Tennesee's great staff
by Zoltar on Feb 5, 2009 5:29 PM CST
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They shall be known as the Super Best Friends of Knoxville!
Ed Orgeron. Powers- the ability to speak to coonasses and to insult recruits so that they go to Georgia.
Lance Thompson. Powers- the ability to leech off his boss then stab him in the back while cheating on his wife.
Monty Kiffin. Powers- fueled by Ensure, his genius intellect is protected by a Dependz exoskeleton.
and finally the leader of the pack...
Lame Kitten. Powers- none. He's too young, they haven't developed.
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One power has developed for the Lame Kitten
Dogs can lick their private parts, but the Kitten is an expert contortionist and has the ability to place not only his foot, but his entire leg, all the way up to buttocks, in his mouth.
marycontrary
He can't do the former though...
because said testicles haven’t dropped!
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 6, 2009 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
Lane Kiffin's
power is the ability to get high-paying jobs he’s completely unqualified for. I wish I could do that.
And the winner is....
BAMAGRAD!
Well played, sir.
by Bama philosophe on Feb 5, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
LMAO
“genius intellect is protected by a Dependz exoskeleton.” That’s some good s*** there.
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 6, 2009 11:25 AM CST reply actions
what i can't figure out ...
is how TWO women found LT attractive enough to sleep with…
2008 Iron Bowl Bumper Sticker: Shut DOWN, Shut OUT, now SHUT UP!
Alabama 36 - Auburn 0
Not saying that I’d ever do this, but I hear women with low self-esteem will sleep with pretty much anybody.
comer - ya there???
2008 Iron Bowl Bumper Sticker: Shut DOWN, Shut OUT, now SHUT UP!
Alabama 36 - Auburn 0
yes i am here
and i will say with a little alcohol and enough cash 99% of women will sleep with any man, just smooth talk and bs them and its on like donkey kong.
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
i'll have to take your word on that..
since women ain’t my thing. thank goodness some of us require dinner and a football game have higher standards.
2008 Iron Bowl Bumper Sticker: Shut DOWN, Shut OUT, now SHUT UP!
Alabama 36 - Auburn 0
How to get a woman
1. Win her parents
2. Have a body and face she likes to look at
3. Have hair and eyes that she likes
4. Smell Good
5. Don’t cheat on her or check out other girls in front of her (or at all)
6. Don’t act like too much of a guy
7. Have a sense of humor and always make witty comments that make her laugh
8. Do it to her good :-)
9. Put her ahead of every human being/thing on this earth
As Jack Torrance would say, “Words of wisdom, Lloyd, words of wisdom.”
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
10.
be (a) Bamagrad
2008 Iron Bowl Bumper Sticker: Shut DOWN, Shut OUT, now SHUT UP!
Alabama 36 - Auburn 0
or have season tickets haha
and a name on a building, that one usually works
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
Nice
I always wished Ten Hoor Hall was named after me.
MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--
BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.
In honor of our 13th National Championship...
…coming soon, I’ll add 4 to the list:
10. Have good teeth
11. Be a good kisser
12. Listen to her
13. BE A BAMA FAN
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
Your standards are set so low...
…no wonder you haven’t found one to take home to Mama!!!
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
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