Apologies. Real Life. Whatevs.

by Todd on May 12, 2009 10:09 AM CDT in News Comment 12 comments

Rachael Taylor.

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Geeeeeeze!

Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum. . .SHE’S FINE!. . . .Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum. . . .SHE’S A 4-ALARM FIRE!. . . .Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum. . . .Sho’ ’nuff in love wit HER!

Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"

by BixBeiderbecke on May 12, 2009 11:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Almost

Nothing a plastic surgeon couldn’t fix – By helping her fill out that dress

by FloraBama on May 12, 2009 12:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Or...

a case of beer and a cheeseburger or 6.

by String30 on May 12, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Damn

speaking of… I am getting old guys. I am noticing more and more since I got married that even if a drink one friggin’ beer its on my gut for a week. Damn metabolism. You were good to me before, but now betrayal…. or maybe its her fault.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on May 12, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I do remember reading

that people in love are apt to gain weight. Blame it on both of you lol

by 2KTrans Am on May 13, 2009 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thank you!

by CousinEddie on May 12, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I hear all y'all on the "lightness" of our girl Rachael

And don’t get me wrong, I’ve had my fair share of Rubenesque/thick women. Girls that fill out a dress like Marilyn, umm-mmm! Ghetto-bubbles, I like it!

Lately though, ‘round about the past year or two, I’ve had the wonderful pleasure of “diversifying”. Oh lordy lordy, there are some fine women who DON’T fill out a dress quite like Marilyn, more like Maria Sharapova and . . . . .lemme tell you. . . .IT’S A WHOLE DIFFERENT BALLGAME ALTOGETHER.

I ain’t lying. I was down with the thick so much, I paid no mind to the thin.

Boy do I feel like a dunce. Missing that . . . . .particular thing. . . .all this time. I’m a changed man. Only in the sense that, hardly ever do I hold such discriminating taste any longer. Thank God for that.

Just sayin. (give it a try, if you can. if you can’t? well. . . .glad you’re happy where you’re at. but you. . . . .missing out)

by BixBeiderbecke on May 12, 2009 2:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs