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The scholarship numbers are an issue again, so we might as well start there:

3SIB has a solid, detailed breakdown of what we know now, so head over there for a primer on the numbers and what it all means.

Confusing the matter, Kellen Williams, who many thought would greyshirt after a knee injury, still plans to report with the rest of his fellow signees:

'It depends on a physical I'll take in August, and then I'll start practicing, but not in full-pads.

'Essentially what they told me it's a medical redshirt.'

Even so, Williams plans to be here by the end of the month and enroll for the first summer session with the majority of other including players. So far he's a little ahead of schedule in his rehabilitation, and is already walking without a limp. He hopes to start running over the next few weeks, only will be doing it on campus.

Not sure if this means he'll be enrolling on his own dime or what, but it's still an interesting development.

Meanwhile, our old nemesis Brian Cook is strangely quiet on the Alabama recruiting front, possibly because he's too busy finding new targets to help deflect criticism of Fearless Leader (emphasis mine):

Lane Kiffin caused defections at Tennessee are up to a spectacular nine now, which is a lot more folk a lot faster than Rodriguez "ran off," to use the parlance of people who don't know what they're talking about. ...

Relevance to Michigan? Slight. I guess he's taking a lot of heat that might otherwise be directed at Rodriguez.

At the very least he's being honest about his motives this go 'round, especially since RichRod is quickly proving to be the kind of "snake oil salesman" he'd have you believe Nick Saban really is.  Observe:

“Stay tuned. There’s a couple guys I’m going to sit with here. Just guys that maybe if they’re not doing all their responsibilities and doing what they need to do to be part of our football program may not be back. I hope that’s not too many.”

Now, correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't cutting players loose that aren't contributing to the team in the manner the coaches expect while still under the NCAA's scholarship cap an even bigger dick move than the purported "evil" of Saban's house cleaning?  'Cause I seem to recall someone lecturing us poor, dumb, illogical Alabama fans about how, even though "scholarships are technically one-year commitments, in practice players are guaranteed four years as long as they remain eligible and keep their noses clean."  So even though Michigan has the room to let these players stick around and get their four years, RichRod is still looking to give a few the boot for no other reason than they aren't contributing to the team in a meaningful way.  I'm with the Capstone Report on this one: Stop exploiting these scholars and let them finish their education!

On to memes that simply must die, Block U undestandably takes offense at Lee Corso's logical fallacies (and he isn't even an Alabama fan!) in defense of the BCS, namely that "we don't need a playoff because the BCS gets it right even though USC was the best team he saw last year and they would have beaten Florida given the chance."  As someone who's opposed to a college football playoff, thanks for making us look like idiots Corso.  And as an Alabama fan, let me take a moment to put this particularly odious meme to rest (emphasis mine):

"They went crazy, because they beat an Alabama team that didn't want to be there," Corso said of Utah. "They didn't beat the Alabama team that played Florida four weeks before that."

Can we please move past this?  Yes, Alabama came out flat in the first quarter.  We were a team that watched a dream season and shot at the national title slip away in one quarter of play, had to deal with the Andre Smith distractions all week, had to reshuffle the offensive line, and for the first time all season didn't really have anything to play for beyond one more win.  Yeah, they probably didn't want to be there taking on a mid-major BCS Buster in a lose-lose situation (if we win, we're supposed to, if we lose, we're a laughingstock).  But that's not a knock on Utah.  In fact, after the first quarter was over and the team realized "oh crap, these guys aren't afraid of us, we better start playing some football," the defense locked down and held the Utes to 10 points (3 of which came on a FG resulting from a recovered fumble within FG range) the rest of the way.  I'd happily wager that the Tide's downfall had more to do with losing Mike Johnson, who had slid over to LT in Smith's place, thus forcing the Tide offense to attempt a rally behind an o-line that had never even practiced in that particular grouping.  Had Andre Smith been on the field, or, at the very least, had Johnson been able to stay on the field, we would have had a good chance of rallying for the win.  But that's still not a knock on Utah.  That's a knock on Alabama.  We didn't show up, our depth was exposed, and Utah was simply too good of a team to let have those kinds of advantages.  Let this one die.

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The Kiffy-kins link is dead and down. I note his “illogical” post is still up. Cook is a jack ass.

I just won a t-shirt tearing contest against the Tennessee coaching staff

by Stuck in the Plains on May 19, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

say hello to my friend, mr. googlecache.

by kleph on May 20, 2009 5:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the finebaum translation

saban spoke at the crimson caravan in atlanta last night and cecil hurt has his usual excellent report on it. but, since we are hip deep in the silly season, we are just waiting for the misinterpretation of all his statements to fill the word documents of mediocre sportswriters everywhere. to prepare you all, i’ve taken coach saban’s quotes from hurt’s story and given them the “crappy sports columnist” interpolation – the finebaum translation, if you will:

"I do think you learn a lot in the summer, because the team chemistry surfaces in the summertime," he said.

Finebaum translation: It’s clear the team lacks chemistry and I hope the players take care of it while they are on vacation.

"You guys will have to tell me what you’re talking about because you hear a lot more of it than I do," Saban said.

Finebaum translation: Saban is obviously disconnected from reality and unaware of basic facts in the world around him.

"I have a lot of respect for our commissioner and if he tells me to do something, I am going to try to do it," Saban said. "But it’s really not an issue for me.

Finebaum translation: Saban must be ordered to do anything and shows a remarkable lack of respect for the SEC.

"I try to stay out of that spotlight. I don’t try to sensationalize anything. I try to tend to my own business. I tell my players to do the same thing. The less you say, the better. "With as much media out there, with the Internet, everything gets picked up. Everything gets repeated. So you’re better off not saying anything."

Finebaum translation: Saban creates a culture of deniability that prioritizes disinformation and a resistance to transparency.

"First, we appreciate the people who rank recruits," Saban said. "We appreciate the recognition. But it is an inexact science and it does create high expectations for the team and for the individual, which isn’t always fair.

Finebaum translation: Saban admits he doesn’t know what he is doing when it comes to recruiting.

"There are so many skill sets and if a guy has a fatal flaw in his skill set, that’s going to get exposed. Then there is the player’s work ethic and there is no way to measure that until you work with him.

Finebaum translation: Players that do not perform are ritually slain in practice.

"We try to prepare guys for the expectations. When we are recruiting players, high school seniors, I ask them if they are better now than when they were freshmen in college. Of course, they all say ‘sure, coach, I’m a lot better,’ and I tell them that it’s going to be the same way in college, that they will be a lot better as a junior or a senior than they are as a freshman."

Finebaum translation: Saban says the underclassmen suck.

by kleph on May 20, 2009 6:09 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm disappoitned

that you missed this “gem” over at TET:

Looking at the list I think that Auburn has done just fine. The Tigers are middle of the road in salary, and giving Chizik room to grow with the program. Was Nick Saban worth $3.9M year one? In a word, Nope. Worth it year two? Closer, but still Nope.

Ahhh, more comments from the barners trying to claim Saban isn’t worth what he’s paid, despite all empirical evidence to the contrary. No! The fact that he has increased athletic department fund-raising in excess of his salary couldn’t possibly justify it!

Saban could cure cancer and the Barners would find something to bitch about.

by PeteHoliday on May 20, 2009 9:48 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so hiring a coach with a 5-19 record and giving him a $900K raise to replace a guy with 100+ wins that once led you to an undefeated season is a wiser financial decision? brilliant!

by kleph on May 20, 2009 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You

have to remember that by barner standards, all you have to do is beat your rival then you are worth infinity. He lost to them in year 1 so he was worth nothing, he beat them year 2 so he is close to being worth it. Win 6 in a row? You’re worth more than the Mona Lisa.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on May 20, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and, following this logic, i guess 0-36 = 5-19

by kleph on May 20, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have to read TET...

…to “miss” something on it.

by Todd on May 20, 2009 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ouch.

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on May 20, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOM!!!

roasted…

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on May 20, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

their expertise at self roasting makes it kind of an empty effort. feel free to keep bringing the “BOOM!!!” though.

by kleph on May 20, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hot diggity dog!!!

this is fun! flame war!!!!! i left some gems over there for ol d-bag mcgoo…

“also, salient point

about Bama fans eating “paint chips for dinner” and having “tiny lizard brains”. that sort of talk really helps elevate the level of discourse brian. great job really. you’re not a total douchebag, not at all.

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on May 20, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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