An Offseason Im Bored Game
by bammer on Feb 18, 2009 2:15 PM CST
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PrintIts been pretty boring around here and I have seen this game played at other sites. Its an ongoing thing and can get pretty funny as it progresses. If you like the idea REC this bad boy! Here is how it works:
Each person adds 4 words to add to the story that we ALL will write. Example:
One day I saw...
One day I saw a man crossing the...
One day I saw a man crossing the line during a cock fight....
One day I saw a man crossing the line during a cock fight and a rooster tore...
One day I saw a man crossing the line during a cock fight and a rooster tore his eye right out...
Pretty easy but can get quite interesting...Ill start us off..
I was dreaming about...
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I was dreaming about
Coach Saban’s White Stallion
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out
by NiceLittleSaturday on Feb 18, 2009 3:31 PM CST reply actions
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out
my cellphone to call
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out
my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out
my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s, he answered “your beautiful”
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out
my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was
by NiceLittleSaturday on Feb 18, 2009 3:45 PM CST reply actions
he answered "your beautiful"
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out
my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “your beautiful”
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?"
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by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 18, 2009 3:51 PM CST reply actions
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” To which she answered, “I would, but you broke the ‘four word maximum’ rule”.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Seriously though...
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.”
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He siad, “Payton did”
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did"
So Then Mount Cody
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did". So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated
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by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 18, 2009 5:48 PM CST reply actions
sorry about the four word rule.
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by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 18, 2009 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes (need a frigging spell checker in here) little boys in Africa
(ok it’s more than 4 words – sue me)
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did". So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson
36-0
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair
2008 Iron Bowl Bumper Sticker: Shut DOWN, Shut OUT, now SHUT UP!
Alabama 36 - Auburn 0
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did". So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair
sizzled like Bill and Monica
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did". So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up
to see Julio Jones
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did". So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
my bad
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did". So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of
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by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 19, 2009 1:11 PM CST reply actions
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did". So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning
by NiceLittleSaturday on Feb 19, 2009 3:19 PM CST reply actions
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest
...Addicted to Facebook. Why, oh, why did I ever start an account?!...
by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 19, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did". So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did". So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout " / "funeral”.
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did". So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout " / "funeral".
and on Signing Day
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout " / "funeral” and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did". So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout " / "funeral" and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Feb 20, 2009 10:07 AM CST reply actions
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout " / "funeral” and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid i
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did". So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout " / "funeral" and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid i pourd on the barners
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout " / "funeral” and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid i pourd on the barners didn’t smolder as expected
...Addicted to Facebook. Why, oh, why did I ever start an account?!...
by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 20, 2009 10:29 AM CST reply actions
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did". So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout " / "funeral" and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid i pourd on the barners didn’t smolder as expected. So I decided to burn
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did". So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout " / "funeral" and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid i pourd on the barners didn’t smolder as expected So I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout " / "funeral” and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid i pourd on the barners didn’t smolder as expected So I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was
...Addicted to Facebook. Why, oh, why did I ever start an account?!...
by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 20, 2009 12:12 PM CST reply actions
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, "Peyton did". So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout " / "funeral" and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid i pourd on the barners didn’t smolder as expected So I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(Hiccup). It was only 3:00 PM, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s office, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful…in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, “Peyton did”. So Then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout " / "funeral” and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid i pourd on the barners didn’t smolder as expected So I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you pleasecome join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting
Well, are you gonna pull them pistols, or whistle dixie?
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you pleasecome join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you pleasecome join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind.
She was giving a Wobbly H
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you pleasecome join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you pleasecome join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you pleasecome join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking
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I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you pleasecome join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does?
by NiceLittleSaturday on Feb 21, 2009 8:57 PM CST reply actions
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you pleasecome join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you pleasecome join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and
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Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
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I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you pleasecome join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes
2008 Iron Bowl Bumper Sticker: Shut DOWN, Shut OUT, now SHUT UP!
Alabama 36 - Auburn 0
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
by BixBeiderbecke on Feb 22, 2009 10:36 PM CST reply actions
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after
What Would Don Draper Do?
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet
What Would Don Draper Do?
When we finish, this is my new sig.
What Would Don Draper Do?
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 23, 2009 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
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I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet
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I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 23, 2009 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins.
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton,
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from
ChineseDentist ez my heros!
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, "If
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, "If we wanted two wusses
ChineseDentist ez my heros!
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, "If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
by BixBeiderbecke on Feb 23, 2009 10:09 PM CST reply actions
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, "If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
nice Newkirk reference
ChineseDentist ez my heros!
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 24, 2009 9:22 AM CST up reply actions
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, "If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk, we would’ve named our
ChineseDentist ez my heros!
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, "If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk, we would’ve named our child after a UT player
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, “If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk, we would’ve named our child after a UT player girly Mcgirly girl.” Meat
ChineseDentist ez my heros!
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, "If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk, we would’ve named our child after a UT player girly Mcgirly girl." Meat its what I have for dinner"
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, “If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk, we would’ve named our child after a UT player girly Mcgirly girl.” Meat its what I have for dinner". Oh yeah! Football! 2009
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
by BixBeiderbecke on Feb 24, 2009 10:11 AM CST reply actions
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, "If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk, we would’ve named our child after a UT player girly Mcgirly girl." Meat its what I have for dinner". Oh yeah! Football! 2009 is so far that I’m
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
EDIT!!
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, "If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk, we would’ve named our child after a UT player girly Mcgirly girl." Meat its what I have for dinner". Oh yeah! Football! 2009 is so far away
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, “If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk, we would’ve named our child after a UT player girly Mcgirly girl.” Meat its what I have for dinner". Oh yeah! Football! 2009 is so far away, I kill time eating
ChineseDentist ez my heros!
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, "If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk, we would’ve named our child after a UT player girly Mcgirly girl." Meat its what I have for dinner". Oh yeah! Football! 2009 is so far away, I kill time eating barners for breakfast. Cupcakes
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, “If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk, we would’ve named our child after a UT player girly Mcgirly girl.” Meat its what I have for dinner". Oh yeah! Football! 2009 is so far away, I kill time eating barners for breakfast. Cupcakes are like mana from
ChineseDentist ez my heros!
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, "If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk, we would’ve named our child after a UT player girly Mcgirly girl." Meat its what I have for dinner". Oh yeah! Football! 2009 is so far away, I kill time eating barners for breakfast. Cupcakes are like mana from my pants, ever try
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, “If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk, we would’ve named our child after a UT player girly Mcgirly girl.” Meat its what I have for dinner". Oh yeah! Football! 2009 is so far away, I kill time eating barners for breakfast. Cupcakes are like mana from my pants, ever try doing the tango in March?
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, "If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk, we would’ve named our child after a UT player girly Mcgirly girl." Meat its what I have for dinner". Oh yeah! Football! 2009 is so far away, I kill time eating barners for breakfast. Cupcakes are like mana from my pants, ever try doing the tango in March? That last sentence ended
ChineseDentist ez my heros!
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, "you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?" She then answered him, "Eli wouldn’t like that." He said, "Peyton did". So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking "that dog is ugly", pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the "Blackout"/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, “If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk, we would’ve named our child after a UT player girly Mcgirly girl.” Meat its what I have for dinner". Oh yeah! Football! 2009 is so far away, I kill time eating barners for breakfast. Cupcakes are like mana from my pants, ever try doing the tango in March? That last sentence ended all hopes of this thing
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I was dreaming about Coach Saban’s White Stallion running over an Auburn mascot while Fluker charged in and beat the piss out of Kiffikins as I drink Jack with Kenny Stabler, who says to me. I’m not drunk(hiccup). It was only 3:00 pm, so I whipped out my cellphone to call Namath, at Suzy Kolber’s iffice, where he was, he answered, “you’re beautiful … in your Japanese Man Thong, won’t you please come join us?” She then answered him, “Eli wouldn’t like that.” He said, “Peyton did”. So then Mount Cody decided to go with Brian Cook’s very inebriated diatribe about Tim Tebow being gay cause he circumcizes little boys in Africa and blows Gary Danielson since Kirk Herbstreit’s affair sizzled like Bill and Monica at a cigar shop.
I then woke up to see Julio Jones on ESPN talking about how Obama’s stimulus plan was going to destroy Julio’s planned takeover of the Heisman race. Suddenly I felt a burning sensation in my chest because Corso was talking “that dog is ugly”, pissing off UGA fans kinda like CNS did at the “Blackout”/funeral and on Signing Day.
It is obvious that we need much therapy. Because the acid I poured on the barners didn’t smolder as expected so I decided to burn a fatty with Phelps. Thank goodness I was wearing my man thong, cause he tried to eat Dorito’s while hitting Erin Andrews from behind. She was giving a Wobbly H, which was quite delicious. I didn’t know what Bruce Pearl was thinking, but then who does? No one cares, UT hugs Kiffikins’ nuts and Andre Smith’s behavior epitomizes why his Wonderlic score is lower than the Dow-Jones 10/24/1929! So, F_CK those capitalists.
The understatement of the cuban Saban smoked after beating Auburn 36-0 is sweeter than 29-9 beatdown of Rockytop. Obama’s cabinet are so retarded to believe he’s any more qualified than Kiffikins. Im sure a dead horse gets kicked more often. Clinton …..oh god not Clinton, with his elvis hair and Chamberlain-esqe sex life….enjoyed interns and staining sheets and office carpet.
Now back to football after this message from Ricky Bobby, "If we wanted two wusses, one named Philip McKracken; the other Ingrid Newkirk, we would’ve named our child after a UT player girly Mcgirly girl." Meat its what I have for dinner". Oh yeah! Football! 2009 is so far away, I kill time eating barners for breakfast. Cupcakes are like mana from my pants, ever try doing the tango in March? That last sentence ended all hopes of this thing remotely resembling a story.
ChineseDentist ez my heros!
Although the first two paragraphs are GOLD!
ChineseDentist ez my heros!
by BamaReturns07 on Feb 24, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
Good point BR07...
I think that one is dead…lets start a new one…Who would like to start?
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
I will
On November 29, 2009
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
Dammit
Lets go with
On November 28, 2009..
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Feb 24, 2009 10:07 PM CST reply actions
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like
...Addicted to Facebook. Why, oh, why did I ever start an account?!...
by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 25, 2009 9:58 AM CST reply actions
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos
...Addicted to Facebook. Why, oh, why did I ever start an account?!...
by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 25, 2009 11:02 AM CST reply actions
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary.
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by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 25, 2009 3:35 PM CST reply actions
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim “The Toolman” Taylor.
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. Tool Time was an
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came
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by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 26, 2009 6:12 PM CST reply actions
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose "I did not have
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose "I did not have sexual relations with that
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson”. Mike Price
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson". Mike Price and the stripper had
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson”. Mike Price and the stripper rang up quite a bill
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson". Mike Price and the stripper rang up quite a bill, and Mal suggested Dr. Phil
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
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"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson”. Mike Price and the stripper rang up quite a bill, and Mal suggested Dr. Phil. Strippers, Prostitutes, bolting coaches behind;
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson". Mike Price and the stripper rang up quite a bill, and Mal suggested Dr. Phil. Strippers, Prostitutes, bolting coaches behind; I wouldn’t want to
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by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 28, 2009 11:36 AM CST reply actions
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson”. Mike Price and the stripper rang up quite a bill, and Mal suggested Dr. Phil. Strippers, Prostitutes, bolting coaches behind; I wouldn’t want to go thru that again.
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson". Mike Price and the stripper rang up quite a bill, and Mal suggested Dr. Phil. Strippers, Prostitutes, bolting coaches behind; I wouldn’t want to go thru that again. which leads us to
The same things win that always won, and we just have a bunch of new excuses as to why we didnt achieve it!!! RDT
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson”. Mike Price and the stripper rang up quite a bill, and Mal suggested Dr. Phil. Strippers, Prostitutes, bolting coaches behind; I wouldn’t want to go thru that again. which leads us to a fresh start.
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson". Mike Price and the stripper rang up quite a bill, and Mal suggested Dr. Phil. Strippers, Prostitutes, bolting coaches behind; I wouldn’t want to go thru that again. which leads us to a fresh start. Saban will lead us
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson”. Mike Price and the stripper rang up quite a bill, and Mal suggested Dr. Phil. Strippers, Prostitutes, bolting coaches behind; I wouldn’t want to go thru that again. which leads us to a fresh start. Saban will lead us to the 13th, and
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson". Mike Price and the stripper rang up quite a bill, and Mal suggested Dr. Phil. Strippers, Prostitutes, bolting coaches behind; I wouldn’t want to go thru that again. which leads us to a fresh start. Saban will lead us to the 13th, and 14th and 15th and
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson”. Mike Price and the stripper rang up quite a bill, and Mal suggested Dr. Phil. Strippers, Prostitutes, bolting coaches behind; I wouldn’t want to go thru that again. which leads us to a fresh start. Saban will lead us to the 13th, and 14th and 15th and a statue next to Gene.
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson". Mike Price and the stripper rang up quite a bill, and Mal suggested Dr. Phil. Strippers, Prostitutes, bolting coaches behind; I wouldn’t want to go thru that again. which leads us to a fresh start. Saban will lead us to the 13th, and 14th and 15th and a statue next to Gene. We will never forget
When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson”. Mike Price and the stripper rang up quite a bill, and Mal suggested Dr. Phil. Strippers, Prostitutes, bolting coaches behind; I wouldn’t want to go thru that again. which leads us to a fresh start. Saban will lead us to the 13th, and 14th and 15th and a statue next to Gene. We will never forget the day we handed the barn
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
On November 28, 2009 a beat down occurred. That days still ,fuzzy from too much jack and dickel, was a dream! Chizik was ran out of Iowa and into a Barn where a bunch of cows embraced him like Dye embraces his George Dickel. The barn had to lower academic standards when they realized Saban beats their boys like Dye does his wife because she wont wear her Nick Saban underoos to the pasture like Jackson did. Meanwhile, Kiffin is scared out of his feeble excuse for a mind, ’cuz Scooby is scary. Velma and Shaggy cant hold a thing on Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. Tool Time was an entertaining show during Bama’s resurgence. Then along came Dawson’s Creek and Dubose "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Deborah Gibson". Mike Price and the stripper rang up quite a bill, and Mal suggested Dr. Phil. Strippers, Prostitutes, bolting coaches behind; I wouldn’t want to go thru that again. which leads us to a fresh start. Saban will lead us to the 13th, and 14th and 15th and a statue next to Gene. We will never forget the day we handed the barn their dentures and peoples champions
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
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