It's Meltdown Time...
by outsidethesidelines on Dec 1, 2009 7:00 AM CST
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PrintWith another week of college football in the bag, we have yet another week of meltdowns. This week we're going to look at meltdowns from Florida State, Oklahoma State, and Georgia Tech, and then we're going down to the Plains for a hilarious reverse meltdown. It seems that losing a close game, at home, to your biggest rival when they play terrible is now the Auburn equivalent of winning the national championship, so you'll enjoy.
As always, the language gets very, very rough. If you don't like that sort of thing, I strongly urge you to move on to the next piece here at RBR. And now, with warnings out of the way, it's meltdown time...
When does Gundy apologize to all of the OSU fans, donors, alums, students, and season ticket-holders, etc?????
Sometimes I feel like I'm from Cleveland............
Bad day, very, very bad day.......
Gundy's now on my hotseat!
How many recruits haul ass now?
Are we really going to get shut out by the worst OU team since 1998?
We'll always be little brother.
Worst display of coaching I have ever seen. Gundy should repay the university whatever his weekly pay is for this week. Fning pitiful.
I wouldn't let Gundy call plays on my Madden dynasty.
Fully agree. Definitely the most disappointing loss I have seen in 30+ years. No excuse to lose to them this year.
Seriously, where would we be if we had never left the SEC? We would be as bad as Mississippi State, maybe even as bad as Vandy.
The "winner" of the ACC "Championship" Game ought to get a guaranteed bid to the Papa John's Bowl against Auburn.
Assuming we do beat Clemson, who gets the pleasure of spanking us in a BCS game?
Well, it's official..... the ACCCG is a joke again.
Um, when was it not a joke?
NO ONE on this board ever has a right to complain about ESPN's (or anyone else's) SEC lovefest ever again. The two ACC Division champs just got beat by 5-loss SEC also-rans. Our pathetic conference deserves every single bit of criticism that's lobbed in our direction for the next year.
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The talent level drops off somewhat and they lose almost 28 starters off this team
Alabama is losing 28 starters next year? Is that even possible?
I enjoy how the previous 11 games did not prove that Auburn was a mediocre program, but the 60 minutes in the Iron Bowl proved they were the third best team in the nation!
I thought....
the same thing and LOLed at that comment. To the best of my recollection we lose three on the offense, three specialist, and six seniors and possibly two juniors (if McClain & Jackson go pro) on defense, for a possible total of 14. And I don’t know that there’s that much difference between the ones and twos other than a little experience.
YEA YOU LOSE 28 STARTERS I WENT TO AU SO STFU I KNOW MATH YOU DUM BAMMER!!!11
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
Found this on redcuprebellion.com This would have been great on the meltdown list.
State really does suck though. Cowbells? Do they really think that is cool? Secretly, I think they know what a douche bag institution of which they belong. Cowbells is a sign of giving in to their inner-douche.
Did you notice they bang the cowbells in rythm to Sandstorm? (or whatever the name of that techno song that is now required listening during collegiate football games) We lost to a team who thinks it’s cool to combine techo music with cowbells. (Bang! kills self.)
by littlebrothersyndrome on Dec 1, 2009 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
Gene Cheznik
Won his first Iron Bowl moral victory championship on Friday. It only thrills me that he is trying to break Mike Shulas all time Iron Bowl Moral Victory Championship record of four straight wins. Way to go Chiz…… War Eagle Hey!
by littlebrothersyndrome on Dec 1, 2009 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
hilarious
Jerry and Omar assclowns for life
by Ghost of seven in a row on Dec 1, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
I'm assuming...
that the moral victory trophy is awarded during the halftime of the Alabama-Auburn women’s basketball game. Good job AuBARN!
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" - Coach Nick Saban before the 2008 LSU game.
by 12NationalChampionships on Dec 2, 2009 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
Scandal Plagued UAT
Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant
by TheRedTideConsumes on Dec 1, 2009 7:28 AM CST up reply actions
I fucking hate the ‘in-joke acronym movement’. I think thats the sort of thing thats gonna turn me into an old man.
by Alabama ManDance on Dec 1, 2009 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
I didn't have a clue on spuat either...
Barners are just sad. Do we have any acronyms for them? I don’t think LOSERS counts! ;)
You know I read it and just said
What the hell it is Barner talk, I really don’t want to know what they mean.
Jerry and Omar assclowns for life
by Ghost of seven in a row on Dec 1, 2009 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
What? So, now they will be printing T-shirts about the loss probably!
Knowing those backwoods inbreds, they would probably do it! I could just see it. 26-21, we almost got it done! Well, if they want to break their moral victory down some more, 26-7 after they went up 14-0. Some moral victory!
maybe...
they’ll make a ring…
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 1, 2009 9:58 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Also, whatever happened to "operation red dog"?
Isn’t that where the whole fishing trip came from? Wasn’t that something where they, by their own admission were trying to get us in trouble with the NCAA? Seems like that went by the wayside!
Wait for it my friend. Just wait, the offseason will shed a new light to this scandal.
Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.
Not to dwell
on the Iron Bowl, as we have a game to get ready for, but it says a lot about your program when almost winning against your rival is the highlight of your season.
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Bear Bryant
Unfortunately
we aren’t far removed from that ourselves. See 2004.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
Indeed
on the other hand, WE WERE ON PROBATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Folks, remember that except for the times when the NCAA stuck the shiv in our backs, we NEVER judged our program by almost beating other teams. NEVER!
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Bear Bryant
not even for the SECCG last year?
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
Nope
Not for that, although in fairness CNS was a year ahead of where I thought he would be after inheriting almost nothing the year before. But no, no excuses.
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Bear Bryant
How the fuck do you almost start 28 players? Does he/she/ it think there maybe more? I mean how fucking stupid of a statement.
My comments are of my own and do not represent any other bama fans or blog or website or blackberry whatever else can be connected to the stupid internet.
So if you don't like what I say grow a set or ban me and ANYONE else can ban me to if they want. I don't care about your nancy feelings anymore than you care about mine.
Deal with it. (I have for the past decade)
I've said this before, but it bears repeating:
Aubs are far funnier in real life than anything I could ever say in jest…i have tears in my eyes reading that.
Sad thing is, they actually believe it.
Stupid boogs…LMAO.
effing boogs...
Everyone knows the phrase about “almost”…horseshoes and handgrenades…
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 1, 2009 8:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Did that Barn thread really happen?
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 1, 2009 8:22 AM CST reply actions
my favorite
Roof exposed Bama. What Roof’s defense did today, is what DC’S have not tried to do all year with Bama. Stop Ingram and you can stop bama’s offense.
Roof is such a genious – why didn’t anyone think of stopping Ingram before? If Roof is a genius, what does that make Saban?
Everything old is new
Roof went back to the old Bears 46 defenses. Stack the line of scrimmage so that linemen can’t get through their block to reach the linebackers. It’s a phenomenal way to stop the run. If your linebackers can get through and pressure the QB, it can also be a great way to pressure the QB.
But like every defense it has a weakness. It can be beaten with quick passes and slants to an empty middle. In the second half, we began doing more of that. Saban needed to (and did) channel Bill Walsh in beating Buddy Ryan. Good stuff.
http://www.rivalryesq.com/
The quintessential Big Ten smoking room.
Auburn's Defense
Stopped Alabama’s Offense 26 points short of a win. I guess that’s what you call exposing them?
by Go Hide in the V-berth on Dec 1, 2009 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
that's the beauty
although it’s old and was successful at some point, it was also exposed by the west coast offense Bill Walsh.
If you don’t know your history, it is doomed to repeat itself. Good thing CNS knows his football history!
aubarn meltdown
Thats mind blowing , you lost to a flat bama team. You were never going to win this game
and Georgia and
LSU, and Arkansas and Kentucky
"The goal is to be a champion," Saban said. "I didn’t say to win a championship. I just said be a champion. That’s our goal here. That’s what we want to do."- Nick Saban
Let's see,
I keep hearing about how the talent level will drop next year because we will loose so many to graduation and the draft. Wasn’t that supposed to happen this year on offense? auburn University, the only place where a loss is considered a win. Idiots.
Funny that you could put that crap Stan White said on the broadcast in this thread and it would fit right in with all the other crap the barners are spewing.
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
Schizoid
The gap between the “rational meltdowns” above and the Barner reverse meltdown is staggering. I get it. We’re now in Bizarro world, right?
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't get out of the game.
Alabama, You're On Notice!
You’re on notice that even spotting them 14 points, with both coordinators pulling out a brand new playbook that they’ve been saving all season, and every conceivable break going their way . . . Auburn still can’t beat Alabama.
In all seriousness, you’ve gotta admit one thing: if this was a “win,” they probably will “win” six in a row, so we should get ready for that.
I'm wrong all the time.
by PeteHoliday on Dec 1, 2009 9:16 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
^^^^ very, very funny...
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Dec 1, 2009 9:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
You are right...
the bottom line is that the barn played the absolute best game they could have played against BAMA and it WASN"T GOOD ENOUGH!!!
I can’t wait for the moral victory for the barn next year.
ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!
I agree with the playbook...
If they’d had only a week to prepare for the Iron Bowl, there’s no way they would have had time to get all of that in.
Even then, when drawing the plays in the sand was over, and they had to revert back to the ole standard playbook, they were stagnant at best.
Oh, and congrats on selling your entire defense out to stop Ingram, he’s truely flattered. By the way, what happened with Richardson?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Very funny
I hope Auburn “wins” all their games.
by M. Johnson Defender on Dec 1, 2009 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
they didn't have the firepower to keep up with us this year
what makes them think next year will be any different?
I don’t think we can take anything away from the game plan, they just don’t have the talent that we have and they’re not going to get to that level for a couple years
they’re another two recruiting classes away from having the kind of personnel we got on defense and they’re breaking in a new QB next year AND their top rusher is leaving
Terrence Cody eats your field goal!
by Wallacewade04 on Dec 1, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
Fairness
I suppose in fairness it is not too different than some (very few) Alabama fans felt after a few of those close Shula losses in the Iron Bowl. The losses almost did not hurt as much as having to listen to Alabama fans talk about moral victories. It was sickening!
Fairness
In 2004, Auburn’s undefeated team had to mount a second-half comeback against a sanction-crippled Alabama team and then played mediocre in a Sugar Bowl win, but Auburn fans weren’t impressed with Alabama’s good effort and they still handed out this crap:
That's not crap...
That there’s a People’s Champions Ring straight from the Franklin Mint. It goes well with their Dale Earnhardt Commemorative Plates.
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 1, 2009 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
That's where I've got mine...
Right in between Dale’s plate and Grandpappy’s gold plated spitoon. I had to take out my Wrestlemania 6 replica Hulk Hogan WWF Championship belt to make room.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
and just under the Velvet Elvis paintings...
next to the little Mexican children with the huge eyes.
by bamaskigirl2 on Dec 2, 2009 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
don't be making fun of the Velvet Elvis!
I have two authentics, complete with glorious tears pouring from the King’s eyes, hanging above my desk between “the sack” and “crimson legacy”……no mounted jackalope though
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
by Thomas Walker Esq on Dec 2, 2009 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
They don't have jackalopes...that's too classy.
Behold, the Swamp Monkey
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 2, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
Too bad you can't see the whole ring...
….you would see that it is one of those one-size-fits-all rings with the gap in it.
Is that?
a Diamonique nugget?! Classy.
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 1, 2009 1:54 PM CST up reply actions
C'mon guys
You should take the 2004 Eufaula Tribune National Championship seriously. It was voted on by SIX sportswriters!
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" - Coach Nick Saban before the 2008 LSU game.
by 12NationalChampionships on Dec 2, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
This
The “winner” of the ACC “Championship” Game ought to get a guaranteed bid to the Papa John’s Bowl against Auburn.
reminds of me Spencer Hall’s line that “Six 7-5 SEC teams will split the ACC Conference Title.”
"We couldn't stop Tebow if we called Tonya Harding's boyfried"
this was my fave…so, so funny. And WTF is a boyfried?
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 1, 2009 10:22 AM CST reply actions
Male, lightly battered, and submerged into peanut oil for 3 minutes per pound. Delicious!
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
If it's jeff gillooly, it'll take more than 3 mins per lb
I understand Jersey trash is kind of stringy, like bear, and requires de-staching prep
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 1, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
Nice
Jerry and Omar assclowns for life
by Ghost of seven in a row on Dec 1, 2009 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
"....their backups are a big drop off from starters"
AU Logic at it’s best.
In 2006 Bama’s recruiting class ranked 18th in the country. (Seniors)
In 2007 Bamas recruiting class ranked 22nd in the country. (Juniors)
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Now guys get ready for the drop off.
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In 2008 Bamas recruiting class ranked 1st in the country. (Soph)
In 2009 Bamas recruiting class ranked 2nd in the country.(Frosh)
For 2010 Bama is currently ranked 4th in the country.
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http://alabama.scout.com/a.z?s=14&p=9&c=14&yr=2010
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According to aubbies wisdom the recruiting services should be shut down for incompetence.
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As for Florida State. FSU fans are upset about the current records yet they so easily forget that Bobby Bowden took them from a girls school to a national football power. He for 17 straight seasons ended the year with a top 5 ranking. Thats f’n awesome. Understandably though this is a do for me now game. Come on back home Bobby B’ham will welcome your retirement.
Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.
If you're going to say something about FSU and Bowden, then get your facts correct first
First, FSU quit being a girls school long before Bowden got there.
Second, FSU had 14 consecutive years (1987-2000) with 10+ wins and ranked in the top 5. They are still the only school to start the year ranked number and stayed number one the entire season (1999). In 44 years of coaching, Bowden has only had 2, THAT’S RIGHT TWO, losing seasons (I hope he wins the bowl game so he can at least go out with a winning season).
Unfortunately for Bobby, the hiring of Mark Richt at UGA doomed the offense b/c Bobby gave the reigns to his son Jeff who was a horrible OC. In 2006 and 2007 FSU had a horrible recruiting class. FSU had to force Jeff Bowden our b/c Bobby refused to fire him. In FSU’s last 12 games at Doak Campbell Stadium, they are 5-7 against DIV 1 opponents. A few years ago Bobby said that if lost 5 games in a season, then he would retire. That was in 2004. FSU was 7-5 in 2006 and 2007. Last year was looking very promising, finishing 9-4, even though FSU got blown out by UF at home with a young, inexperianced Christian Ponder at the helm. This year the defense was a total failure.
Most people have no clue what has been going within the coaching staff. Those of us that do, pay close attention to FSU. Chuck Amato is THE biggest problem for FSU and had done everything he can to under mind Jimbo Fisher. He has been seen trying to start fist fights with coaches, in front of the players. Jody Allen is the worst defensive line coach I’ve ever seen. Mickey Andrews wanted to retire 2 years ago, after his son committed suicide. However, Bobby talked him into coming back for one more year and then Jimbo asked him to stay for this season b/c Bobby was going to give the reins to Chuck Amato, which would’ve been disastrous for FSU. This is only a very small piece of some of the issues that FSU is currently facing and Bowden has done nothing to fix it.
Unfortunately for Bowden, he is not going out on his own terms. He no longer really coaches and he’s been holding the Jimbo back from getting complete control of the team. It is also very unfortunate for both Bobby and Mickey that this season was the worst season they have had (as a tandem) at FSU. I wish both of them the best and they WILL NEVER be forgotten by any true Nole fan. We know who got us to national prominence. but it was the same person who helped bring us down. Now it’s Jimbo’s turn to see if he can turn it around and I believe he will. Will it be next season? I doubt it. However, I give Jimbo 3 years, max, before he has FSU competing for national titles again.
GO NOLES!!! ROLL TIDE!!!
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
by gonolesrolltide on Dec 1, 2009 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
I truely am speechless about the response to a LOSS...
Earth to the Barn: You LOST! You did not WIN THE GAME! Your BEST was not GOOD ENOUGH!
I’m seriously about to go on a Bobcat Goldthwaite-esque rant!
I do not know one AU fan that is satisfied with this win. So where the hell did these deadweights come from?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Maybe even something a little more...
Sam Kinison-ish…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Almost ??
Almost winning a football game is like almost getting laid. Somehow it just isn’t that gratifying!!
by BarracudaTideFan on Dec 1, 2009 10:59 AM CST reply actions
And, is normally downright frustrating,
to carry the analogy further; Auburn SHOULD be the wingman whose night started out well with a hot chick they had no chance with under normal circumstances. Then they said some dumb shit, got too drunk, and (in a rational world) would normally be left to lament their loss of a golden opportunity, one that dropped in their lap.
However, rather than being upset with a lost opportunity, they applaud it…simply baffling.
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 1, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
They
Are really that clue less huh. That why Auburn exist for our comedy enjoyment. You know it makes me feel good inside. That every year around the Holidays we can give the gift of a moral victory to so many teams every year.
I am a member of the Sabanation Roll!!Tide!!
The other thing
We got so many 5 star and 4 star recruits that would be startingon alot of teams this year just waiting to get in. I see no talent drop off next year. In fact i only gets better. Ro already said Donta was better than he was. Also Ingram said the same about Richardson. Hell if #3 mproves as much as #22 did fron year 1 to 2 then my god look out. We are gonna bebad ass. I think our defense will be better by far next year as well. Lotmore speed and talent sitting on the sidelines just need time.
I am a member of the Sabanation Roll!!Tide!!
speed and talent, yes,
but we lose Arenas, Woodall, M. Johnson, Rogers, Sharrief, and King in the secondary and only return Jackson (hopefully), Barron, Green, and Kirkpatrick and Scott (neither of which have true game experience) as well as losing Washington, Cody, and Deaderick on the line, only to return Dareus, Chapman, and Davis…..you can’t honestly say those losses won’t hurt
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
by Thomas Walker Esq on Dec 1, 2009 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
Barron didn't have any real game experience coming into this year either...
and I think he’s doing ok.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
the losses will definitely hurt
and there will be a drop-off. But I think the D will still be very good. And I KNOW it will be better than the barn’s.
"You know we just powend Bama..."
and AU is pwned by misspelling internet insults. What idiots.
And FSU…wow. They are seriously wishing death on Bowden! That’s pretty rough.
These AUB tears are
delicious, and useful around the home. It cured my Cat’s Cancer and restored the finish to the chrome on my bike. lol. This seems to be proof that Good rejoices at the detriment of Evil.
"A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation." - Mark Twain
by Stu from Tuscaloosa on Dec 1, 2009 11:46 AM CST reply actions
The discrepancy...
between Bama and auburn is mindblowing. We were disappointed with the way we won (not getting another blowout win). They are ecstatic with the way they lost. I can’t say i have ever been excited about a loss
right. in my experience the close losses are the most heartbreaking. obviously not the case for our brethren across the state.
It’s almost like you could say that they are happier with their loss than we are with our win. That’s just seems so stupid to me
by CrimsonTide229 on Dec 1, 2009 12:18 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think in a lot of cases
They are happier that we are disappointed that we didn’t blow them out. Making Bama fans unhappy is a higher priority for some of them than actual wins for auburn. As long as we aren’t as happy as we could be, that is a win for them.
I love this
Talk about hitting the nail on the head… you did it!
The talent level drops off somewhat and they lose almost 28 starters off this team.
That clears up my perceptions……
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ~General George S. Patton~
Well, to be fair.....
….the guy did say ALMOST 28 starters. I guess a dozen or so can be considered “almost”, but who am I to guess what kind of education they’re getting on the Plains?
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ~General George S. Patton~
That's an amazing approximation, isn't it?
That’s like saying “my car almost has 5 3/4 flat tires”
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 1, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
“The most courageous performance I’ve seen in 40 years.”
“I’m so f’n proud of this team!! Tears are falling as I type this!”
Seriously? They do know they lost right? For that matter, how bad did they expect to get beaten?
Hahahaha I read those comments too and laughed. They really must have given themselves no shot
by CrimsonTide229 on Dec 1, 2009 12:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not sure why...
But everytime I hear one of these AUBIE morons speak, I get quotes from Joe Dirt swirling through my head.
- People like that security guard. They don’t really mean what they say. They just got their own issues and what not. Alls I got to do is keep bein’ a good person. No matter what, good things’ll come my way. Everything’s gonna happen for me, just so long as I never have no in my heart.
- You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don’t like no feed back, what’s up?
- Joe Dirt: Is that right? You think thats queer? Is this queer?
[slapping muscles]
Joe Dirt: they’re large and in charge and lookin’ for chickies.
Zeke: You wanna back that up?
Joe Dirt: You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.
Zeke: That’s it. You and me, lets go.
Joe Dirt: You know I’d love to beat your ass all up and down this place but I gotta go back to work.
Oil Rig boss: Joe dirt, your fired. Here’s your weeks pay.
Joe Dirt: Dang
Stupid Aubies!!
Sure I'd like to beat Notre Dame, don't get me wrong. But nothing matters more than beating that cow college on the other side of the state.
They better get down on their knee's and beg Malzahn to stay.
Cause Iowa reject Chizick is getting way too much credit for the win.
The best part of all of this is we all get to celebrate one last Chizik Day on Christmas Eve
Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant
by TheRedTideConsumes on Dec 1, 2009 4:27 PM CST reply actions
Auburn
Winning at teh internetz since 2004.
What a riot. I’m glad OTS went above and beyond the bullshit I threw together to be a smartass. This was comic genius! I swear, email this thread to people not from the south and they will testify that it is made up. Only the Barn could count an almost win against a flat Alabama team looking ahead to CHAMPIONSHIPS as an early Christmas present.
“Enjoy it you Bammer F*ckers!” HILARIOUS!
It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar
Bowden video I can't find
The one where they ask Bobby about using the computer,and he says things like he doesn’t use Ebay and Email’’its hilarious.
that was Joe Pa
that made the comments about ebay and twitter, etc…
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
by Thomas Walker Esq on Dec 1, 2009 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
Not sure why.....
But everytime I hear one of these AUBIE morons speak, I get quotes from Joe Dirt swirling through my head.
- People like that security guard. They don’t really mean what they say. They just got their own issues and what not. Alls I got to do is keep bein’ a good person. No matter what, good things’ll come my way. Everything’s gonna happen for me, just so long as I never have no in my heart.
- You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don’t like no feed back, what’s up?
- Joe Dirt: Is that right? You think thats queer? Is this queer?
[slapping muscles]
Joe Dirt: they’re large and in charge and lookin’ for chickies.
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Stupid Aubies!!
Sure I'd like to beat Notre Dame, don't get me wrong. But nothing matters more than beating that cow college on the other side of the state.
Aubies are hilarious!!
They had us, but they let us escape. Next year we will not go sleep walking into our game with them and we will win easily.
Then they are going to be refering to 2009 as the year they played good enough to win and DID NOT. Oh well, 2 in row is just the beginning.
But on to bigger things- Florida.
I hate the NCAA more than UT & AU combined. At least with UT & AU you got a fighting chance.
How sad.
Aubie, you played your best game of the year… and lost! Maybe next year the two weeks to prepare will mean only a one or two points loss… will that make you more proud?
Two Points:
- ACC: I live literally 20 minutes from the campus of Wake Forest, have visited the following campuses at some point: Wake, UNC, Duke, NC State, Clemson, Georgia Tech, and Viriginia. The losses by Georgia Tech and Clemson were absolutely hi-freaking-larious, and gives me a ton of wonderful ammo to throw at all my friends who care about football around here. That and UNC’s loss to NC State, but shhh! on that one. Here’s to hoping the Vols can keep the streak alive against Virginia Tech.
- Auburn: I believe I made a comment on the live game thread here before I had to leave, Auburn was using their gimmick plays against Alabama — I was only able to watch the first 2 scores live — early on, and it was working. They did the same thing to Tennessee, but the Vols didn’t have the offensive power to come back. The problem with the Spread is that it doesn’t rely on “my player is better than your player” as far as I can see; it relies on creating mis-matches and fooling the defense. I think a good defense can shut down the Spread very well, as long as said offense doesn’t have a crazy awesome player a’la Percy Harvin.
- Look, a close loss against a hated rival is still a loss. Looking back, the loss to UF wasn’t a “moral victory” for Tennessee, not really, but it was a good egg for us nationally because we fought hard and didn’t let a Florida team that wanted to crush us crush us. Our loss to Alabama was heartbreaking because, you know, we
could haveshould havealmost pulled off the huge road upset, after trailing all game, finally getting it together at the end … Auburn, meanwhile, collapsed after the first quarter, and there’s no reason they should have lost the game after jumping out to a 14-0 lead. - The funny thing about Auburn, that I thought, was that they seem to think that because they almost beat you guys, it means you guys suck rather than Auburn is better than they thought. Tennessee fans took the losses to UF and UA as an indication that we’re pretty good. But, ah well ….
Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!
Title fail
I meant to have the Auburn points all one big one, but decided to break it up and then forgot to change the title.
2 + 2 = 5
Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!
Auburn
Was also at home!! You take a 14-0 lead at home and you should not lose, period.
Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!
Seriously
I got this text “Ya’ll were lucky as shit! Auburn played great!”
so, Auburn’s great wasn’t enough to beat Alabama’s bad?! OK – you just keep those happy thoughts!
28 starters
Bama will lose 28 starters? How is that possible.?
Jesus. Aubs are the most gullible lot in the Universe. No seriously. they are…….
Every year it is the same old thing coming out of Auburn. They keep hyping themselves just to fall flat on their ignorant YOKEL faces in front of the wold. 2004? Yeah. Great team. They almost made it to the big show. But then again. They couldnt. Why? Because they are AUBURN. The wannabes of College football.
ONE MORE THING.
Aubbo tech had 2 weeks of resting and preparing to beat a tired Bama team that had 6 days to prepare. The game was in Auburn. And this was the best they could do?
What a joke.
Take the Moral Victory. I’ll take the real one any day.
I am very, very disappointed that we were left off of this.
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Dec 2, 2009 8:22 AM CST reply actions
I was a little surprised myself...
…then I remembered that two years ago y’all had Coach O, and figured the reaction to this loss must have been too tame for the thread….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Dec 2, 2009 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Lets see Julio is coming back. McElroy is coming back. Ingram is coming Back. Richardson is coming Back. Several of the recivers are coming back. And the list goes on and on. Oh. Yeah. Are Ro can Hightower coming back too? Doom and Gloom we are all going to die.
Now pleas pardon me while I fall off my chair while laughing hysterically.
Didn't Bama outscore them 26-7 after the first quarter??
So tell me how Bama got lucky?? How many 3rd and longs was Bama in on that last drive? Yet the Barners defense couldn’t stop them.
Tate, shut down! Fannin, broken chest!! Todd, you call that guy a QB?? 9 in the box whenever Ingram was on the field? Scared!!
They started out what, 5-0 and then finished out 2-5??? Losing to the same teams that Bama beat.
Aubrun fans know their team sucks but they’re to retarded to admit it!!
He bleeds Garnet and Gold, She bleeds Crimson and White. AND THEY BOTH HATE ORANGE! GO NOLES!! ROLL TIDE!!
Damn
you for pointing out the obvious. Auburn won the 1st quarter 14-0, but lost 2, 3 & 4 26-7. Yet they “should have” won. Interesting…
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