The Results Are In....
by Todd on Feb 12, 2009 11:00 AM CST
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Print...and even though I could pay attention to how you guys voted, instead I'm going to doctor the results (poorly!) and declare the one I wanted as the winner.
Thus concludes this year's exercise in pretending that I am anything less than a cruel blogtator. All hail our new sweetheart, Rachael Taylor!
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| Fools! After you cry babies whined and moaned about Snow for a year, did you really think I was going to give you a choice? |
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Todd...
You like the bitching and moaning….
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
Nay...
….I just like having the opportunity to teach you all an important lesson in not irritating your blog overlords.
fantastic...
I am extremely appreciative, and could be any more satisfied with this fantastic choice, Todd. From this same photoshoot, there is a pic of her in the same dress walking down the street with windblown hair, have it on my blackberry. She’s simply stunning.
(Just thought you should get some posoitve feedback)
but...
…you’ll get less of it this year, since the new sweetheart is much easier on the eyes than that blinding Snow we had to drive through last year. Well done, sir.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Feb 12, 2009 11:06 AM CST reply actions
Here here!
I retract my vote after seeing this picture. Hands down winner
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I'd just assume see Ms. Snow for another year
Got a dip in my stride, cuz you fear the tide.
by MobileBayCityRoller on Feb 12, 2009 11:21 AM CST reply actions
Just as soon see Snow?
Then move North, my friend, ‘cause we’ve had all the Snow we can handle down here. Sheesh.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Feb 12, 2009 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
They have...
…these doctors who specialize in helping people improve their vision called opthamologists. You should check that out some day.
Seriously, I’m not crazy about blondes usually, but calling them twins is like saying the same thing about Halle Berry and Nell Carter because they both have black hair.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Feb 12, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
nah...
they are both blonde…and they are both boring….that’s all I need to know. Didn’t get past that….
Hey
Farve, whats the name of that restaurant you like? You know, the one with all the goofy sh-t on the walls?
"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe
by Bens4vcobra on Feb 12, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
UHOH
Shenanigans have been called everyone grab a broom.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Yes...
on behalf of men who like non-toothpicks, I will second shenanigans. But, hell, Bilson needs a cheeseburger too, so there really was no option here. (BTW: Did vote for Taylor, based on the comparison pictures).
/prepares for pistol-whipping.
...Addicted to Facebook. Why, oh, why did I ever start an account?!...
by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 12, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
I'm
with ya there on the non-toothpicks as well.
"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe
Move
along people, nothing to see here.
"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe
She's
fine with me, and the fact that she’s an aussie makes her all the more appealing.
"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe
What does this year's bringer of obscurity...
…actually do? That’s three years in a row you’ve dug up people I’ve never even heard of until you put them on this blog.
by Nico2.0 on Feb 12, 2009 12:14 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Only the unimaginitive....
….go with people everyone has heard of. Also, you’ve only heard of Asian women.
Sick 'em! Get him, Nico!
Actually, on second thought you better lay off or we might get a reversion back to Snow just to spite us. Wait a minute, isn’t this a tripartite dictatorship?
by Bubba Chang on Feb 12, 2009 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
Win Win
Even though I voted on Bilson, Taylor is just fine with me. She at least has some sex appeal. I think I may have to have an afternoon cocktail and celebrate Snows extremely delayed departure. Although I do have an uneasy feeling that we have not seen the last of Snow. Please let us beat VT
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Lame
Ya’ll quit kissin’ Todd’s butt. Todd rules the way I would imagine Stewie from family guy would.
Racheal Taylor’s not bad, but I am still waiting for the “Ha Ha you dumbasses Snow is the sweetheart again” post. I would expect nothing less :(
What Would Don Draper Do?
we went undefeated in the regular season with snow every friday. you won’t hear me complain about her reign as RBR sweetheart.
And we lost in the SECCG and Sugar Bowl with Snow...
boo hiss!
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 12, 2009 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
Can we sacrifice her?
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 12, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
?
Can we sacrifice her it?
Why yes, BR7 we can. I hear there is a Volcano about to erupt in Alaska maybe we can trick her into jumping in.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
I am glad...
our National Signing Day went better than the Sweetheart Signing Day….no way Saban would take a one star…..(only kidding)
I can't believe
Comer hasn’t said his two cents yet! This sort of thing is right up his ally.
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
She's at least a helluva' lot more attractive than...
that gremlin-cum-baglady, Snow. She looks like a woman, not particularly attractive, but at least a woman.
I reserve the right to whine at a later date
BTW: Todd, why all the hate for curvaceous, ba-dunka-dunks? We all like soft women with a little meat on ’em :)
...Addicted to Facebook. Why, oh, why did I ever start an account?!...
by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 12, 2009 1:47 PM CST reply actions
I'm w/ ya Stu...
why did we even vote…should have known from last time
" Official Ambassador of RBR"
im going to go out on a limb and say
That was Todd’s goal the entire time.
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
He
rolled the dice but to no avail.
"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe
For all you who like women with more meat on their bones
Go here for the More Cushion Sweetheart
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"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
Now
thats what I’m talking about!
"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe
Here's some Eyebleach
This is what i’m talking about when i say more meat on the bones.
The lovely Christina Hendricks
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
by That Other Dave on Feb 12, 2009 3:01 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry
But hey at least it wasn’t a Rickroll
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
this sucks
im boycotting
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
Now you've gone and done it!!
Level heads will prevail Stu and Comer!! Hang on and all will be ok. I promise.
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
Gonna have to...
agree w/ Bammer on this Stu…Taylor is not that bad…she’s better than Snow no doubt
" Official Ambassador of RBR"
It's Crap.
Why have a community if you there is no democracy when one is implied… with a poll no less?!
WAR DAMN EAGLE!
You...
…need to lie down before you say something you’ll regret later…uh-oh, too late.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Feb 12, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
That's sacrilegious Stu!!
You knew Todd would do something like this…take it easy
" Official Ambassador of RBR"
uh.....Dude, you were my friend
:p
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 12, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
Aggghhhh been bogged down at work with budgets the last two weeks
Lets plan on next week. I’ll email ya.
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 12, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Dude....
Hey at least I have a job. not complaining. At all.
Plus just hired a manager, so he can take some of my work load.
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 12, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!
Think about the CHILDREN!!! (falls to his knees and screams towards the heavens…arms shaking vigorously)
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
Cover...
…your daughters eyes, bammer. It’s anarchy here.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Feb 12, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Oh
its a communityist all right.
"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe
Todd is on some bullshit shenanigans
SWEETHEART NAZI!!!!
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 12, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
did i hear shenanigans?
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
they have a really good corn beef of rye..
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I prefer Flingers.
They have better flair.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Feb 12, 2009 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
Goofy shit on the walls and mozeralla sticks
FTW
Seriously, we need another 1,000 post thread. Except we stop at 999 cause apparantely 1,000 helped us lose the sugar bowl :(
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 12, 2009 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
dang it...
i wanted to vote MeanBobMean for the next sweetheart
2008 Iron Bowl Bumper Sticker: Shut DOWN, Shut OUT, now SHUT UP!
Alabama 36 - Auburn 0
The "People's" Champ....
If any of you will admit to watching wrestling…the Rock used to be the “People’s Champion”, well, Bilson not only beat Ray-Troll Taylor…she destroyed her…105 to 35. So Bilson will be the “People’s Sweetheart”. (If that’s any consolation?)
We tried the "anti-sweetheart" last year after
the Snow debacle, but after three weeks it kinda got on my nerves and Todd was being kinda a sweetheart nazi…(yeah, I used that term three times already)
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 12, 2009 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
I try very, very hard....
I am glad you noticed
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 12, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
Does anyone even care anymore?
Todd just picks his favorite and sticks her up there every friday. No one has a say
36-0
I quit caring about RBR "Sweetheart"
Since that one pic of Snow scared me sober
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 12, 2009 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
It took Snow to do it!
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 12, 2009 5:12 PM CST up reply actions
ive been sober for 2 weeks now
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I have been since January 2nd
Except for a couple of beers – and I do mean 2 – during the superbowl.
Moving into the house has taken all my energy, even my energy to want to drink.
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 12, 2009 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
oh i was just joking
i actually am sitting in the office drinking right now, just to piss my secretary off tom morning when she walks in and her desk is covered with beer cans. a few “upstanding citizens in the bussiness community” are up here and we are watching tv, talking about how stupid the economy is, and wondering if we could get fired for our actions, and about women. im dating one of guys wifes best friend, shes a hottie
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
This was admittedly
entirely expected.
I actually checked the results before voting, saw Bilson was winning handily, and knew Todd would pull shenanigans.
So I voted for Taylor, hoping that if it evened out he might bow to the will of the people.
And we saw how that worked out.
What happens if?
What happens if we lose the first 3 in a row. Does the dictatorship continue this nonsense and make a switch? Or are the rest of us just supposed to deal with a shitty season? In this dictatorship, could there be a coup? Maybe comer or bammer could fanpost their own sweetheart every Friday. I only started reading last year, so I don’t know how this works during hard times.
Oomph, oomph, oomph!
Friday’s and HER? Damn straight I’m gonna be here! (holla!)
"I was INVERTED!" -Maverick in Top Gun
I have no dog in this fight...
…but you guys should not be surprised by this outcome. The dictator that is Todd recently commented that he had already chosen the 2009 Sweetheart. Ya’ll’s comments have been hilarious. Be happy you do not suffer EVERY Friday like the ladies of RBR do when Führer Todd attempts to put up beefcake.
P.S. CaptStu – you must give up your BAMA card. There is absolutely no excuse in EVAH saying WDE!!! I can’t bring myself to even type it out!!!
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
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