place to be after a great game in the middle of a great season of Crimson Tide football. And I can't wait till I get the chance to go back.

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my visit to Egan's - Bama vs. Auburn 2008

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BamaReturns07, BamaVicki and me…the great Spock Jenkins…
I don’t remember taking this pic…we were all tow up from the flow up…

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one of my many trips to the restroom…all to pee, btw…

enjoy...

by SpockJenkins on Nov 9, 2009 12:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ha

I don’t miss those 40 lbs!

It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar

by BamaReturns07 on Nov 9, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah man

been trying to work at it. Cut WAAAAAY back on drinking and eating, which is amazingly good advice!

It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar

by BamaReturns07 on Nov 9, 2009 2:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

40 lbs?

good job dude. i need to get off my own damn ass thats for sure…

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Nov 9, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hey dude!

i got your shirt and a little something else from bo as well!

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by kleph on Nov 9, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

cool, thanks dude!

i gotta say, you picked a hell of game to go to. i’m more than just a little jealous…

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Nov 9, 2009 1:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Spock, is your real name Paul G. ?

Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.

by mulletover on Nov 13, 2009 11:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Paul G???

no, not at all…
why?

enjoy...

by SpockJenkins on Nov 14, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

In the picture above it refers to the great spock jenkins as one of the persons shown

the third from left to right. In this picture you look like a guy I know named Paul. I guess is just a resemblance. My bad dude. Roll Tide

Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.

by mulletover on Nov 16, 2009 12:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's just G....

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 15, 2009 2:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Egan's is awesome

I took a friend there before the Arkansas game to hang with Ben, Vicki, and Lil Sis, and she had a blast. The bar is exactly as you describe it; perfect for what it is and doesn’t try to be. If you want the Sam’s club experience, go across the street to the new (and less) Houndstooth. Bleh.

I am mad because I made plans to come hang out at Egan’s for the LSU game, but a birthday party for a buddy of mine in Birmingham made it to where I couldn’t have made it back in time. But I sure would have loved to hang with you, Kleph.

It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar

by BamaReturns07 on Nov 9, 2009 1:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

sorry to hear that as well...

we’ll have to coordinate better next time.

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by kleph on Nov 9, 2009 1:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Another game day another two trips to Egan's

I didnt become a regular at Egan’s until the year after I graduated. I was in t-town watching most the games there during the shula years with my best friend who graduated after me. Without a doubt one of my all time favorite bars. Egans is home and welcomes all.

I usually make a beeline straight to Egan’s when I first make it town and as soon as the team heads for the locker room. I started a tradition of several whiskey drinks before ever game (if in t-town) and leaving my tab open so I know that I gotta go back and celebrate the victory back at Egan’s after the game.

My older brother texted me and told me friday we are going to the game. I wasn’t planning on it but there is no way I say no to the game of the year at BDS. We managed to get tickets in the morning in bham and make it to egans 90 minutes before kickoff. It was the first time me and my older brother have sat together at a game since the ark game in ’94 when he was a student.

I was glad going to egans was not a problem with him. Wasnt sure if we were going back after the game so I never opened a tab paid with cash. I was nervous during the game cause “shit I didnt leave an open tab at Egans, will we lose cause of that”. Silly superstitions.

Kelph, I was standing in the corner with those tide box guys for a while after the game. Wish I would have known you were there would have bought you a drink for all your good write ups on RBR.

36-0

"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood."- The Bear

by Bham03UAgrad on Nov 9, 2009 1:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

thanks man...

i didn’t know i was going to make it my home-away-from-home beforehand. but i’ll make sure to get the word out next time i go on a crimson tide pilgrimage.

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by kleph on Nov 9, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Totally

agree with you on the welcoming vibe. Bo certainly has a lot to do with that.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Nov 9, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think I'm going to cry...

…had tickets to this game…had to sell them.

by Nico2.0 on Nov 9, 2009 1:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

man guys

Thanks I’ve never felt so cool,well besides when I got my box of Dark Lord Saban signed “Debbie Cookies”. It was great to be there it was a hoot. I only work home games in my advanced old age but if anyone wants I always like to talk ball and rollbamaroll so I’ll be there early for chat.

by chinesedentist on Nov 9, 2009 1:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Egan's RULES!!!

I’ve been a regular since 1993 and even though I’ve lived in Louisiana for the past three years I still go back to Egan’s every time I’m in town and Ash still hooks me up with Jager!

I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.

by Tusk on Nov 9, 2009 2:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Couldnt have said it better...

I came to Egans on Friday because it was one of the few bars that had not changed since I graduated in 2005. I had an absolute blast and they had a great live band and great shot prices as always. I was sad to see that the big houndstooth hat on JD’s had been painted over and that they didnt repaint that awesome houndstooth dog on the side of the remodeled houndstooth.

Great Game Hokies! What a battle!

by The Voice of Reason on Nov 9, 2009 2:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I grew up in Northport and after my long ago 21st B'day Egans became my favorite spot on the strip

I loved playing in the local dart tournaments. Made it to the top 8 a few times back in the 90’s. I wonder if Kevin Beamer is still the bar tender?

Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.

by mulletover on Nov 9, 2009 2:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

not anymore

He left around 2000 to work at Hales Tavern. Ash still works there and he was there when Kevin was.

by chinesedentist on Nov 9, 2009 2:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Damn you guys have me thinking about all those great times.

I spent many a nickel in Eans……untill happy hour ended then I spent many a dollar.

Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.

by mulletover on Nov 9, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hales Tavern was great too

What happened to that place.

I wouldn't piss off the boys from Alabama . . . DBT

by I hate UT on Nov 9, 2009 3:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it was great

Thats one of the places I used to go. Wright Hale the owner hangs at egans now for game days. Its just hard to run a restaurant/bar the margins on food are low and labor is high. If its just a bar though your " In the cat bird seat". Its now a Mexican place next to egans.

by chinesedentist on Nov 9, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Egans (sp)

Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.

by mulletover on Nov 9, 2009 2:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Didn't Ashley start out working the door at the Booth?

Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.

by mulletover on Nov 9, 2009 2:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

yeah

He has worked his way up the strip over the years he even worked at Hale’s

by chinesedentist on Nov 9, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I miss the BOOTH!

that place was where it began and ended. nuff said.

Got a dip in my stride, cuz you fear the tide.

by MobileBayCityRoller on Nov 9, 2009 2:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dime beers @ midnight on Sundays!!!!!!!! I think that is when I first met Bo.

36-0

"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood."- The Bear

by Bham03UAgrad on Nov 9, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

There's no...

…stink like Booth stink….

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 9, 2009 4:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

brass monkey club funk

begs to differ.

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by kleph on Nov 9, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Which Brass Monkey?

And either way, it can differ all it wants, but it just doesn’t measure down to the Booth in pure stink.

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 9, 2009 4:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well the Booth...

is still around. Just a new location. I was actually there sometime last weekend when they had dollar 32 ounce beers…Let’s just say I don’t quite know how I made it out of there…

by batkinson on Nov 9, 2009 5:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

just so you know...

that the regular price for beer in peru. isyn.

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by kleph on Nov 9, 2009 5:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

When I was...

…a freshman, some friends of mine from Ole Miss showed up late one Sunday night wanting to go out and imbibe. The only place open was Egan’s. The rumor then was that it was a gay bar (not that there’s anything wrong with that), and I told them if they didn’t care, we could go there and drink.

The only people in the place were the bartender and a biker who had parked his motorcycle inside the bar. The bartender welcomed us in and served us a few rounds of cold brews. The music was excellent (we listened to most of Exile on Main Street and Lou Reed and who knows what else) and we played billiards and darts and enjoyed the atmosphere.

One of us got up the nerve to interrupt the conversation between the biker and the bartender long enough to ask him about the gay bar rumor, and the bartender told us that they intentionally spread it around to keep too many students from wanting to come in, but that we were welcome anytime.

After that, I would wander in there on a Thursday, Friday, or Saturday to listen to Johnny Shines or the D.T.‘s play for free while my friends were spending $10 just to listen to someone play cover music at the Tusk or the Varsity. Nothing against those clubs, but it was nice to go somewhere where I wouldn’t get hasseled about my fake I.D. or have to shell out four beers worth of change just to enter.

If you’re about my age, Tuscaloosa has changed a lot, and mostly for the better…but we’ll always have Egan’s…and that means a lot. Cheers.

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 9, 2009 3:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Called in "sick" today. Had to.

Fascist homeowners board don’t like my “Stanford & Son”-look in my driveway. Staying home today to “be a good neighbor” and not incur any fines or their wrath. I got me some uptight-meany unneighborly-neighbors. (gimme a break already! so I’m behind on a few projects? all I’m waiting on to complete these tasks is a huge delivery of “Motivation”? it’s been on backorder for a while now. . . . .)

Haven’t started yet.

Kleph, dude. Beautiful write-up. I’m a big fan of dive bars myself. Glad you had a good time there man. So, quick question(s?): What songs did you play? What songs or artists on the jukebox did you WISH to play or hear? If you can remember- in your humble opinion, name the 5 best artists that jukebox had by genre. Here’s the think kleph- if you’re considering NOT replying- that’s cool it’s your perogative. but, if I may? for the last 7 years, I’ve been compiling a listing (now currently on the 8th binder! covering 12 states in the Union, 4 continents, and well over 200 places. only places of quality music in their jukeboxes make it in here. I’m not going to include your info, I just simply curious.

I was in Tuscaloosa in late-September/early-October, visiting with my great-uncles/aunties and extended family. Walked by Egans, didn’t step inside. These folks of mine are getting up in their age, and most/not all ARE serious Baptists and alcohol isn’t a luxury their spirits and well-being can afford. I’m going back to visit them ( the “younger” kin I met, re-connected with, and became newly introduced to- promised to raise some serious Cain with me next-visit. the “key” is to. . . .stay at their house(s) instead of Uncle Ray’s, Nana-Buddy’s, Auntie Dot’s. . . . they’re the hardcore/most influential family members in those parts. And “must” be avoided. Live & learn!). We’ll see how chinesdentist scores on his Black & Tans and Chocolate Martinis (not a Martini guy myself, but THOSE???? they taste like Milky Way bars with a buzz to me) Not everybody makes them the same way, if he’s good- I’ll forget to order single malts and get a toothache and a hangover all night long. I already heard about their list of cigarettes for sale, selection of whiskeys, liqueurs, and ambience from Nico.

Man, I’m starting to envision Egan’s very much like a child envisions Disneyland. Think I might have to buy a 3-day-all-day-all-night pass to that place. (any lodgings nearby, might to consider the all-important “Plan Z”? you know? when plan-A, or -B, ??? doesn’t work. . . .Plan Z! seriously, you gotta be buried in some ditch for Plan Z not to work. Wouldn’t be here geeking out on this here keyboard for at least 7 “Plan Z’s” that I ‘ve fortuitously implemented in year’s past. Swear to Buddha, they work!

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Nov 9, 2009 3:22 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

just. wow...

I’m honored to be in your commenting presence…

enjoy...

by SpockJenkins on Nov 9, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Bix is...

…RBR’s real MVP….

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 9, 2009 3:29 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

You got pretty eyes, boy!

In a not-homo kinda way. (i know hah? how can that “not” be/or sound homo- in any kinda way?

But it’s true Spock. When the Tide play whoever they’re gonna beat in the Rose Bowl this year. . . .you better get a flight out here homegrown! Tickets? We can worry about that when the time comes, because stayin’/hangin’/& playin’ around with me in Los Angeles before the game is liable to get you elected mayor! We’ll get in no problem, it’ll be “getting there” that’s gonna be the problem. Trust me Spock, we’ll co-ordinate at least 5 Plan Z’s while you’re here. BTW: Plan Z’s and chauffer’s don’t work well together. And . . . .carjacking isn’t an option on those neither. So. . . ?

“Tow up from the flo’ up”??? (what happens if you’re layin’ on the flo’ already and can’t get up? and yet still- you’re a functioning dranker, boogie-down playa’, and joke-tellin’ dummy- it’s only that you’re prone and immobile?) I’ll tell you what I came up with. . . .AFTER you rhyme one for “THAT” guy I’ve parenthetically-mentioned.

pssst: did you take any “scandalous” pics? yo, Mo’. . . . .i’m down!

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Nov 9, 2009 3:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ha Ha

funny

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by BamaReturns07 on Nov 9, 2009 5:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gimme a "B" ! Gimme a "R"! How 'bout an "O"! Seveeeeeen!!!

If Spocky-big-lashes ain’t comin’ up with a shout, I’ll call that “guy layin’ on the flo’ already” simply: Luggage! (pick him up, take him wherever, he’ll still be cool, and he prolly won’t care neither. he’s like luggage. or he’s “luggaged”?)

(Bix to Spock) “Yo, Spock Jenkins! What’chu doin’ and where you AT?”
(Spock to Bix) “I don’t know, like- chillin’ like luggage at. . . . . .tsssss! wherever? ?Why? What’s happ’nen Cap’n?”

Or something like that. I’m not sure though? Might need some work, I’ll figure it out, but. . . .anyway that’s what I thought about on this. And, as matter of fact, I’ve been luggage and have gotten luggaged myself, so even still- that’s how I remember feeling too! (the thing now is . . .? . . . .rhyming luggage? that’s a twister, and i’m kinda deep into it. can’t figure it out though. maybe some LL Cool J might help. i’ma put that in right now while I make dinner. that might not work either, i’ve gotta lotta choppin’ to do . . . .having zuchinni tonight. got scads of it and i need to cook that stuff up real quick like. i’ve been very very busy with that carport crap and all. nuts!

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Nov 9, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Open mic night (Amateur Hour):

Chillin’ like luggage……laid out on the ruggage
Hittin’ on juggage….lookin’ fo some huggage
’cause I still got my smuggage.

Luggage theme Part II:
“Sometimes when I carry-on, I have to be carried out!”

by yellowhammer on Nov 10, 2009 7:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OKAY OKAY! I AM SO FULLY TOTALLY IMPRESSED!

Yellowhammer! Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!

That is just MASSIVE! You majorly killed it! That’s exactly it, what you wrote. How in the . . . . . . .? Dude, EVERYTHING what you’ve written is . . . . ;.at least 4 times better than ANYTHING I tried . . . . . .thinking! No matter what, yours is THE BEST.

I don’t care? I am completely ecstatic! Very, very badass-impressive.

(well, ok then Spock! try and top THAT! i know i can’t)

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Nov 10, 2009 9:58 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ha Ha...

…glad I could help, that ‘luggage’ thing kinda got in my head…Roll Tide!

by yellowhammer on Nov 10, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn straight YH!

Roll Tide!

Heard a story about a family member while I was visiting T-town earlier in the Fall. story goes, one of my male cousins (-don’t remember if they said it was a “JO” that’s “jay-oh”, not “jo” they’re initials; or if it was a “Jr.”-as in “junior”; or a “John-john”??? It had to do with a “J” dude- it’s all I remember- ‘cause we got lots of JO’s, and Jr.‘s, and John-john’s in our lot). So- J-something or the other tells another family member (this one was Uncle Ray- a preacher, and he’s still alive and kickin’!) “It’s all a boy ever really needs, right? Tits and the Tide! Roll Tide!” Upon which, once pressed again to clarify- J-something said, “Like I said the last time. ’Tits and The Tide!!!” Roll Tide!"

That happened a long long time ago. To this day- Uncle Ray has not spoken to that nephew. Uncle Ray seems to think Jesus deserves someplace in their “for a boy”? (I happen to agree with him, however- like Cousin J-something. . . . when I’m drunk and called-out? Heck, beer tells me “I’m always right” and if I have to. . . .I’ll ask my Lord for forgiveness, but I sure as hell won’t ask that from another mere mortal. Especially if he/she set me off to begin with.

The drama that is family. Some good stuff. It’s like poetry that’s alive. These men haven’t spoken in like 25 years!!!

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Nov 11, 2009 10:18 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I just gotta tell you. . . . .

. . . .I couldn’t BELIEVE you came up with one word to rhyme with luggage. By the time I got to the 4th one? I felt like a little girl at a Jonas Bros concert- screeching and almost crying through disbelief!

And then. . . . .“smuggage”?

Wow-f_cking-weeeeeee! (my busted-up gut couldn’t take no more!)

You see. . . . .I thought about rhyming “luggage” for a way lot longer than writing about it on this thread. So, . . . . .like we’re talking “days”. Not true, sorry. Months!!! Okay, almost a year- give or take? And I’m not joking about this.

It was because of your 3-luggage-rhyming words that I realized: I kept trying in vain to get “doobage” in there somewhere. No matter that I kept having to tell myself that “doobage” would NEVER rhyme with “luggage” despite all my efforts to be retarded in trying to make them! It was terrible! It was as if “doobage” and “luggage” had me in THEIR DEATH GRIPS or something. Never. Got. Around. It. Or. Past. It. Never!

And then: ruggage (so so good!), juggage (no way, love it!), and huggage (righteous AND retarded at the same exact time- and that’s pretty much like essence of “damn that’s good”). You are my favorite MC for the year! F_ck Kanye, and his flava-flave-hard-on!

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Nov 11, 2009 10:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

BCS Championship Game...

…is on my brother’s b’day. If the Tide’s there, we will be!

by Nico2.0 on Nov 9, 2009 6:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Shut The F. . . . . .

You lie like, a rug!

REALLY? “The” BCS NC game is SAME DAY as your brother’s birthday? Shut The Front-door! Dang me! That’s a load of crazy-fun to have on that particular day, sheeesh!

quick question, Neek? does it look like, to you- that it “might” look like . . .that i said i was “homo” in the “you got pretty eyes, boy” thing that i wrote to Spock? because uh . . . . .i don’t know? i just went back to re-read what i wrote to him and even “i” think i might have said i was homo with the “it’s true spock” weird-ass thing-part i wrote. “what’s true?”, i know. that’s what i’m sayin’! what did i mean by that?

FWIW: ladies and gentle lads- Bix is straight up hetero! He, tur, row, y’all! As in, “I LOVE my penis” too! I do. It’s just that. . . .?. . . .IT don’t like THAT! Is, all.

“I’M MAD FOR MAMMARIES!” (if a button? i’d wear it!)

So anyways, . . . . . .what do you think rhymes with “luggage”? I’m vexed!

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Nov 10, 2009 2:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We're bro's too, Nico- right?

So- any brothas of yours is my brotha too! You know there’ll be a “Nico” hook with keys to my pad, if and when? And remember that jar of “Bit O’ Honey” I got? Well, it’s well stocked! So you don’t have to bring any yourself. That is, unless you got your own “special sized” ones or something? (THAT would be pimp! Straight pimp)

Girls fall for that drawl of yours. Eat that stuff up out here, it’s like having a puppy to tote around- your ‘Southern-accent. We’ll get on with all this when. . . . ??? (leave it at that, aight. But, no matter broheem- you and bro, have a place on Bix’s flo’. just jivin’. . . .but really: couches, beds, and bathtubs are at a premium in my place during New Year’s-time. Get your “reel”- on! Y’all are gonna have to fight it out for that one extra bed. Having “strange” at your side always gives a man that extra oomph in such circumstances. I always say)

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Nov 11, 2009 11:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"if you don't know...now you know..."

© Biggie…

ladies and gentlemen…pure poetry up there by Bix…read ’em and weep…

enjoy...

by SpockJenkins on Nov 11, 2009 7:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

(bang! bang!)

Very funny. Ha-ha! Ha-ow come “homeslice”, doesn’t surprise me? (because, I forgot to NOT order it! that’s why! :- )

AMTP? (answer me this playa’?): are Biggies the same as Maggie’s, or bigger? (as in P.I. yo!) What am I saying? F_ck ALL that! Hey now cap’n, won’t you go ahead and bring a BOX of those. I can’t wait . . . . . .? to look at your stump-covers (shoes/sneakers). You know what they say ‘bout homeys wit’ big sneaks? (trust me E’RYBODY! i ain’t a switch-hitter. . . . . .but I gotta scary knuckleball! wink

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Nov 11, 2009 11:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, so. . . .apart from NOT being homo-fun-like-dat. . . . .

. . . . .I’m also TRYIN’ to be f-u-n-n-y! No part of any of my antics are brought on with malice or negativity. I’m all about the vibrations. . . .the living in the positive. . . . . . .and remember? I got peeps with MY blood goin’ around saying “tits and the tide”!!!

besides, i wanted my subject to be: "bang! bang! / and then the first lines to read: “You got me! Ugh!” and then . . . .“ha ha ha, very funny!” . . . . . . .

(ok, here’s the thing) I chatted and chewed and chilled with a buddy who isn’t doing all the great jobwise, financially, chick-shit-too! , I mean on a serious note: L.A. can DO that to a person. and his situation, although is kinda fucked. . . .he could do well to lose a few phone numbers and get a clue about “but that was LAST YEAR?”

And then I was tickled to get Spocky’s reply. What did I go do? Feel absolute glee at commenting about Biggie and Magnum rubbers! (thank you very muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch Spock Jenkins!)

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Nov 12, 2009 2:16 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for making me get all weepy in the middle of the day, you jerk.

And while we’re kind of on the subject, is there still a Harry’s Bar in Tuscaloosa? I need to know because I had made arrangements to be buried beneath it. If the building is gone, I certainly hope someone preserved the “Justice is Served 1986” ceiling panel. That was a party, one of many.

We're gonna chase those crazy baldheads out of town.

by Mr. Kobayashi on Nov 9, 2009 3:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'm having...

…my ashes sealed in a Krazy Bucket….

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 9, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that's funny...

i had my dignity stuffed in one and thrown into the black warrior river

Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.

by kleph on Nov 9, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

after that build up I hape it is Rad

I have the one of me and you when I was sporting the ascot / neckerchief .

by chinesedentist on Nov 10, 2009 7:26 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Was there Saturday...Thanks Bo

I started going to Egan’s circa 1985 as an undergrad and have spent many, many hours there. I always go there on GameDay and have Grey Goose and Cranberry with my buddy, Big John. Thanks Bo for all you do!

by rolltide1987 on Nov 9, 2009 9:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Big John

always waiting for me when ever I get there. That man is a machine.

by chinesedentist on Nov 10, 2009 7:31 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Got dee-runk off my ass

on my 21st birthday a couple of years back at egan’s, and a friend of mine Steve Kowalski is a bouncer there. I was also there last year when Tech beat Texas to put us at number one. Good times indeed. Most of my other carousing takes place at the Downtown pub, which has gotten me where I needed to go more than I can count.

by 1st and 15 on Nov 10, 2009 12:43 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

ah yes. egan's.

met my wife in egan’s. my picture was on the wall from 1980 until last year. played on the softball team they used to have. many of my friends tended bar there at some point.

i love that place.

by jamesclaborn on Nov 10, 2009 11:34 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

NOTHING BETTER THAN THE DT's AT EGAN'S!!!!!!

Really miss the DT’s. Anybody remember the band GRAVY from the early 1990’s

by heffie on Nov 10, 2009 3:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OUTSTANDING Bar

I started hanging out in Egans back in 1984….when I started Grad school..AND found out Egans was NOT a gay bar. For nearly seven years I was there daily from 2pm till 6pm drinking Bass draft. I still consider Egans a second home whenever I’m in T-town, though in recent years thats meant just on game days. Over the years the bartenders have gotten uglier ( sorry Bo, Sides, and Ash but y’all don’t compare favorably with some of the young ladies of the past) but the beer is still cold, the smoke still thick, the conversation still good, and the music is still kickin’!
See you at 7am for the UTC Game…..and Bo make sure you’ve got plenty of Irish whiskey and Grey Goose ready for me!

by JohnE on Nov 12, 2009 11:32 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I miss Cheap Shots.

Has it reopened anywhere.

PS: ROLL TIDE!!

by rhYno on Nov 12, 2009 8:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

?

For all you grammar police out there.

PS: ROLL TIDE!!

by rhYno on Nov 12, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

no it has gone to glory

saw a frat vs drag queen fight there once. If thats not golden I don’t know what is.

by chinesedentist on Nov 12, 2009 10:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That was the first bar I hung out in, in T-Town...

And I always made it a must to stop by there each and every time I visited T-Town.

Oh well, Houndstooth here I come…

UT's new recruiting slogan: You can go to USCe and WORK at a gas station or come to UT and ROB that gas station.

by rhYno on Nov 13, 2009 12:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs


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