You Might Be a Redneck

by LifelongBammer on Jul 15, 2009 4:46 PM CDT Comment 18 comments

``These billboards in strategically selected markets show our commitment to continuing to look for innovative ways to promote Auburn football and enhance the Auburn brand,'' Athletics Director Jay Jacobs said in a statement. ``The billboards will also promote and support the mission of Auburn University in general, complementing other recent investments such as the establishment of the Shug Jordan Professorship and other initiatives to come."

If you chose your college from on a billbord

You Might Be a Redneck

If a rented limo changed your life

Then you just might be a redneck.

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If you claim to be a fan of your school’s football team but expend all your energy discussing your in-state rival’s team …

If your answer to every criticism of your football team is “Six in a row!” But, you claim that Bama fans “live in the past.”

If you fire your coach for ruining your program with a spread offense and then bring on another coach … who installs a spread offense.

If you think you are going to contend for the SEC with a 5-19 coach, but think Bama fans are “delusional.”

If you feel it is your personal responsibility to make sure everyone around you is aware that “Bahr is dead!”

Dr. BamaFrazier is IN!

by BamaFrazier on Jul 15, 2009 9:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions

Dear Auburn,

Boom! Roasted.

"When people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears their people, there is liberty" - Thomas Jefferson

by BamaReturns07 on Jul 16, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions

Again?

Do you undestand how stupid you sound saying:

If you claim to be a fan of your school’s football team but expend all your energy discussing your in-state rival’s team …

on this post?

"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum

by GumptownTiger on Jul 16, 2009 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions

The difference is

This post really didn’t take that much energy – this was waaaay too easy!

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Jul 16, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions

You nailed it Sug

It took all of about 10 minutes

I have to either stop drinking.... or drink more

by LifelongBammer on Jul 16, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions

Gump

Do you realize how stupid you sound when you make this statement while visiting a Bama blog. I think you may have just proved BamaFraziers point.

I have to either stop drinking.... or drink more

by LifelongBammer on Jul 16, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions

Yeah

cause thats the same thing right

"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum

by GumptownTiger on Jul 17, 2009 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions

Touche'

I’m just picking at you anyway Gump.

I have to either stop drinking.... or drink more

by LifelongBammer on Jul 17, 2009 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions

That's spelled...

…douche.

by NiceLittleSaturday on Jul 17, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions

Gump

has been kind of sensitive lately… wanna talk about it?

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Jul 17, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions

pre media day jitters

It’s like knowing your going to the prom with the ugliest date.

Nah just been blowing work steam off on sbn. I’ve been much worse over at TET trying to tlk to the guys that are saying AU ends the season 2nd in the west.

"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum

by GumptownTiger on Jul 17, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions