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Did Anyone watch Amazing Race last Nite

They are introducing the players and there is a couple that is talking with a southern drawl. Immediately, I am thinking, maybe I will root for these guys. Later, on the first day, they show this couple on a train and he is yelling at this totally hot chick, calling her an idiot basically and they are barely out of the gate. I'm thinking this guy is some kind of an a--hole and I sure won't be rooting for them. Next shot they are in - he is wearing an Auburn sweatshirt and I said to my girl friend - now I know why he is such a jerk. At the end of the show, guess what - They are the first team eliminated. They have on these pukey orange shirts and sweats, he has on his pukey Awbun hat turned backwards and they are gone. What is so bad is there are some pretty awful teams that they should have beaten on the first day at least. I loved it. Thank god I won't have to watch that pukey Awbun crap the whole season - Good Riddance.

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I know!

It was sooo awesome to watch that look on his face when he was eliminated. My wife just sat there and shook her head when I was screaming buh-bye to them!

by bbbmaker on Feb 16, 2009 9:25 AM CST reply actions  

Knowing absolutely nothing about the show...

I assume they receive a large sum of money for winning the race…

Maybe, just maybe, he was evicted out of his single-wide on Wire Road, and that Sociology degree couldn’t land him a job paying more than minimum wage (and even the Barnie redneck students couldn’t raise enough money at the weekly rodeos Opelika Polytechnic Institute holds)… hence the reason he auditioned for the show and FAILED epically!

That’s a typical Barnie for you. Good riddance douche bags, much like your football program’s relevance and WINNING STREAK OVER AN NCAA AND COACHING BELEAGUERED ALABAMA TEAM!

by TaylorTot on Feb 16, 2009 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

thought that was funny.

Oh, and former NFL cheerleaders FTW…

"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe

by Bens4vcobra on Feb 16, 2009 10:05 AM CST reply actions  

It always takes me about 3 episodes

To figure out who i like on that show. I like the Gay dad and his Gay Son the best so far, i think.

It was great to see those Aubs go home on the first day. No way should they have been beat out by those old Couch Burners who can’t find their way to the pitstop with out a major miracle.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

by That Other Dave on Feb 16, 2009 11:12 AM CST reply actions  

The gay dad and his gay son?!

Thank God I don’t watch that show.

What Would Don Draper Do?

by BamaReturns07 on Feb 16, 2009 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh come on...

Don’t judge someone by their sexual orientation… In general, on that show, the teams i’ve liked the most in years past have been the black couples, the gay couples, and the redneck couples, or the Hippies because while they are competitive, they aren’t outright manipulative.

It’s generally the straight white athletic couples like the Auburn guy and his GF who come off as a-holes, with the dude almost always browbeating his female partner. (Full Disclosure, I could never go on that show because i tend to yell when frustrated too.)

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

by That Other Dave on Feb 17, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I personally . . .

. . . would not go on that show as I am ignorant, slow, overweight and out of shape. Those are qualities the camera does not diminish when turned upon the subject, regardless of what anyone posits upon the tympanic page.

Oh, you know, it strikes me that “Amazing race—SEC Couples” could be a hit.

by MeanBobMean on Feb 17, 2009 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Or

“Amazing race – Couples – SEC Coaches”

"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe

by Bens4vcobra on Feb 17, 2009 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

The gay dad and his gay son

You know, we all go through hardships and make sacrifices for our kids. But for most parents, that all starts after conception, not during.

By the way, the son is Jack Black’s roommate from School of Rock.

by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 16, 2009 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

He's

actually the guy who wrote the movie.

"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe

by Bens4vcobra on Feb 17, 2009 4:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Typical Barners...

…showing their A$$. They’re gone just like their 3 points in the Iron Bowl.

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Feb 16, 2009 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

My wife and kids . . .

Love that show. The cheese carrying portion had them howling.

by MeanBobMean on Feb 17, 2009 7:37 AM CST reply actions  

I know, right?

I was sure the Couch Burners were going to be out of luck, but that dude had the right Idea with making it a sled.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

by That Other Dave on Feb 17, 2009 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

They won’t last long.

by MeanBobMean on Feb 17, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

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