I am convinced that some people breathe methane
by Stuck in the Plains on May 27, 2009 12:14 PM CDT
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I keep playing this drum until it actually comes true...This is the deepest SEC in History and to top it off, I have a feeling that the longest losing streaks in SEC History Kentucky's Florida and Tennessee Droughts and Vanderbilt's Florida Drought WILL BE HISTORY!
At least the Vandy Bowl Drought is History because the only other school ahead of Vandy is Temple.
SEC East
1 VANDERBILT
2 Kentucky
3 Tennessee
4 Florida
5 Georgia
6 South Carolina
SEC West
1 Alabama
2 Ole Miss
3 Mississippi State
4 Arkansas
5 LSU
6 Auburn
IowaHeel's SEC Title Prediction
Vanderbilt over Alabama 31-30
Ummm. Wow. Just Wow.
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"I keep playing this drum until it actually comes true..."
Got to bang the dream I guess.
Oh and his predictions, with one exception, are pretty terrible too.
by Nick's Hat Band on May 27, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions
Yep the top two in the SEC W
No way LSU finishes 4th.
I just won a t-shirt tearing contest against the Tennessee coaching staff
by Stuck in the Plains on May 27, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
looks like he nailed the 6th spot in the west though...
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on May 28, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I
would love for that to happen though. Easiest ticket in SEC CG history right there.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
This has to be a joke
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
I'm afraid not, sir...
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Well,
the part about Aubie being at the bottom and Bama being at the top of the West isn’t a joke, but yeah…the rest of it’s plain insane.
I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR
You're hilarious
but i was referring to this: Vanderbilt over Alabama 31-30
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on May 28, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
im trying to think
of the last time a team from the state of Alabama lost to Vandy…oh yeah now i remember…
‘When you build a house and you make it hurricane-proof by putting certain kinds of windows in it, and use cement instead of stick construction and all that kind of stuff, you’re getting prepared for what? A hurricane that may or may never every come." ’We’re going to have 12 hurricanes next year, we know they’re coming.’
- Coach Nick Saban
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"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
What a feel-good story...
…I feel good every time I hear it.
by NiceLittleSaturday on May 28, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
what...that season tickets
are only a c note?
I just won a t-shirt tearing contest against the Tennessee coaching staff
by Stuck in the Plains on May 28, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure...
…and there’s also that part about Vandy beating Auburn.
by NiceLittleSaturday on May 28, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
new
wallpaper
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on May 28, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I am amazed how short
your memories are when it comes to certain things.
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
Speaking of short memories
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"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
Posting
this on TET the Monday AFTER is what got me banned.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
That's too bad...
…now they’ll only get 9 or 10 hits per week.
by NiceLittleSaturday on May 28, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
beautiful!
they banned you for that? did you post it as a fanshot? or a fanpost and then type “75 words 75 words 75 words….” cause if you did that? then, well, i kinda support them….lol
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on May 29, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
oh
so they just banned you cause they were butt sore little b*tch @$$ losers…. my bad, shoulda known…
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on May 29, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Neither
someone started a “Tuberville Memories” thread after he was fired (ok, so maybe now looking back it wasn’t the Monday after but he was fired not too long after). I said “this is what I’ll always remember Tubbs for…” and BAM posted that baby right on there. I was banned and they deleted the post.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
I thought
individual posts couldn’t be deleted by a site moderator, but they can delete entire threads. correct me if I’m wrong…
so easy... even an Auburn fan can do it!
Uh..that would be wrong...
Having seen comments deleted and having had a comment deleted here myself before, I speak from experience. Most of the time here, however, the mods have taken the easy way and deleted the whole thread. Very frustrating when you’ve spent a lot of time commenting on a thread, to see it disappear over some jerk comments(mostly from the Barners).
You had me at "ROLL TIDE"!!!
Stay on task, man!
We’re talking about SEC football here…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Hey
I was trying to.
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on May 29, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
We could slaughter Auburn 15 years in a row
and this would still be used as ammunition.
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
by J.JACOBS4PRES on Jun 3, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
that one was full of fail
turned out to be a promo for that condo developer and not too many folks showed up.
Yeah...
… plus that whole got their ass beat thing…
by outsidethesidelines on May 29, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
ESPN
sure had a field day with it. Made LSU fans look like bitter 16 year-old girls who got dumped on prom night…wait…what?
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
Methane?
Maybe he just drinks too much bong water…
by Bama philosophe on May 28, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions
i've generally been more insightful
after a nice quaff of bong water. Whereas, sniffing the fumes of one’s own b.s. is methane-tastic :)
I just won a t-shirt tearing contest against the Tennessee coaching staff
by Stuck in the Plains on May 28, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
a friend of mine
in high school used to fight for bong water. we’d pretend to want to drink it this time or whatever and he’d be like “i’m drinkin the damn bong water cause thats what I DO! f you, we’ll wretsle for it!” and then we’d be like “okay man, you won this time, but i get to drink it tomorrow.” and oh my, how we would laugh….
welcome to the SEC kiffykins...
by tempebamafan on May 29, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
What is...
…this ‘bong water’ of which you speak? Is it kinda like Evian?
by NiceLittleSaturday on May 29, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
mainly manufactured in Boulder, Berkeley, Eugene, Madison, Ann Arbor and Amherst :)
I just won a t-shirt tearing contest against the Tennessee coaching staff
by Stuck in the Plains on May 29, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Forgot Humboldt.
Yup. How could you forget Humboldt? That’s gotta be the prettiest place to get royally baked on the planet. Patrick’s Point State Beach is like being on some Caribbean beach, just 1,000 kajillion degrees colder.
Mmmm-mmm! Great bong water over there.
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Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"
by BixBeiderbecke on May 29, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
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