Preemptive Saban Speech

by mavant4 on Dec 7, 2009 10:31 AM CST

(at the press conference in Pasadena)

Good evening, before I take any questions I have a statement I'd like to make.

(clears throat)

My name is Nick Saban.

I'm the head football coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide.

Our colors are Crimson and White.

We practice and play in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, the mental health capitol of the state.

We play in the Southeastern Conference, the toughest conference in all of college football.

Our offense is called the Alabama Power Company.

Our weekends begin on Thursday.

The coeds outnumber the men, three-to-two. They're all good lookin' and they're all rich.

This season, we beat Virginia Tech on September 5th.

We beat Auburn on November 27th.

We beat everyone in-between.

We beat Florida in the SEC Championship in Atlanta, Georgia.

We beat Texas in Pasadena, California.

We are the 2009 NCAA football National Champions, and you guys ain't seen nothin' yet! Come back and see us next year!

ROLL TIDE!

(some of this speech was lifted from the late Erk Russell)

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Shush.

Lets not count our chickens ’till they hatch.

What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.

-Hank Hill

by Zoltar on Dec 7, 2009 10:36 AM CST reply actions

Beh

Saban would kick your shins for this garbage.

(the proccess) you

by rhinoskin on Dec 7, 2009 12:20 PM CST reply actions

This goes against all that Saban said on ESPN last night

Focus on Texas and nothing else. We have a championship to win. Business as usual.

I wouldn't piss off the boys from Alabama . . . DBT

by I hate UT on Dec 7, 2009 12:21 PM CST reply actions

I agree with the focus on Texas

Is is not going to be easy. I have saved a juicy embarrassing admission for the week before. Allowing myself to look just a little forward to next year. I dont think any team has ever gone undefeated for 3 years in the row in the SEC, and we have murders row:
9-4 San Jose State
9-11 Penn State
9-18 @ Duke
9-25 @ Arkansas
10-2 Florida
10-16 Mississippi
10-23 @ Tennessee
10-30 @ South Carolina
11-6 @ Louisiana State
11-13 Mississippi State
11-20 Georgia State
11-27 Auburn
I’m already fired up!!

by FloraBama on Dec 7, 2009 12:32 PM CST reply actions

by the time we get to LSU

we’ll have played 6 good teams out of 7 games. the bye is in a good spot. (we should whoop Fla’s ass @ home early on w our seniors back and theirs all in the NFL.). but those 3 SEC road games are killer, esp comin off the stretch of games before they start.

for the next five days there is nothing in my heart but hate. pure, untempered, ice-cold hate. fond memories are for saturday. - Kleph

by tempebamafan on Dec 7, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions