They shall be known as the Super Best Friends of Knoxville!
Ed Orgeron. Powers- the ability to speak to coonasses and to insult recruits so that they go to Georgia.
Lance Thompson. Powers- the ability to leech off his boss then stab him in the back while cheating on his wife.
Monty Kiffin. Powers- fueled by Ensure, his genius intellect is protected by a Dependz exoskeleton.
and finally the leader of the pack...
Lame Kitten. Powers- none. He's too young, they haven't developed.