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HEY TODD, MY POINT.....PROVEN

Since Todd seems to think his taste in women is godly compared to the great users of this site.....the point i have been trying to prove since last year was just proven in my admin class......

So i open up RBR in class, and what do you know, they guy next to me leans over and says, "who is that?" (mind you with the look simmilar to a sunday morning and seeing what you woke up with) I said Rachel Taylor, his next comment was "dude, thats nasty"

 

Let me hit you with some beauty

 

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You live in Tennessee...

…they think orange is beautiful. MY POINT….PROVEN.

by Todd on Feb 25, 2009 9:21 AM CST reply actions  

but we can agree on Jessica?

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."

by comer4tide on Feb 25, 2009 9:33 AM CST reply actions  

i was begining to wounder if they were working right

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."

by comer4tide on Feb 25, 2009 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

"Quiet You"

I pictured Mr. Peabody in my mind when i read this, then i LOL’d.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

by That Other Dave on Feb 25, 2009 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Thirded

ChineseDentist ez my heros!

by BamaReturns07 on Feb 25, 2009 11:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Honestly, comer.

We all know that the women Todd picks are, well, um, not anyone’s first choice. At this point, I think the more that we resist and complain about it, the more satisfaction he gets. You see, whenever he can unilaterally overrule polls and exercise his own will, his ePenis grows. Likewise, whenever this authoritarian action is resisted or complained about, his ePenis grows. All you’re doing is reinforcing the anti-democratic regime by giving it (Todd) a power trip when you complain about the RBR Semi-sweet-but-we-can-do-so-much-better—-heart.

by Bama philosophe on Feb 25, 2009 11:52 AM CST reply actions  

Hammer.Hit.Nail.

My problem now is with Nico. He doesn’t like the new Sweetheart, he didn’t like the last, AND he puts up good beefcake for the ladies, so HE should overrule Führer Todd.

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Feb 25, 2009 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

it just grew a few inches there...

When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.

by bammer on Feb 25, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

So are you saying that Comer is making

Todd’s e-Penis grow?

ChineseDentist ez my heros!

by BamaReturns07 on Feb 25, 2009 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

thats what it sounds like to me

and im not cool with that

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."

by comer4tide on Feb 25, 2009 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Neither am I

I feel uncomfortable.

Comer, is Todd touching you in uncomfortable places? This is the honesty tree, you can say whatever you want and no one can hurt you.

ChineseDentist ez my heros!

by BamaReturns07 on Feb 25, 2009 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

his ePenis

growing at odd times is really bothering me

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."

by comer4tide on Feb 26, 2009 7:57 AM CST up reply actions  

all

this talk about ePenis is making me eSick

When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.

by bammer on Feb 26, 2009 8:48 AM CST up reply actions  

How

do we know he hasn’t already been on that show? I have no idea what you fools look like.

"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe

by Bens4vcobra on Feb 26, 2009 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

eDICK-TATOR TODD......

has spoken, so let it be written, so let it be done. Your pick for RBR sweetheart is right on. Well played sir, well played.

Well, are you gonna pull them pistols, or whistle dixie?

by jtCRIMSON on Feb 25, 2009 1:39 PM CST reply actions  

All I'm going to say is

there is way too much talk about ePenis’ and eDick here…. I feel like I’m playing World of Warcraft

"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.

by morri029 on Feb 25, 2009 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

I'm not sure what's more deluded...

The WE are AUBURN stuff, or WoW.

...Addicted to Facebook. Why, oh, why did I ever start an account?!...

by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 26, 2009 7:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Stealing Marshall's slogan

I guess losing the Iron Bowl by 36 points is comparable to your whole football team dying in a horrible plane crash. The only difference being that Auburn deserved their tragedy.

"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe

by Bens4vcobra on Feb 26, 2009 8:13 AM CST up reply actions  

There is a...

…WE ARE ALABAMA T-shirt for sale at Wal Mart in B’ham, so it’s not just the Barn.

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Feb 26, 2009 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

god

 i think every team has jacked that slogan…

When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.

by bammer on Feb 26, 2009 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Whooga! Irony Alert...

you mean, highjacked that slogan, right?

...Addicted to Facebook. Why, oh, why did I ever start an account?!...

by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 26, 2009 12:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Fitting

As Auburn suffered a beatdown of Leroy Jenkins porportions in this year’s Iron Bowl.

by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 26, 2009 4:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Ill say this...

Am i happy with the new sweet heart? not really. I feel we could have done much better. BUT! Is she better than Snow…that would be a huge HELZ YEAH!!

When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.

by bammer on Feb 25, 2009 2:17 PM CST reply actions  

They are both....

pretty plain and boring. Maybe the uglier the girl, the better we will do.

RBR will just be stigmatized as not having very good taste in women. Other than that, this site rocks! And as long as our team is winning….who cares about the trolls posted here on Fridays?

by akbrown15 on Feb 25, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

niether of them is attractive

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."

by comer4tide on Feb 26, 2009 7:58 AM CST up reply actions  

sorry

but they are a lot better than that jail bait of child you nominated! Boom roasted!

When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.

by bammer on Feb 26, 2009 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Tru dat

I think we’ll see comer sometime in the near future on Dateline with Chris Hansen…

Comer: Yeah, uh, is Taylor here? I came over to, uh, you know, um, watch a movie with her.

Chris Hansen: Mind telling me what you’re doing here? Why dont’cha go ahead and take a seat. Go on, take a seat.

Comer: bolts for door gets tackled by cops

by Bama philosophe on Feb 26, 2009 11:27 AM CST up reply actions  

you're as sick as Comer..

watching a grown man watch a movie with a reporter dude…just sick

When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.

by bammer on Feb 26, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

ChineseDentist ez my heros!

by BamaReturns07 on Feb 26, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Considering

the year we had with Snow, I would’ve been fine just keeping her for another season. Its not like I don’t have access to visuals of uber-hot chickage at my fingertips.

"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe

by Bens4vcobra on Feb 25, 2009 3:08 PM CST reply actions  

true...

but this is RBR…not some two bit porn site…we deserve the best!

When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.

by bammer on Feb 25, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I just love the accent....

Not all Aussie women have it as sweet as hers. Plus, I was channel surfing the other day when “John Tucker must Die” came on, and I ask my daughter who the cute blond was? When she said Snow, I about feel out, what happened to her?

Well, are you gonna pull them pistols, or whistle dixie?

by jtCRIMSON on Feb 25, 2009 3:15 PM CST reply actions  

I'm a normal guy and my wife his way hotter than our current sweetheart and snow. WAY HOTTER.

Those girls are just normal. You see women like them any day of the week. To be honest they wouldn’t even be top tier down here in florida. Maybe up north where the epidemic of kankles is going on.

by Charmin519 on Feb 26, 2009 1:10 PM CST reply actions  

"...my wife his way hotter than our current sweetheart and snow. WAY HOTTER."

PROVE IT!! BACK IT UP! POST PICS!

"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe

by Bens4vcobra on Feb 26, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah...

….cause that’s not creepy.

by Todd on Feb 26, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey

when you say something like “way hotter” you best be ready to back dat sh$% up.

"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe

by Bens4vcobra on Feb 26, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Go

to photobucket.com and create an account if you don’t already have one. Upload them from your computer and it will then allow you to post photos using a url.

"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." - Gordie Howe

by Bens4vcobra on Feb 26, 2009 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I am sure...

..that your wife is really attractive….but comparing her to Snow and the new girl, that doesn’t take a whole lot. I saw a few girls working at the Waffle House this morning that were hotter. lol j/k. By the way, I have to back you up on the FL thing. I live in Tampa, and while most people here know absolute zilch about football, hot women are definitely more abundant here than anywhere I’ve been. So…I guess they have that going for them.

by akbrown15 on Feb 26, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Jackson's

I used to go to Jackson’s just about every weekend. However, I’ve only been there once in the past year or so. Always hot girls…

by akbrown15 on Feb 26, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

The talent is just better in the south. Even in Mobile and Baldwin county alabama the talent was outstanding

I’ve been to

Denver
NYC
Boston
Baltimore
DC
Philly
Pitt
Bristol
and so many places and I’ve never been to any of these places and saw ALOT of good looking women. Never. To be honest women in Boston were the worst it just amazed me and the only woman who I thought was outstanding ended up being from Bulgaria in Eastern Europe and my buddy officially fenced that in for good last month. DC is nothing but kankles except for the 1000 people who run and exercise in the park.

by Charmin519 on Feb 26, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Charmin...

I didn’t think there was another Tampa Bay Buccaneer, Tampa Bay Lightning, Atlanta Braves (and Rays) and Alabama Crimson Tide fan alive other than myself….wow…I am shocked. I hated to see Brooks go, even though I knew the day was coming soon. I think the Glazers are just not wanting to spend money (coaches or players)

by akbrown15 on Feb 26, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Being from Alabama I think Tampa is awesom. So many sports games

Braves game in Dunedin on Saturday
Yankees v. USA next tuesday
Lighting v. Maple Leafs on 3/17
plus i got weekend plan for rays season tickets.

I’m not real high on the bucs game. Each time I go some drunk ass talks to much to impress my wife and I’ve almost gone to jail everytime I’ve been to Raymond James. Even preseason gets intense.

Where do you live at? I live out in Brandon by the mall.

by Charmin519 on Feb 26, 2009 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

I live in the Pavilion off of Hwy 301 and Falkenburg road, work at Highland Manor off of MLK/I75….basically I am about 3-5 minutes to the mall. I also got the Saturday package/Season tix for the Rays. Crazy stuff. I had season Tix for the Bucs the past 6 years, gave them up the year before last…as they were getting too expensive. Stadium club is wanting $2000 a seat. Had a lot of fun, as the Bucs games basically becomes like going to a bar, just hanging out by the ship for the entire second half…. Had good times though….great tailgating.

by akbrown15 on Feb 26, 2009 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude I live off 301 at Courtney Palms

Crazy stuff. Where are your rays tickets at?

by Charmin519 on Feb 26, 2009 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

SECTION 214 (press level) on rays side of the field.

I should have done the parking deal. You think they still let me get the parking pass this late? We should meet up sometime at a Rays game. YOU ever go to that Shoot Straight gun store up the road by THE BULL?

by Charmin519 on Feb 28, 2009 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I have....

never been to the gun store, but I have been to the Bull a few times. There are also some talented women in there from time to time :) I would definitely like to meet up at a Rays game. My buddy (that I have tix with) and I normally hit up Ferg’s before the games for a beer or two. You can reach me at akbrown15@tampabay.rr.com

by akbrown15 on Mar 1, 2009 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

umm...

you literally live about a mile away…wtf?

by akbrown15 on Feb 26, 2009 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Uhhh

my family lives in Tampa. Lived in largo off Eastbay for about 10 years now live in Dudenin in a LARGE apartment complex – brother and sister – and mom and younger brother live in Safety Harbor.

ChineseDentist ez my heros!

by BamaReturns07 on Feb 26, 2009 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm splitting my time...

…between Brooksville north of Tampa where my mother lives and Madeira Beach where I’m working. Damn, I wish they would finish that construction by the airport and Raymond James.

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Feb 26, 2009 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Brooksville to Madeira Beach is a....

bit of a drive each day eh? My mom lives at Madeira Norte (condos) across from John’s Pass…I say we start a Crimson Tide Fan Club Tampa style…lol. And to think (up until last year) I watched the Bama games alone (because Gator fans are too obnoxious and clueless, which most of my friends are Gators, Noles, or Bulls)….funny stuff.

by akbrown15 on Feb 26, 2009 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually stay in Madeira Beach...

…a couple nights a week. I’m all for the Tide Fan Club, but I can’t watch games with the club this season. I just bought a small RV and I’ll be tailgating every game. I think I’m going to write a book about it. Oh wait, that’s already been done. Warren St. John is gonna have nothin’ on me and LittleSis!!!

"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!

by bamavicki on Feb 26, 2009 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

see...

..she scares me, i’m tellin’ ya

2008 Iron Bowl Bumper Sticker: Shut DOWN, Shut OUT, now SHUT UP!
Alabama 36 - Auburn 0

by LittleSis on Feb 26, 2009 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Never Realized

how many Tampa people were on here. I’m in South Tampa myself. I myself am a transplant from god’s country dragged here by my wife.

Roll Tide!!

by touncy28 on Feb 26, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah..

i thought she looked familiar..

kidding of course…

When you are an Alabama fan you are expected to hate Auburn, I hate Tennessee because I want to.

by bammer on Feb 26, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't even know who that was.

I had to look it up………My wife is not her but I’m thinking that’s a compliment. Like I said, our sweetheart is cute but very very normal. Accents are hot at first and then they get annoying.

by Charmin519 on Feb 26, 2009 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta' go with Charmin..

His wife IS hotter than TaylorSnow. Even Sterger is hotter. (We call her a skank, but don’t lie, you’d let her park her shoes under your futon).

...Addicted to Facebook. Why, oh, why did I ever start an account?!...

by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 26, 2009 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure thang...

She grew up in Tampa, went to USF, then FSU…became famous for the way she dressed (or lack there of) at FSU games. Then became an internet sensation, followed up by posing for Playboy, then got a job with Fox Sports covering college football or something like that….rags to riches…lol. The girls at UF, FSU, USF, Bucs games all about the same..but I’d take a respectable girl in a sun dress any day….;-)

by akbrown15 on Feb 26, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

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