BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA

Poppin fresh violations. h/t Garnet and Black Attack

…that ‘Coach’ Kitten holds a press conference every week.

Guys at Washington did same same. It’s a common and minor violattion, but after running his mouth he looks pretty bad.

Is it just me or is everyone else tired of hearing about Kiffin too?

I don’t want to hear of him again until we beat that smirk off of his face in Tuscaloosa.

why is it a violation to turn on a smoke machine and hold a mock press conference?

Looking at ut comments, there seems to be a consensus that he’s ‘just joking’, and that everyone else is twisting this around and blowing it out of proportion. I try as best I can to look at situations from the other point of view, and normally you can see where they’re coming from, but in this case, I’m not getting it. Maybe he should have someone playing rim shots or a sitcom laugh track after these comments so the rest of us know when he’s kidding around.

Apparently, Mike Slive doesn’t have a very good sense of humor, either.

Anyone know how he is progressing? I know neck surgery is a big deal but I do not know exactly what he had done….wether he had a discectomy or a fusion with instrumentation….recovery is very subjective case by case with those type of procedures.

Will he play next season?

are all gonna look like jerks if this guy actually ends up winning at UT. What am I saying? BWWAAHHAHAHAAH LMAO that will never happen…

An extreme bout noisy silence accosts me at the moment! The kind that, if I were a cartoon character- there would be a word-balloon above my head filled with endless text icons, and exclamation points here and there for the really bad words. Stunned disbelief. Is this duncebucket for real? I sure did like him a lot better when he was an ass-kisser, his pomp and bravado have seriously supplanted his “football wunderkind” reputation that used to precede him. (and believe me folks, THAT’S HARD to do).

I shant shed any tear for any man who’s deficiencies in inter-personal skills are on the scale and scope of young Mr. Kiffin. I mean, here’s the thing: USC – to- Raiders? (the dude got the job ONLY because Al “Feel Me” Davis was turned down by THE BOY HE REALLY WANTED!) And now, UNEMPLOYMENT ROLLS to University of Tennessee? (well I’ll be an monkey’s uncle by marriage! some people at UT had their minds stolen. them folks over there are thieves, AS WELL as being skeezy). Boy oh boy, I’d hate to be a Vols-fan these days. In Knoxville, I hear there’s a pretty long line at the petty larceny window. (“Next!” – “Oh yeah, Hi! I’d like to deposit some guilt, and deposit some DENIAL please?”)

When are these redeemable people gonna come to? Can they ALL be this entirely OFF THEIR DOT? It’s gotten to the point, for me, where not only do I almost feel sorry for those retards- but still sinister in my comfortable hatred for them to wanna make t-shirt (puke-orange) with Lame’s face in the middle of the outline of a beer-mug with words underneath asking, “Is your glass half-empty yet?”

Didn’t I tell you kind folks that Lame is a maroon? What the homeslice GOTS TO DO IS, use some of his wunderkind-new-hire bonus money and go out there and buy himself SOME PERSPECTIVE!

(if and when Kittypussy gets fired from UT and is out looking for a new job, I could just hear the interviewer: “So, Mr. Kiffin- have you ever worked as a "boy” before?". . .)

ps: Hey Nico, yo! I ain’t got no address to send a package your way? What’s up Chuck, your fingers STUCK? Email me something! Later, li’l tater.

that’s “Oh yeah, Hi ! I’d like to deposit some guilt and withdraw some denial please?” {thinking of where I placed my wallet? i’m about to go to drink a vat of mochas, for fun. it IS wednesday, no? can’t. find. wallet. need. money. for. fix. . . . .GOT IT! “Okay, which one of you is most highly attracted to me?” . . . .hey! worked last time)