Collect the following:
- 1 part ill-conceived recruiting stunt
- 1 part now redacted bit of recruit smack talk
- 1 part high-profile recruit signing
- 1 part not-quite-so-high-profile recruit signing
Stir well and set aside.
Mix together until frothy.
Add all the ingredients in a large bowl of delusion and mix thoroughly. Put into pre-heated oven and remove only when completely half baked. Season with indignation and speculation. Serve immediately.