Glen Coffee Signs with San Francisco

by kleph on Jul 28, 2009 9:06 AM CDT Comment 24 comments

Any reason to post this vid is a good reason.

Glen Coffee has inked his contract with the San Francisco 49ers who were awesome and foresighted enough to pick him up in the third round of this year's NFL draft. Our fellow SB Nation denizens over at Niner's Nation are understandably upbeat over the news. The four-year deal was announced by the team Monday night and rookies are slated to report for camp today. According to one source the deal is worth roughly $2.58 million that includes a signing bonus close to $830,000.

So mark your calendars. On Dec. 14 Rashad Johnson and the Arizona Cardinals head to San Fran to take on Glen and the 49ers. It's a late-season game so, with any luck, they'll both get a little playing time.

HT: Team Speed Kills

FanPosts are just that; posts created by the fans. They are in no way indicative of the opinions of SBN and the authors of Roll Bama Roll.

0 recs | Comment 24 comments

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Is it

Iron Bowl week yet??

Yeah…ill say it again…we might not have blown them out…but if Andre had played in the Sugar bowl…i have no doubt we would have won…cause that dude was a freakin beast!

"First, there are winners and know they are winners. Then there are the losers who know they are losers. Then there are those who are not winners but don’t know it. They’re the ones for me. They never quit trying. They’re the soul of our game."– Paul "Bear" Bryant

by bammer on Jul 28, 2009 9:23 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

What if...

….just a hypothetical question….but What if Glen Coffee and Andre Smith were both coming back for their Senior years…. Do you think Alabama would be anyone’s favored to win the SEC over Florida? What if…

by akbrown15 on Jul 28, 2009 10:06 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I would feel confident that

Gmac would have all day to throw the ball.

Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

by IHC800 on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

As a 49er fan...

I approve of this message. Hopefully he’ll be able to contribute some this season.

by CaliforniaTide on Jul 28, 2009 10:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

tim castille

figures to be the Cardinals’ #1 fullback this year too. so clearly we should all be rooting for them.

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Jul 28, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

As a Raider fan {insert: "I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on ANYONE!" - OTS}. . .

. . .I thoroughly dislike the 69-ers. . . .BUT

Good on ya Glen! Give those gaylords hell out there in Santa Clara! (words of caution: in The City afterhours. . . stay away from DV8/Spundaes, and Afterlife/DNA Lounge, but. . . .FOR SURE find some way of ending up at The End Up! And if you can’t “end up” at The End Up. . . .boy. . . .you tore up!)

Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"

by BixBeiderbecke on Jul 28, 2009 3:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

DNA Lounge

doesn’t even sound like a place I would want to hang out….ew.

We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person. ~W. Somerset Maugham

by BamaReturns07 on Jul 28, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

by bammer on Jul 28, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah BRO, but. . . .

. . . .DNA is RIGHT AROUND the corner from “The 20-Tank” (pssst: it’s THE super-microbrewery ON THE PLANET! – That’s right, that’s right: 20 GINORMOUS kabillion-gallon silver beer tanks of the US BEST micro-brews BREWED RIGHT SMACK DAB IN THAT BUILDING by a “guest” or “celebrity” brew-meister (each tank has it’s own brewmeister! no joke!) and for your discretion to purvey. So that’s 20 different micro-brewed beers, each with it’s own brewmeister watching over their work/art/booze- take your pick.)

I choose “art”! Oh yeah, and DNA is where all the top fashion/art/geek chicks hang out. “Granola-girls”/“hippy-chicks”/“Buddha-boys”/“Shemale-sugarpapa’s” NOT ALLOWED! It’s the best place to try and hook up with a REAL girl that doesn’t smell like patchouli-oil. And. . . .their armpits are shavened. Or is that shaved? (regardless. . . . .you “get” what I’m “putting down”, right?)

by BixBeiderbecke on Jul 29, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

is the 20 tank near the downtown/financial district?

i’m goin through SF after my little visit to oregon in late september. will be staying at a fancy hotel for super cheap, looking for crap to do for 1 night (probably a sunday)

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Jul 29, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Naw. . .but it's only @ ? mi west and. . . .(smaller than) ? mi a little south though!

It’s off the corner of 9th & Harrison – great directions, no? Totally. . . . ;- )

You can take any Financial Dist street south of Market St. (Market St. runs E-W kinda parallel with Harrison). Take ?whatever"? street south towards the Bay Bridge but turn LEFT at Harrison- follow that down to Ninth St, turn left at Ninth- immediately to the right of the street is DNA Lounge- go down @ 400 yds and on the left side of the street on Ninth is “The 20-Tank” (you can’t miss it. . .it has 3 of the 17 ginormous silver kabillion beer tanks viewable from the building front-windows. seating near the windows or out back in the patio are the best. order first at the counter- tell the dude/dudette you’ll be sitting in the back and he’ll have a barback/waitperson go back and check on you all from time to time. Otherwise, if you wait. . . .you won’t get seated for 45 minutes and prolly not be drinking anything during that time either. You’re better off helping yourself to make others help you quicker. Feelin’ me?)

If, IF you do go to DNA Lounge- it doesn’t get jumping until 12 midnight and usually from Wed – Sat. . .they have “afterhours”. . .That’s when the place is BUMPIN’! (rave afterparty kinda things for the adult-cool set. . .goes on til 9 AM and . . . .they’ll have Daft P mixed in- mostly, it’s music like that. . . a better than good groove of San Fran House/Deep House. The door guy is also the manager- his name is “Attila”, he’s an uber-blonde scary-looking no-front teeth dude from South Africa, my friend for 18 years. Tell him “Tristan” (me) says hi from LA. (if it’s not too busy- he might just let you and whoever you’re with (max 10 people) in for free. $25 cover, otherwise. . .ask him for a deal? (first tenet to negotiation is, “ask”)

Let me know about your trip closer to you going on it, maybe I can work something out for you. Don’t know anybody at “The 20-Tank”- and. . that’s the truth.

by BixBeiderbecke on Jul 29, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whoa! I tried writing the above post to quickly. . .

. . . . I had to take my “brother” (volunteering at “Big Brothers Big Sisters of Greater Los Angeles”) to a movie tonight. He ended up not showing up, had to go out to get him AND his 2 sisters. Brought his mom and aunt who’s staying with them at the moment, too! (he hated the movie, but his sisters, mom and auntie loved it. “Enchanted” with Amy Adams was showing for free at my church tonight. Have you seen it? Anybody? Wow! This might seem strange but. . . .I thought the movie was a total HOOT! I’m not kidding. I never heard of the movie, but having just seen it- I’m so stupid with weird silliness right now- I just phoned my girlfriend about it and she’s putting it on our next Netflix dvd. I’m retarded, this might be true- but wow AND damn! That Amy Adams chick had me cracking up something fierce!) I’ll take my little buddy to Go Kart racetrack on Saturday to make up for tonight. Just the two of us, and no girls next time.

So, here’s the thing: when driving down Harrison- DON’T turn left at Ninth St. (that’ll take you on to the freeway going south out of The City, it won’t be fun trying to get back towards the Financial District at that point. That area is a beotch on surface streets, and is NOTHING LIKE what you see when you’re down in thick of it by The Embarcadero and Financial District. The immediate area when you get on the freeway at Ninth is called “Portrero Hill District”- back in the day: one of the more feared gangland barrios in all of the Bay Area. It gets worth going south from there. . . . .until you get to Pacifica (7 miles south of San Francisco). . . .so- again: NOT GOOD TO GET ON THE FREEWAY AT NINTH! – (ahem) So anyway- when you come to Ninth St- turn RIGHT! From there- DNA Lounge is to the immediate right (like I said) and The 20-tank is down the street a bit on the left hand side of ninth.

(another thing to watch out for. when you’re heading down Harrison, be sure to wait until you come to Ninth St. to turn right, because- a lot of those streets intersecting Harrison along the way are ONE WAY STREETS and the possibility of you going down the wrong way on those one-ways are GREAT! It happens a lot down there with tourists. It’s a little bananas over that way. (there’s the Cal-Train Station, Moscone Center, Yerba Buena Gardens/Museum, the new Giants baseball stadium, and massive new construction)

by BixBeiderbecke on Jul 30, 2009 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

word

i’ll definitely check back with you before i head out. we’re kinda unsure of our itinerary, thinking about hitting up a game, not sure if we’ll do one in oregon or maybe at usc (they play washington that weekend). but ont he other hand, it’d be nice to be in reno/tahoe or vegas on saturday so we can maybe place some bets.

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Jul 30, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I had to take my "brother" (volunteering at "Big Brothers Big Sisters of Greater Los Angeles") to a movie tonight

by kleph on Jul 31, 2009 7:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've

been to San Fran and I must admit that I’m in love with that city. The architecture, the food, the views, the different cultures, its just all about lifestyle there (pause for gay jokes…….). Seriously though, if I were a very very rich man I’d own a vacation home there, or a condo or something… the dining alone is worth a trip as its easily one of the best food cities around.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Jul 28, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

dunno about drankin, but for eatin'

it’s la mar cebicheria peruana, ftw. it’s the first US branch of a famed peruvian restaurant. the one in lima is superb and all accounts i’ve heard of the san fran one are very positive.

by kleph on Jul 28, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

San Fran

people have very high standards when it comes to food, so if they say its good then that’s all I need.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Jul 28, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow

so you guys eat a lot of octopus in Peru?

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Jul 28, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

pulpo. and yes. it’s a staple in ceviche mixto.

by kleph on Jul 28, 2009 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ceviche? Mmmmmm-um! Mi gusta mas! (todas)

I’ll give it a look-see one of these days. Prolly in The Mission district. (kleph- that’s where “Little Tijuana”, “Little El Salvador”, “Little Peru”, Little Tegulchigapa", “Little-You-Name-It” – so long as it’s a Spanish country. . . .IT’S THERE! (the best non-US city little CITY IN THE WORLD. And. . . .it’s ALWAYS JUMPING! Music, festivals, empenadas, pupusas, Resposadas, chingazos! And. . . .no more gangbangers anymore- they done moved up and swam over to OAKTOWN! Orale’!

by BixBeiderbecke on Jul 29, 2009 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs