Merry Christmas to all my friends on RBR! It's a great Christmas in many regards, especially seeing Bama playing in the NC game in two weeks. So I figured I would wish all of you a Merry Christmas in true RBR "Downtime" Style - with movie (and TV) quotes! I wish each and every one of you the happiest of holidays and hope 2010 is a blessing for you all.
"Why sit in ol' Tranny Clause's lap when you can have the real thing! She's only pretending to be a man"
"Guess who I'm dressed as!" "I'm not going to guess" "I'll give you a hint - last name Christ, he has the power of flight..."
"What are you looking at?"
"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer..."
"It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me... "
"Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time."
"Your beard's not real." "No Shit!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out."
"How come?" "I loved a woman who wasn't clean."
"No it was her sister."