The 2,000 post "quick-quote" thread...and, GO!
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 4, 2009 3:28 PM CDT
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PrintYour quotes are to be no more than 1 sentence long, and can come from anywhere. This time, lets censor cussin' by #!%#* that S@$#! Anything is fair game, from movies and tv shows to cracks on others (although lets leave personal attacks out of it). Get creative, people! We have exactly two weeks until A-day to knock this out, and hopefully we can avoid like 500 posts at a time like last time so everyone can read what is written without a ton of posts being posted at once. Finally, any cracks on Whats-her-name-? gets double points!
I will start the thread off with...
"MMM, that's compelling, and rich!"
FanPosts are just that; posts created by the fans. They are in no way indicative of the opinions of SBN and the authors of Roll Bama Roll.
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2 meters?
I used to shoot wamprats with my T-16 back home, and they weren’t much bigger than 2 meters.
absense is to love what wind is to fire;
it extinquishes the small and inflames the great.
Bussy-Rabutin French Soldier & Writer (1618-1693)
(you didn’t say anything about semi-colons)
2008 Iron Bowl Bumper Sticker: Shut DOWN, Shut OUT, now SHUT UP!
Alabama 36 - Auburn 0
A blade sharpens on stone,
and man sharpens on man.
"The will to win compares little with the will to prepare to win." - The Bear
Been thinking about a new sig...
“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.”
Anonymous
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
vicki, did u dedicate that to me?
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
Absolutely NOT...
Chris, I’m so mad and disgusted with you right now, I can barely see straight. Unfortunately, I didn’t read your post on the Anthony Grant thread until it was off the front page, so you probably didn’t read my comments. Please go there and read and you might understand why I’m pissed.
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
You missed me...
…giving you hell, huh?
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
someone needs too
i may have gotten a little outta line without you around
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
That is a true statement...
I’ll try not to fall down on the job again.
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
Unless its outside of Egans!
Boom Roasted.
Love ya Vick!
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by BamaReturns07 on Apr 6, 2009 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Pot. Meet. Kettle
Mr. Broken Tooth.
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
At least I wasn't getting raped
by robocop
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by BamaReturns07 on Apr 7, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
eh, time to turn the page
and start with new material. Come on, there is so much of it out there!
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by BamaReturns07 on Apr 7, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I live my life by this.....
Procrastination is exactly like masturbation; it feels real good until you realize your just fu$king yourself!!!
I need thicker beer goggles
if Todd wants me to take Snow home tonight
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
When your pushed:
Killins as easy as breathin
Rambo
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
...and to think...
…my high school guidance counselor said I’d never amount to…“WAIT! THAT’S IT! GUIDANCE! SOURCE PROGRAMMABLE GUIDANCE!”
Serve up the gopher ball
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
Your talkin
To my boy all wrong and in the wrong tone. Keep on and I will stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
If Chuck Norris and Nick Saban got in to a fight, we would all have to hide underground. For 7 months the earth would be uninhabitable, ash would rain from the sky, sonic booms could be heard in the distance, and skeletons of those who were unfortunate enough to meet the two would litter the landscape. Let us pray to almighty God that these two never cross each others path.
If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.
If Chuck Norris and Nick Saban got in to a fight, we would all have to hide underground. For 7 months the earth would be uninhabitable, ash would rain from the sky, sonic booms could be heard in the distance, and skeletons of those who were unfortunate enough to meet the two would litter the landscape. Let us pray to almighty God that these two never cross each others path.
peter griffin after lois tells him hes being childish
If Chuck Norris and Nick Saban got in to a fight, we would all have to hide underground. For 7 months the earth would be uninhabitable, ash would rain from the sky, sonic booms could be heard in the distance, and skeletons of those who were unfortunate enough to meet the two would litter the landscape. Let us pray to almighty God that these two never cross each others path.
by J.JACOBS4PRES on Apr 5, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog.
Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly,” and replace “dog” with “son.”
"Volcano...
We’ve never had a volcano here." – Peter Griffin
“Well, don’t you think we’re a little over due?” Insurance Agent
“Touche salesman, touche.” – Peter Griffin
Roll Tide!!
Homer
“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.”
"Big Gulps Huh?
Well, See Ya Later"
-Dumb and Dumber
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care
Office Space
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
That reminds me...
“I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d***less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a**, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah! Holy s***! Where’s the Tylenol?”
by yellowhammer on Apr 6, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Eddie, do you think it is safe living where they used to test atom bombs?
Well, sometimes when someone fires-up a microwave oven I piss my pants and forget who I am for half an hour or so, but the tomatoes out of our garden have never been bigger.
Bond:
Run along dear, man talk (slaps Dink in the butt)
Waste the mother F#$&#ers
Samuel L. Jackson
Rules of Engagement
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
Homer just before taking his G.E.D.
“Alright, brain. I don’t like you, and you don’t like me. So, let’s just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
Dr. BamaFrazier is IN!
Merry Christmas...
Sh!tter was full…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
By the way Lois,
I got a piercing over there. I’m not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint—it wasn’t on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
"Do you like it, Do you like it Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili"
-Eric Cartman
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
"My parents are
dead? Well they were on my land, I was defendin myself, I have my rights you know?"
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
My friend and I are going to open a pet store...
“I got worms” that’s what we are going to call it, “I got worms.”
"Avenge me, boys. AVEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNGE MEEEEEEEEE!"
"The will to win compares little with the will to prepare to win." - The Bear
"Murdoch, Murdoch...
I’m coming to get you!
-John Rambo
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
Ok, guys. We've won two games in a row.
If we win tonight, its called a winning streak. It has happened before.
-Major League 2
Maybe best
sports comedy EVER
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
You know I don't speak Spanish!
-Burgundy, Ron Burgundy, 0069.
(Me + BamaVicki + Spock)(lilsis) - Comer/ChineseDentist = uh, I don't remember
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all others are games
-Ernest Hemingway
(Me + BamaVicki + Spock)(lilsis) - Comer/ChineseDentist = uh, I don't remember
Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination.
-Hemingway
(Me + BamaVicki + Spock)(lilsis) - Comer/ChineseDentist = uh, I don't remember
I eagerly expect and hope that I will in no way be ashamed, but will have sufficient courage so that now as always Christ will be exalted in my body, whether by life or by death. For to me, to live is Christ and to die is gain.
Paul- Philipians 1:20-21
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
Nice
Paul was so well spoken.
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
badgers?
we don’t need no stickin badgers!
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
badger badger…mushroom mushroom! OH NOEZ, ITS A SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! badger badger badger badger
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by BamaReturns07 on Apr 6, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
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by BamaReturns07 on Apr 6, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
that was after Wisconsin
beat the Barn a few years back. BADGER BADGER BADGER
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by BamaReturns07 on Apr 6, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice one, Bammer.
Lemme one-up ya!
“He was wounded for our transgressions, bruised for our inequities. The chastisement of peace was upon Him, and by His stripes, we are healed”
-Isiah 53:5-7
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It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
-Doc Holliday
I don't hold much against Auburn fans, I'd be bitter too if I were in that position.
We want a leader, not a loser.
I don't hold much against Auburn fans, I'd be bitter too if I were in that position.
"We're Coming Mother F#$*er"
-Fellow Bama fan, to Miss St. Student, after the game in Starkville 2007, when the Miss St. student grabbed him and said “Ya’ll paid $4 million dollars for this?!?!” He and I then pushed a Miss. St. fan’s car out of the way with the bumper of his truck and left Starkville, never to return
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
It also became our battlecry
For the 2008 football season (read any and all situations that it can be applied at any point in our lives)
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time......
all the rest is just BS.
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge.
Slow down Ethel! You're driving like a bat out of Hades!
Hardees commercial.
(Me + BamaVicki + Spock)(lilsis) - Comer/ChineseDentist = uh, I don't remember
And still a top 5 commercial of all time in my book...
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
You guys got it wrong.....
I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with ME! Rorschach-The Watchmen
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge.
“It’s a leg thing, or an arm thing, or a psycological thing, or a heart attack… “Who used heart attack? Me”
-Lou, Major League 2
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
So…is there any tread left on those tires or would it be like driving a car through a train tunnel? Stewie Griffin
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
I just threw up a little
cause I remember that
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by BamaReturns07 on Apr 7, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Go away. I'm all right.
(H. G. Wells, just before dying.)
"The will to win compares little with the will to prepare to win." - The Bear
Stabler:
“I live the way I want to live and I don’t give a damn if anybody likes it or not. I run hard as hell and don’t sleep. I’m just here for the beer.”
"The will to win compares little with the will to prepare to win." - The Bear
Lincoln-
My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not either to save or to destroy slavery.
by yellowhammer on Apr 7, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
The thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could,
but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.
All time favorite opening line from Poe’s “The Cask of Amontillado.”
"BINGO! That was a goodie." Coach Bryant
from a burger stand in Thomasville, AL
“Our plain hamburgers come with mayonaise on ’em.”
"BINGO! That was a goodie." Coach Bryant
Parents, have you ever just tried turning the TV off,
sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?
"BINGO! That was a goodie." Coach Bryant
And finally, because someone has to do it...
They got a name for the winners in the world.
I, I want a name when I lose.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
Call me Deacon Blues.
(Donald Fagen will always, always rule. RFT!!)
"BINGO! That was a goodie." Coach Bryant
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
— Jame ‘Buffalo Bill’ Gumb, Silence Of The Lambs
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 7, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions
Best horror movie EVER!!! Hanibal is awesome.
If Chuck Norris and Nick Saban got in to a fight, we would all have to hide underground. For 7 months the earth would be uninhabitable, ash would rain from the sky, sonic booms could be heard in the distance, and skeletons of those who were unfortunate enough to meet the two would litter the landscape. Let us pray to almighty God that these two never cross each others path.
by J.JACOBS4PRES on Apr 7, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me sleep on it
baby baby let me sleep on it.
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Well hello Clarice...
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“We’re going streaking!”
Will Ferrell, “Old School”
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
Through the quad
and into the gymnasium! Come on! Snoop! Snoop-a-loop! You too, bring your green hat!
(Me + BamaVicki + Spock)(lilsis) - Comer/ChineseDentist = uh, I don't remember
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 7, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
“Frank-The-Tank, Frank-The-Tank!”
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I can't. Got a big Saturday planned tomorrow.
Where you going?
I dunno, Home Depot, maybe Bed Bath and Beyond. I don’t know. I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.
(Me + BamaVicki + Spock)(lilsis) - Comer/ChineseDentist = uh, I don't remember
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 7, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Little chilly out there huh Frank
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
Hey honey?
do you think KFC is still open?
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by BamaReturns07 on Apr 7, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
no shit bro
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
You Know It! You Know It!
It tastes so good when it touches your lips…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Albert Einstein
“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.”
.......................................
Helen Keller
(Me + BamaVicki + Spock)(lilsis) - Comer/ChineseDentist = uh, I don't remember
you should be ashamed at yourself…..funny as hell though…
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
Yeah, I kinda had second thoughts after posting it
but then I said screw it. I am sure she had a sense of humor.
Also, to Ms. Keller – Boom! Roasted.
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by BamaReturns07 on Apr 7, 2009 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
dont worry....
she couldn’t have seen or heard you..
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
Well if she ever finds out, just run!
She won’t see where you’re going.
……or just tiptoe silently away.
its all yours ;)
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 8, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
i know this is suppose to be a "quick quote" but i couldn't help myself...
Mr. COB!… Yes, sir?……You’re aware of the name of this ship, aren’t you Mr. COB?…Very aware, sir!… It bears a proud name, doesn’t it, Mr. COB? Very proud, sir!….It represents fine people. Very fine people, sir!
Who live in a fine, outstanding state…. Outstanding, sir!… In the greatest country in the entire world…. In the entire world, sir!…And what is that name, Mr. COB?….Alabama, sir!….. And what do we say?… Go Bama! Roll Tide!
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
Blah boobley jankity jank spankity spunk jello
-Bill Cosby
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
Merry F#&ing Christmas
-Larry Bird to the Pacer’s bench after draining a three late in the game played on Christmas day.
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
America is about speed, hot nasty badass speed
-Eleanor Roosevelt
If Chuck Norris and Nick Saban got in to a fight, we would all have to hide underground. For 7 months the earth would be uninhabitable, ash would rain from the sky, sonic booms could be heard in the distance, and skeletons of those who were unfortunate enough to meet the two would litter the landscape. Let us pray to almighty God that these two never cross each others path.
Brick killed a guy...
yeah, with a trident!
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
I basically wake up in the morning and piss excellence...
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
- Nick Saban
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 8, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Do it again!
Nick Saban!
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 8, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
And one from my own personal library...
“Make an adjustment, son.”
Not profound by any means, but has a very universal use, such as:
- wife burns the eggs in consecutive mornings (Note: use of the word “son” still applies)
- buddy can’t make a free throw in a pickup basketball game to save his life (i.e. keeps coming up short.
- Tiffin keeps being Tiffin
- 2 year old daughter keeps peeing herself after months of potty training (Note: use of the word “son” still applies)
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Well played sir.
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 8, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Ching Chang Chow Ching Chung Chong Prune Candy
-Ricky Bobby
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
“Normally, both your a$&# would be dead as f$#^% fried chicken, but you happen to pull this s$# while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.” -Jules (Pulp Fiction)…there are others…
(On the subject of smoking)
You should try to quit, they say it’s bad for your heart, lungs, and it speeds the aging process. Ok, who has done more research on the subject than the good people of the American Tobacco Industry? They say it’s harmless. Why would they lie? If you’re dead, you can’t smoke.
Thank you for smoking!
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 8, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
[sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I’m not really interested, should I play like I’m interested but I’m not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she’s not interested? So all of the sudden I’m getting, I’m starting to get interested… And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it’s awkward, it’s like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you’re trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don’t kiss them at all? It’s very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you’re just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called “just the tip”. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you’re on my hair.
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
Stick to the rules, for god's sake...
ONE LINE!!!
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
yeah...
i seriously doubt we will get anywhere close to 2000 posts with one liners….but ill do my best..
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
Thats funny.
Vince Vaughn is classic.
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 8, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I’m looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I’ve had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
When you decide to be something, you can be it. That’s what they don’t tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I’m saying to you is this: when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
pretty bird..
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
NO more wire hangers!!!!!!!!!!!
That's the paradox of success. The moment you stop to enjoy it, you are in trouble. You have to keep moving forward. It's not what you have done that's important. It's where you are going.
— Alabama coach Nick Saban
I have traveled a thousand miles to give you my seed.
Will Farrell as a lumberjack in step brothers.
Hated the movie but that was probably one of the parts that didn’t suck.
If Chuck Norris and Nick Saban got in to a fight, we would all have to hide underground. For 7 months the earth would be uninhabitable, ash would rain from the sky, sonic booms could be heard in the distance, and skeletons of those who were unfortunate enough to meet the two would litter the landscape. Let us pray to almighty God that these two never cross each others path.
i thought it was
hilarious!!!
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
Attention everyone. Testicals. That is all.
Peter after finding out that he is below the level of retardation on his IQ test.
If Chuck Norris and Nick Saban got in to a fight, we would all have to hide underground. For 7 months the earth would be uninhabitable, ash would rain from the sky, sonic booms could be heard in the distance, and skeletons of those who were unfortunate enough to meet the two would litter the landscape. Let us pray to almighty God that these two never cross each others path.
I swear to God i will pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans
Super troopers
If Chuck Norris and Nick Saban got in to a fight, we would all have to hide underground. For 7 months the earth would be uninhabitable, ash would rain from the sky, sonic booms could be heard in the distance, and skeletons of those who were unfortunate enough to meet the two would litter the landscape. Let us pray to almighty God that these two never cross each others path.
Hey Farva...
What’s that place you like to eat at with all the goofy sh*t on the walls?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Oh you men shenanigans?
If Chuck Norris and Nick Saban got in to a fight, we would all have to hide underground. For 7 months the earth would be uninhabitable, ash would rain from the sky, sonic booms could be heard in the distance, and skeletons of those who were unfortunate enough to meet the two would litter the landscape. Let us pray to almighty God that these two never cross each others path.
by J.JACOBS4PRES on Apr 9, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
mean.
sry
If Chuck Norris and Nick Saban got in to a fight, we would all have to hide underground. For 7 months the earth would be uninhabitable, ash would rain from the sky, sonic booms could be heard in the distance, and skeletons of those who were unfortunate enough to meet the two would litter the landscape. Let us pray to almighty God that these two never cross each others path.
by J.JACOBS4PRES on Apr 9, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I am going to put my balls on your drum set!
I am going to teabag your drum set!
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
That
was a funny part too.
If Chuck Norris and Nick Saban got in to a fight, we would all have to hide underground. For 7 months the earth would be uninhabitable, ash would rain from the sky, sonic booms could be heard in the distance, and skeletons of those who were unfortunate enough to meet the two would litter the landscape. Let us pray to almighty God that these two never cross each others path.
by J.JACOBS4PRES on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
What do you get when you cross a Mallard and a cold?
I forgot the answer but nobody likes a sick duck and your mother’s still a whore!
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
I'll take the Penis Mightier for $1,000!
You mean “the Pen is Mightier”?
Wha? YOu don’t have a Penis Mightier? If you did, I would buy two!
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
Colors that end in "urple"
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
Sounds a Cow makes.
Connery: Ruff
Trebek: I’m sorry, that is incorrect.
Connery: Ruff, just the way your mother likes it!
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
Excuse me everyone!!
I have a very important announcement to make…. CANNON BALL!!!!!
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
Shepard Book (Firefly):
“While the Bible is quite specific about killing, it’s somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.”
"The will to win compares little with the will to prepare to win." - The Bear
Dad I can't see so well,
Is that Bill Shakespear over there?
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
tap tap taparoo..
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
Yo Mama
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
Yo mama!
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 9, 2009 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Yo greasy granny got holes in her panties
goes bop bop bop down sesame street!
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
"Todd likes women you cant see when they turn sideways"
-Me.
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
Will this get 20 people drunk? You're the expert.
16 bottles of Vodka? Yeah, I’d say that would pretty much do the trick.
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
Funny! An inside joke!
I’d love to be a part of one someday…
-Michael Scott
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
on that note...
Boom Roasted!
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
hey Ace, your TTP patient coded, I pronounced him …… he died?… I certainly hope so otherwise that autopsy gonna be a bitch …
Scrubs
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
… if Tyra Banks drove her car over my Mom and then offered to have sex with me, I’d have to dial 911 in the nude because my pants would already be off ..
-Turk
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
.. do you evan enjoy hanging out with me? … enjoy is a strong word ..
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap? Bob Kelso..
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
Actual President Bush quotes..
I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here." —at the President’s Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
“We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.” —Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
“I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.” —Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
“I couldn’t imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.” —at a White House menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001 (Listen to audio clip)
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” —interview with CBS News’ Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
I actually think this one is tough as hell
“My answer is bring them on.” —on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
“This is an impressive crowd — the haves and the have mores. Some people call you the elite — I call you my base.” —at the 2000 Al Smith dinner
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
“I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right.” —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
last one- pure classic...
“I wish you’d have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it…I’m sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn’t yet…I don’t want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I’m confident I have. I just haven’t — you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I’m not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one.” —after being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
God I miss him
after what we have now :(
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 9, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
You are out of your freaking mind...
I’ve never been so glad to see that embarrassment go in my life.
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
He
may have been embarrassing from a communication standpoint, but there was never any doubt that he was always in America’s corner. He stood up for what was right even when it wasn’t popular to the rest of the world. Doing what’s right is often the least popular thing because it usually always causes a degree of discomfort. Looking at the landscape of the world, ideologically speaking, I’d take our side over the rest of the world any day of the week. He was an America first Pres. Unlike the one we have now who wants to sell out of our sovereignty to foreign interests in the name of his backwards morality.
Is it August yet?
Here here
+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Couldn’t have said it better myself
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
We're just going to have to agree to disagree on this one...
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
if it makes yall feel better
i think Obama and Bush were both idiots, and Wayne Root should be president.
im not impressed with your performance
i would have voted libertarian if Root got the the nod
that is, if Romney also didn’t win the republican candidacy. McCain was dead last on people I wanted to vote for besides Rudy and the Dems.
Thats a quick quote, right?
im not impressed with your performance
YOU are out of your freakin mind, Vicki.
He was an easy target for people who chose to look at superficial circumstances, or who want to hold hands with everyone in the world and sing Kum-By-Ya (sp?).
All I heard from the left during the Bush years was “OMG War mongerer!” when you can look back and thank Daddy Clinton for many of the issues he had to deal with.
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 14, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you
Finally another conservative viewpoint
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
I
did oppose Bush on several issues. Primarily spending and the amount of executive power he seized in the name of the ‘war on terror.’ But thats really nothing new. Presidents have been exploiting people’s fears to seize power going all the way back to Woodrow Wilson’s War Socialism.
Is it August yet?
IMO, this site is not the place for political discussions...
…but if you conservatives truly think we are a better country after 8 years of George W. Bush with the economy in the state it is and over 4,000 killed in Iraq with another 31,000+ wounded, it boggles the mind. Most of the Bush supporters I know think he did a horrible job. Do I totally blame him? No. I think our Congress leaves a lot to be desired and the power lobbyists have is ridiculous. It remains to be seen whether this President can turn things around, but I will support him in his effort to do so.
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
Ok my last politcal post
Because I agree, this isn’t the place.
And you can skew figures to show whatever you want (hey aside from the first half we beat Utah, and if the UF game ended after 3 quarters we would have been playing for a NC). The fact of the matter is after less than one year into his presidency, 2,740 American Civilians (read, people like you and I) were killed. The terrorists brought the war to us. They started it, and he is trying to finish it, and unless I’m mistaken, there has not been another attack on US soil since, but several that were snuffed out. So there is a good possibilty that he saved you as well as me. And as far as the soldiers lost in the war, I hate that as much as anyone, but they knew the price they were willing to pay when they signed up. And I love every military man or woman for what they do for us, but they all know when they sign up, that their life may be a price to pay to protect us, or in the case of the Iraqi war, protect innocent people who were under the most harsh dictator since Stalin. And the economy…. Ok lets see, in 2006 (last year with a Republican Congress) we were slowing down, but not falling apart, you can thank the Democratic Congress for that. Now, I don’t agree with EVERYTHING Bush did, but I saw pretty much eye to eye on most stuff.
In Closing of all political arguements we will have here, I respect your stance and I feel you should respect ours, and lets all go whip Auburn and UT’s ass this year.
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
FTW!!!
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 15, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Vicki
I certainly respect your opinion and sympathize with your feelings on Iraq but the economy had nothing to do with “Bush policies” or whatever the party-line spin is. What created this problem was too much debt. Debt given to people who couldn’t pay it back and the large instutions who bought up the debt as a means of investment called securities. The problem with debt is that its a house of cards. It creates an illusion. An illusion of prosperity that really isn’t there. And when that house of cards came down, as was inevitable, the people that were left holding the bag simply couldn’t handle the loss. Now you can certainly make the case that government policy created the conditions for this to happen, but that goes all the way back to Jimmy Carter and the Community Reinvestment Act and the “affordable housing” movement. But neither of those were the brainchild of republicans. The point is, the economy crashing had everything to do with over consumption, and people spending more than they make. Debt allows you do to that. So, with that being said, what is Obama’s solution to unscrupulous debt? How about more unscrupulous debt! Yep, that will fix it. Obama has sold the idea that flooding the credit market with cash (i.e. bank bailouts and stimulus plan), will help free up the credit market, allowing people to start borrowing (i.e. consuming) again. But the problem is not that credit markets won’t lend, its that the American consumer cannot take on any more debt. And frankly, they shouldn’t, because its exactly what got us into this mess in the first place.
Is it August yet?
Obama = Bush x 10
Were still at war, still stretching our guys out, still bailing out companies, still suspending habeous corpus, still doing illegal wire taps, gitmo is still open, same sec of defense, still asking for billions for Iraq
whats different? wheres the ‘change?’
from the forest itself comes the handle for the axe
I
do hope Obama lifts the trade embargo with Cuba. At least let me get THAT out of this disaster of a presidency.
Is it August yet?
If you think 4k dead is the worst thing that could happen
than im sorry for you
also if you think bush was a conservative than i must let out a hardy lol
from the forest itself comes the handle for the axe
thumbs up!
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 15, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
The problem with libs
is they are quick to lump everything on Bush and not let little things like facts or the truth change their perception – the above posts are excellent examples of this. Was he perfect? hell no, in fact he was very dissappointing in the second term. And as already pointed out, he had some lefty tendencies.
But the thing about Bush, that Obamessiah has already weaseled out of, is that he stood by his decisions and carried through with his plan. Almost everyone can agree that we didn’t have a great strategy in Iraq. But we did have a strategy, and it was successful. When the going got tough, however, a lot of people turned on the war and a lot of the post-9/11 patriotism that nearly EVERYONE experienced was left behind, and those who turned-coat (looking at you, Dems) blamed the administration for the very thing they supported. Then again, why let those facts get in the way of a good Bush bashing.
We’ll see where this country is in four years. Ya know, Bush is “the debil!” and all, so knock yourselves out with that and give Obama that free pass because he said all the right things you wanted to hear. Can’t wait Mother America to start telling me what to do after the country is hiding from Iranian nukes and Somalian pirates!!!
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 15, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
"This site isn't the place for political discussion"
It seemed to be fine when you guys were bashing Bush.
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 16, 2009 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
You've gotta admit...
…this place is a hell of a lot more fun when people are bashing Auburn or UT instead of Bush or Obama. Some good people support(ed) Bush, and some good people support Obama, but all good people support the Tide.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 16, 2009 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Touche
well said ;)
"When people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears their people, there is liberty" - Thomas Jefferson
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 16, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Pure classic, pure George W...
…but too long, damn it!!!
"I hate everything orange"
It's all about Crimson - ROLL TIDE!!!
couldn’t help myself….ill try harder next time.
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
"F#$& the BCA"
Random drunk guy in my section at the Miss St game
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
Didn't you get the memo about the TPS reports?
"The will to win compares little with the will to prepare to win." - The Bear
Hey Peter... watch your cornhole, buddy.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Probably the best thing said in that movie.
That movie was great. Like when they start curb stomping the copy machine. that was awesome
If Chuck Norris and Nick Saban got in to a fight, we would all have to hide underground. For 7 months the earth would be uninhabitable, ash would rain from the sky, sonic booms could be heard in the distance, and skeletons of those who were unfortunate enough to meet the two would litter the landscape. Let us pray to almighty God that these two never cross each others path.
by J.JACOBS4PRES on Apr 9, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
If you don't chew Big Red then F$@% you
-Talledega Nights
If Chuck Norris and Nick Saban got in to a fight, we would all have to hide underground. For 7 months the earth would be uninhabitable, ash would rain from the sky, sonic booms could be heard in the distance, and skeletons of those who were unfortunate enough to meet the two would litter the landscape. Let us pray to almighty God that these two never cross each others path.
"If you have a problem j#$*ing off to Kid Rock
then you’ve got a problem with me" another random drunk guy
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
’aight
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
"Give me that stuff, that funk, that sweet, that funky stuff {Say what}"
I have no idea why that popped into my head.
I got jam in my knees
and I’m ready to spread.
"The will to win compares little with the will to prepare to win." - The Bear
So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the red wood deck…
-Auburn Fight Song
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
He wrote "Billy-Bob loves Charlene"
In John Deere Green. On the water tower in Opelika.
"The will to win compares little with the will to prepare to win." - The Bear
Top 10 teams Gene Chizik has beaten:
1) South Dakota State
2) Kansas State
3) Iowa
4) Colorado
5) Kent State
6)
7)
8)
9)
10)
-from Gump4Heisman
"The will to win compares little with the will to prepare to win." - The Bear
Your mother?
Yep, still a whore!
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
there’s ….too many….of them…
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
excuse me….may i ass-k you a few questions…
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
finkle and inhorne…..inhorne and finkle
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.”
"If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it"
from Johnny Dangerously
"The will to win compares little with the will to prepare to win." - The Bear
Spoken by William Booth...
founder of the Salvation Army
“In answer to your inquiry, I consider that the chief dangers which confront the coming century will be religion without the Holy Ghost, Christianity without Christ, forgiveness without repentance, salvation without regeneration, politics without God, and heaven without hell.”
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Bear Bryant
Ain't that the truth
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
Sir Charles Lyell once said...
"Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession."
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Bear Bryant
my name is
spelled L-Y-E-L-L not L-Y-L-E
- me
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
Oh Snow is SOO hot!! All who come against me will suffer my wrath…what am i talking about…i don’t care what others think…
-Todd
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
amazing..
…that you guys can remember movie & tv show lines verbatim, but can’t seem to remember birthdays and anniversaries without some heavy nudging.
2008 Iron Bowl Bumper Sticker: Shut DOWN, Shut OUT, now SHUT UP!
Alabama 36 - Auburn 0
Not So!
Coach Bryant was born Sept. 11 1913….. See I know birthdays
"The game demonstrated the superiority of the Southern teams over any aggregation that the damn yankees could send across the Mason and Dixon Line." Sports writer Charles Israel of the Philadelphia Bulletin after the Tide's 61-6 win over Syracuse in the 1953 Orange Bowl.
[Saban] indicated it was better to let the defense challenge them, in much the same spirit that Nero would let the Christians "challenge" the lions in the Roman Colosseum, one assumes.
Cecil Hurt’s interpretation of how CNS plans to iron out O-line issues.
Sometimes I don’t know if I am a man of destiny or a lucky fool, who thinks I’m destined.
-Patton
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
When life gives you lemons
just say ‘f**k the lemons’ and bail
-chuck, “forgetting Sarah Marshall”
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
When life gives you lemons,
paint that sh*t gold.
-Atmosphere
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
When life gives you testicles,
well, you know…
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
Twice the fool I am, I know. . . .
. . . .for loving you . . and saying so. (John Donne)
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
Man, with all his noble qualities still bears the indelible stamp
of his lowly origins. (Charles Darwin)
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
When you see a fork in the road. . .
. . . take it! (Yogi Berra)
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
"Hic vivimus ambitiosa paupertate omnes."
“We all live in a state of ambitious poverty.” (Juvenal, Satires III)
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
"Ede, bibe, esto laetus, nam cras moriemur!"
(Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we DIE!" (Anonymous, a very long time ago)
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
"Every man with a belly full of the classics is an enemy of the human race."
(Henry Miller)
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
I'm going to "ad lib" this next one. Original word in parentheses.
“Nihil tam absurdum dici potest ut non dicatur a bloggo!” (a philosopho)
There is nothing so ridiculous that it cannot have been said by a blogger (a philosopher)!"
(Cicero, On Divination, II)
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
If TV's a babysitter...
…the internet’s a drunk librarian who won’t shut up.
(from one of my fellow librarians)
"The Saban method isn’t for everyone."
-CJackson
That is simply FANTASTIC!
Hi, I’m Bix. . . . .and I’m an alcoholic’s best friend. An “enabler”, if you will?
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
by BixBeiderbecke on Apr 20, 2009 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
This last one for me for today, is what I imagine Coach Saban saying:
“Ubique”
(prounounced uh-bee-qway-oo)
It means, “Anytime, anyplace, anywhere!”
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
i award you no points
and may God have mercy on your soul
from the forest itself comes the handle for the axe
Easy, look...
…if you ain’t want him killed, why’d you leave him with me?
—Miles (Don Cheadle), Devil In A Blue Dress
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 15, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
That was my skull...
…I’m so wasted!
— Jeff Spicoli (Sean Penn), Fast Times At Ridgemont High
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 15, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
And 5...
…now this is most important, Rat — when it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin 4.
—Vic Damone, FTARH
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 15, 2009 11:10 PM CDT reply actions
Make up your mind, dude...
…is he gonna s&*t, or is he gonna kill us?
—Spicoli
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 15, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions
My old man is a television repairman...
…he’s got this ultimate set of tools — I can fix it.
—Spicoli
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 15, 2009 11:15 PM CDT reply actions
Hi, Brad...
…you know how cute I always thought you were.
—Linda (Phoebe Cates), FTARH
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 15, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions
Learning about Cuba...
…and having some food.
—Spicoli
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 15, 2009 11:21 PM CDT reply actions
You're honestly telling me that you forgot?
Forgot the magnetism of a Robin Zander or the charisma of Rick Nielsen?
—Damone
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 15, 2009 11:25 PM CDT reply actions
And what Jefferson was saying...
…was, “Hey, you know we left this England place because if was bogus, so if we don’t get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we’ll just be bogus, too.”
—Spicoli
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 15, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions
All I need...
…are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.
—Spicoli
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 15, 2009 11:35 PM CDT reply actions
Awesome! Totally awesome!
Alright, Hamilton!
—Spicoli
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 15, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions
"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny;
when the government fears their people, there is liberty"
-Thomas Jefferson
Jim, you're 6'11" and weigh 95 lbs. Gumby has a better frame than you. Boom! Roasted.
Oh hey Angela! I couldn't see you behind that stick! Boom! Roasted.
Kevin - I couldn't decide between a dumb joke and a fat joke. Boom! Roasted.
Oscar - You're gay. Boom! Roasted.
Meredith - You've had sex with so many men you're starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted.
Stanley - You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom! Roasted.
Andy - You're gayer than Oscar. Boom! Roasted.
LOVE IT!
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
"Those who expect to reap the benefits of freedom, must undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
Thomas Paine
Is it August yet?
Very nice
and topical!
"When people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears their people, there is liberty" - Thomas Jefferson
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 16, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
What...are you...prepared...to do?
—Sean Connery, The Untouchables
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 16, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions
"What's a transom, Bob?"
(the "other"dude- who took Matt Dillon’s girl in “Drugstore Cowboy”. when they were scheming and devising another pharmacy to rob, burglarize, and/or thieverize)
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
by BixBeiderbecke on Apr 17, 2009 12:09 AM CDT reply actions
Did we quit...
when the Germans invaded Pearl Harbor? NO!
-Bluto Blutowski
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Germans?
Don’t stop him, he’s on a roll.
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 17, 2009 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions
"Be excellent to each other...
and, PARTY ON, DUDES!"
… Abraham Lincoln (Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure)
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Bear Bryant
"Listen...
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
- Dennis The Constitutional Peasant
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Bear Bryant
A reference to King Aurthur?
Could it be from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? I dunno, never seen that movie.
"When people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears their people, there is liberty" - Thomas Jefferson
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
"I knew I shoulda made the left turn in Albequerque!"
(Bugs Bunny)
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
by BixBeiderbecke on Apr 17, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions
"Oh, and I hear MONSTERS lead such GLAAAM-OROUS LIVES!"
(Bugs in “Hare Raising Hare”)
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
by BixBeiderbecke on Apr 17, 2009 11:49 AM CDT reply actions
A dreamcatcher works,
if your dream is to be gay.
— Demetri Martin
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Bear Bryant
Hey...
…you can get a good luck at a butcher by sticking your head up his….
—Tommy Boy (Chris Farley), Tommy Boy
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 17, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions
Aight...
…this is taking too long. I’ll come back if y’all start a new thread.
Peace out.
—Kip, Napoleon Dynamite
by NiceLittleSaturday on Apr 17, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Your Mom goes to college!!
-Kip, ND
"When people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears their people, there is liberty" - Thomas Jefferson
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 17, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
They who can give up essential liberty
to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
-Ben Franklin
I hate the NCAA more than UT & AU combined. At least with UT & AU you got a fighting chance.
"You know, sometimes I really wish I could be you. . . .
. . . .so I’d know how UNBELIEVABLY cool it was, to have a friend like me ."
(Bix, to a friend while backpacking in Death Valley DRUNK . . .and it was only 9AM. Hey! We broke camp at 4:30 AM to escape the heat. No water, almost out of food, decided to dust our BotaBag full of Schnaaps. We were picking up our cached H2O & sundry’s, but we were completely LOST. When we were finished arguing, both not knowing where EXACTLY it was that we dug and placed all our shit- it had been a good month prior, for all intents and mishaps! The map and physical location looked “fuzzy” BEFORE we got bent and unsorted. I found it. Drunk, like a burnt monk! So. . .I said that above.)
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
I don't know what's more awesome
the fact you said that to him or the actual events surrounding it!
"When people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears their people, there is liberty" - Thomas Jefferson
by BamaReturns07 on Apr 18, 2009 5:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Wanna know something weird?
I’M IN THE FREAKING DESERT RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY MOMENT (as I loser-away at this here keyboard), NO KIDDING! And “that friend” that was backpacking with me? I’ll be meeting up with he and his wife sometime today- we’re all at the Coachella Music Festival. Get this? He lost his way coming into Palm Desert last night!!!!! He totally took a wrong turn, I joked with him a few hours ago (they ended up renting a motel room, were exhausted from wayward driving) that “Where you wanna go? Alberquerque or something?”
He’s a maroon! He’s the one that got us all discombobulated 6 years ago.
We’re “Donner Party Party-ers” until Tuesday! (we shook on it, and he’s a famous Rapster among the Scallions in our hometown. Raises some serious Cain, into the HUNDREDS! (Celsius, that is)
I’ve got an all-weekend pass here in Coachella
Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
by BixBeiderbecke on Apr 18, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
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