Apparently Saban and the Tide are back on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

First

“Raising Alabama,” now “Alabama Rising.”

What month is this? August I assume?

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Jul 15, 2009 11:29 AM CDT reply actions

Ole Crazy Eyes gettin' him some pub too

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No that is not my fat-ass baseball glove of a hand.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Jul 15, 2009 11:37 AM CDT reply actions

Is it just me?

Or does Houston Dale look like a bad impression of a Nascar driver?

I just won a t-shirt tearing contest against the Tennessee coaching staff

by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 15, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions

Lol, no kidding

by outsidethesidelines on Jul 15, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions

Despite the fact that I got whiskey-bent last night, after meeting two old-timers who are older than a hill. . . (hence, I’ve got a bit of a hitch to my giddy-up today. . . sho’ can use a V8 today/all day)- I truly didn’t get it that Bens’ pic was of Coach Miss(ing)OneNutt!

It finally dawned on me about the “glasses” and Junior reference. (btw: how ‘bout that Mark Martin lately? tell y’all what: his mechanic is A KEEPER!)

So’s anyhow, like I said- "Swear to buddha, Nutt looks a lot like Quentin “Who’s your Dawg” Tarantino. (matter of fact, that’s exactly what I was thinking when I initially saw Bens’ pic. “What’s QT got to do with SEC football? Is he making a movie? Don’t tell me he graduated from Auburn School of Fine Arts and Cowdung Decoupage-ing”?. . . .ohhhhhh! riiiiiiiiiiiight!! Yallo! Barkeep, one more . . . .for the shivers!)

See for yourself

Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"

by BixBeiderbecke on Jul 15, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions

Rewbels are Risky Business

"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum

by GumptownTiger on Jul 15, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions

You can't see it in the cover picture...

but Nutt is actually staring down a bunch of Arkansas fans and the administrative staff…also his shirt says “How you like me now, beeyotches?” across the front but they cut that off as well.

by String30 on Jul 15, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions

yeah

and he also has a sawed-off shotgun in his right hand, a box of roses under his left arm and he’s sitting on a harley.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Jul 15, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Look into my eyes........

I’m an overhyped goober, and if you want to be an underachieving player, come let me coach you, hahahahahaha, (evil laugh inserted here)

There are 3 kinds of men. The ones who learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. And the rest have to pee on the electric fence to find out for themselves. Will Rogers

by jtCRIMSON on Jul 15, 2009 11:40 AM CDT reply actions

thats for the Nutt of course.......

NOT for the BEST coach in America.

There are 3 kinds of men. The ones who learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. And the rest have to pee on the electric fence to find out for themselves. Will Rogers

by jtCRIMSON on Jul 15, 2009 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions

This beats the hell out of a billboard!

Seriously, there is a big difference between solicited and unsolicited publicity.

by JR01 on Jul 15, 2009 12:27 PM CDT reply actions

Well, it's regional...

… so I’m sure Chizik will get a cover too. Of course, it will also probably have the following headline:

"5-19…

Is Chizik the worst hire in modern SEC history?"

by outsidethesidelines on Jul 15, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions

But what region would Auburn be in?

I guess they could saturate Lee County.

I hate the NCAA more than UT & AU combined. At least with UT & AU you got a fighting chance.

by 5026 on Jul 15, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions

and

the corresponding article will be one word long -

YES.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Jul 15, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions

Haha

[FTW equivalent]

by bamabrian on Jul 15, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions

sooo...

Are these regional or ?
Does that mean I’d get a Butch Davis cover?

enjoy...

by SpockJenkins on Jul 15, 2009 12:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions

Dang son! I didn't know your were stateside?

I thought? Well. . . . . . . . . .I’ll eat a bug!

There this granola-dude, started playing Ultimate frisbee with us a few months back now, he’s from North Carolina. He’s an anthro major, into Native American Indians and . . . .feathers or whatnot. He left his girl back there, and . . . . . . .she’s a NUG! Showed me pictures of his “friends” and boy I’ll tell you. There’s some serious chronic nugs out in North Carolina! Not one duck in all his pics.

Lucky.

Just be lucky you don’t live in Indiana. Charlie Tuna? Shit will turn you into stone. (Gorgon Charlie)

Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"

by BixBeiderbecke on Jul 15, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions

southern girls ftw

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Jul 15, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions

English buddies

Got a friend, from Middlesborough, England (‘Boro boy, they call ’em)- who’s basically the epitome of “cockney”- in slang, dress, and manner- he’s superfantabulous to me because he always finds someway of saying:

1. “you f_cking punter!”
2. “what a daft c_nt!” (never towards women, only leveled on idiotic prick guys. . . i know? tell me about it)
3. “AHHHH, FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEE!” (very useful and quite interchangeable in all matters of conversation and declarations)

So yeah, . . . .southern girls. . . . .fuck meeeeee! (totally, maybe just kidding)

Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"

by BixBeiderbecke on Jul 15, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions

I was going...

…to buy a copy of Yea Alabama, but now I can just read SI for info on my favorite player, Orlando McCain!

by NiceLittleSaturday on Jul 15, 2009 4:50 PM CDT reply actions

Crap

I’m gonna get one of these with Pete Carroll on it. I thought for a second Saban was the SI coverboy. Shucks

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Jul 15, 2009 5:35 PM CDT reply actions