I am convinced that some people breathe methane

by Stuck in the Plains on May 27, 2009 12:14 PM CDT Comment 39 comments

This is a Fan Prediction of the SEC from TSN:

I keep playing this drum until it actually comes true...This is the deepest SEC in History and to top it off, I have a feeling that the longest losing streaks in SEC History Kentucky's Florida and Tennessee Droughts and Vanderbilt's Florida Drought WILL BE HISTORY!
At least the Vandy Bowl Drought is History because the only other school ahead of Vandy is Temple.

SEC East
1 VANDERBILT
2 Kentucky
3 Tennessee
4 Florida
5 Georgia
6 South Carolina
SEC West
1 Alabama
2 Ole Miss
3 Mississippi State
4 Arkansas
5 LSU
6 Auburn

IowaHeel's SEC Title Prediction
Vanderbilt over Alabama 31-30

Ummm. Wow. Just Wow.

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"I keep playing this drum until it actually comes true..."

Got to bang the dream I guess.

Oh and his predictions, with one exception, are pretty terrible too.

by Nick's Hat Band on May 27, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yep the top two in the SEC W

No way LSU finishes 4th.

I just won a t-shirt tearing contest against the Tennessee coaching staff

by Stuck in the Plains on May 27, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

looks like he nailed the 6th spot in the west though...

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on May 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I

would love for that to happen though. Easiest ticket in SEC CG history right there.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on May 27, 2009 2:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This has to be a joke

"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum

by GumptownTiger on May 27, 2009 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm afraid not, sir...

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on May 27, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well,

the part about Aubie being at the bottom and Bama being at the top of the West isn’t a joke, but yeah…the rest of it’s plain insane.

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on May 27, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're hilarious

but i was referring to this: Vanderbilt over Alabama 31-30

"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum

by GumptownTiger on May 28, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

im trying to think

of the last time a team from the state of Alabama lost to Vandy…oh yeah now i remember…

‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban

by bammer on May 28, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on May 28, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What a feel-good story...

…I feel good every time I hear it.

by NiceLittleSaturday on May 28, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what...that season tickets

are only a c note?

I just won a t-shirt tearing contest against the Tennessee coaching staff

by Stuck in the Plains on May 28, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sure...

…and there’s also that part about Vandy beating Auburn.

by NiceLittleSaturday on May 28, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

new

wallpaper

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on May 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am amazed how short

your memories are when it comes to certain things.

"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum

by GumptownTiger on May 28, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Speaking of short memories

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on May 28, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Posting

this on TET the Monday AFTER is what got me banned.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on May 28, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's too bad...

…now they’ll only get 9 or 10 hits per week.

by NiceLittleSaturday on May 28, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

beautiful!

they banned you for that? did you post it as a fanshot? or a fanpost and then type “75 words 75 words 75 words….” cause if you did that? then, well, i kinda support them….lol

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on May 29, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh

so they just banned you cause they were butt sore little b*tch @$$ losers…. my bad, shoulda known…

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on May 29, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Neither

someone started a “Tuberville Memories” thread after he was fired (ok, so maybe now looking back it wasn’t the Monday after but he was fired not too long after). I said “this is what I’ll always remember Tubbs for…” and BAM posted that baby right on there. I was banned and they deleted the post.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on May 29, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought

individual posts couldn’t be deleted by a site moderator, but they can delete entire threads. correct me if I’m wrong…

so easy... even an Auburn fan can do it!

by K. brevis on May 31, 2009 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Uh..that would be wrong...

Having seen comments deleted and having had a comment deleted here myself before, I speak from experience. Most of the time here, however, the mods have taken the easy way and deleted the whole thread. Very frustrating when you’ve spent a lot of time commenting on a thread, to see it disappear over some jerk comments(mostly from the Barners).

You had me at "ROLL TIDE"!!!

by bamavicki on Jun 1, 2009 7:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

uhhh

BOOM. Roasted.

by Bama philosophe on May 28, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

the lesson here...

…don’t be bringin’ kool aid to this party.

by kleph on May 29, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stay on task, man!

We’re talking about SEC football here…

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on May 28, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey

I was trying to.

"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum

by GumptownTiger on May 29, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We could slaughter Auburn 15 years in a row

and this would still be used as ammunition.

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

by J.JACOBS4PRES on Jun 3, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What about this one...

by RammerJammer23 on May 28, 2009 2:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that one was full of fail

turned out to be a promo for that condo developer and not too many folks showed up.

by kleph on May 29, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah...

… plus that whole got their ass beat thing…

by outsidethesidelines on May 29, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ESPN

sure had a field day with it. Made LSU fans look like bitter 16 year-old girls who got dumped on prom night…wait…what?

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Jun 1, 2009 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

FOOSBALL AND NICK SABAN IS DA DEBBUL!!!!

by yellowhammer on Jun 1, 2009 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Methane?

Maybe he just drinks too much bong water…

by Bama philosophe on May 28, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i've generally been more insightful

after a nice quaff of bong water. Whereas, sniffing the fumes of one’s own b.s. is methane-tastic :)

I just won a t-shirt tearing contest against the Tennessee coaching staff

by Stuck in the Plains on May 28, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

a friend of mine

in high school used to fight for bong water. we’d pretend to want to drink it this time or whatever and he’d be like “i’m drinkin the damn bong water cause thats what I DO! f you, we’ll wretsle for it!” and then we’d be like “okay man, you won this time, but i get to drink it tomorrow.” and oh my, how we would laugh….

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on May 29, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What is...

…this ‘bong water’ of which you speak? Is it kinda like Evian?

by NiceLittleSaturday on May 29, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

mainly manufactured in Boulder, Berkeley, Eugene, Madison, Ann Arbor and Amherst :)

I just won a t-shirt tearing contest against the Tennessee coaching staff

by Stuck in the Plains on May 29, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Forgot Humboldt.

Yup. How could you forget Humboldt? That’s gotta be the prettiest place to get royally baked on the planet. Patrick’s Point State Beach is like being on some Caribbean beach, just 1,000 kajillion degrees colder.

Mmmm-mmm! Great bong water over there.

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Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"

by BixBeiderbecke on May 29, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs