A frighteningly accurate enactment of the 2009 SEC Championship Game.

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This had to be circa 1997/1998

I’m pretty sure that was a diamond cutter there at the very end…

by HarveyBirdmanAAL on Dec 15, 2009 10:21 AM CST reply actions

That's funny as hell

I don’t know what the etiquette is between opposing mascots, but that looked pretty one-sided. I laughed out loud in an office FULL of Gators. Thanks.

by rco3 on Dec 15, 2009 10:45 AM CST reply actions

the only thing I've seen that's gayer than this clip is the one below:

Mike…Mike…I’m pretty certain that Donny is a homosexual. I think we would all be safer if I slept in the tent with you.

A bear ate all of my clothes. He devoured everything apart from these condoms.

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Dec 15, 2009 10:47 AM CST reply actions

why do people

have to bring up Brokeback Mountain fantasies in the A.M.? Just some mascots assing about for the kids to enjoy.

by sho' I stole on Dec 15, 2009 11:04 AM CST up reply actions

Let me hear you say "Straight Pride!"

I’m so straight that anytime I buy a new house the first thing I do is brick up the back door.

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Dec 15, 2009 11:39 AM CST up reply actions

I never saw Brokeback Mountain. . . .

. . . . heard them boys was bangin each other like a screen-door in a hurricane! Just couldn’t do that to my brain for the sake of the most poetic portrayal of what I consider the most badass Joker of all-time!

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Dec 18, 2009 1:37 PM CST up reply actions