Your Friday Beauty and (Parts of) the Beast
I was saving this for the SEC Championship Game, but since the Football Gods really smiled on us in the Iron Bowl (and after I went soft with the Aloe Drink) I decided to bring out the big guns: Black Pudding. From Wikipedia:
Black pudding or blood pudding is a type of sausage made by cooking blood with a filler until it is thick enough to congeal when cooled. It is also called blood sausage (first attested in 1868, perhaps influenced by German Blutwurst). Although "blood sausage" is often labeled as a North American term, it is also found in British English (e.g., in the story "The Name-Day" by Saki). "Blood sausage" is also used as a term for similar blood-based solid foods around the world.
Pig or cattle blood is most often used; sheep and goat blood are used to a lesser extent. Blood from poultry, horses and other animals are used more rarely. Typical fillers include meat, fat, suet, bread, sweet potato, barley and oatmeal.
Black pudding is usually served as part of a traditional full breakfast in the United Kingdom, Ireland, and the Canadian provinces of Nova Scotia and Newfoundland and Labrador. The further addition of the similar white pudding is an important feature of the traditional Northumbrian, Scottish, Irish and Newfoundland breakfast. Black pudding can be eaten uncooked but is often grilled or boiled in its skin.
So yes, I ate what is essentially congealed blood and oatmeal pressed into a sausage shape. Unfortunately, it wasn't all that bad. It definitely had a sausage-y flavor to it (though with a weirdly overpowering flavor of cinnamon that really sticks with you), but with a really mushy texture. I ate it raw to add to the grossness, which I'm sure accounted for the weird consistency, but I imagine if you grilled it you could probably pass it off to unsuspecting victims as some kind of "special" sausage. So, alas, not as bad as pig lips or dried anchovies, but let's hope the concept of consuming congealed blood will be enough to garner us some favor from the Football Gods this week.
Unfortunately, the webcam was not an option last night, so you'll have to do with a couple of cell phone pics and a grainy video.
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Jesus Christ, Todd,
I’ve never even heard of that shit, but the fucking description alone made me cringe….very ballsy dude
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
by Thomas Walker Esq on Dec 4, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions
I am Irish...
so I have eaten quite a bit of this growing up. It is not bad, but it is not something that I wake up each day and say “I would love me some black pudding today”. Although I have never eaten it uncooked like you did, I imagine it is better when cooked. It tastes like a really rich, dense sausage to me.
by BamaGirlinDallas on Dec 4, 2009 1:27 PM CST reply actions
WC Draw
I know one of you guys is into it. The US got a sweet WC draw today: England, Algeria, Slovenia
Yeah.
I hate that we have to play England first as you like to get points in your first game, but it was probably one of the best draws we’ve ever gotten at a major tournament.
All right, guys...
… let’s not be pussies about this.
"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman
by outsidethesidelines on Dec 4, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
There's no sport in the world...
…where home field advantage is more important. Definitely can’t be a pussy to play in conditions like these or where the game isn’t even stopped while the stadium is on fire.
One thing
is you don’t nibble, you take champion bites, well done, sir.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
I had blood pudding while visiting
Ireland. I tried it only because I didn’t want to insult my hosts. It was actually kinda good.
I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.
I never have understood the British.
If you are going to call it pudding, then it should be in pudding form. Same thing with chips, etc…
ok, so maybe we’re the ones who changed things, but still, it doesn’t seem right.
sometimes, change is a good thing
i.e. oral hygeine
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
by Thomas Walker Esq on Dec 4, 2009 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
Blood Pudding >
than terrible picture of the Aussie.
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 4, 2009 3:54 PM CST reply actions
right?
out of all those pictures which one’s the beauty?
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2009 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
She looks like
a peach-clad version of Jeffs’ crazy FLDS refugees.

"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 4, 2009 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
Sweet Lord Jesus!
those is some fugly bitches! The second from the left looks like Frida Kahlo’s evil stepsister

"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
by Thomas Walker Esq on Dec 4, 2009 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
They may be fugly
but he’s got a lot of ’em…
"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." -Crazy Legs Hirsch
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 4, 2009 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
ah, see now
you’re getting into the quality vs. quantity debate. Similarly, a male lion mates 100+ times daily, but a male pig’s orgasm last 30 minutes……i think i’d rather have quality, less chance of parts falling off
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
by Thomas Walker Esq on Dec 4, 2009 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
What part of a 30-minute orgasm
is not about quantity???
Lee Corso: How would you describe tailgating at Alabama?
Kirk Herbstreit: Barbecue and Ralph Lauren
by animalcracker on Dec 4, 2009 6:37 PM CST up reply actions
Oh god-fucking-damn you for posting that...
… Kahlo makes my damn skin crawl. I took some art class for my fine arts requirement at ’Bama, and I seriously about lost my lunch when they showed her work for the first time.
"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman
by outsidethesidelines on Dec 4, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
I, for one, hope that was good enough!
No gagging even…I hope this does it. It’s gonna have to be several steps up after we beat the gators though!
I want to know...
how all these crazy foods affected your shitting cycle…I can’t help but think some of this unusual cuisine had to tear you up pretting good huh?
We WIN!
Todd, my man? That there looks like a bigass log of shit from a can, and you ate that stuff? Bless you, boy. You’re our ace in the hole, sorta like-a? How’s your rectum holdin’ up? Sheeeesh!
"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

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