Yet 40 Days and Virginia Tech Shall Be Overthrown

So I was walking down the street when this strange-looking man who smelled vaguely of fish and seaweed came up to me.  He told a story of having been divinely appointed to carry a message of judgment against an evil people.  There was something in there about being swallowed by a whale...at least I think that's what he said.  I asked him where he was headed, and he said Atlanta.  So I asked him to share his message with me.

That's when he cried out loudly, "Yet 40 days and Virginia Tech shall be overthrown."  Well it didn't take a prophet to figure out what that meant!  I can't wait to bring down the hammer on the Hokies.