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SEC as Soundtrack: Florida

We love music here at RBR almost as much as we love football. So, in an attempt to help waste away the last bit of the offseason, I bring you the latest (and dare I say greatest) stupid idea for a series of posts: The SEC as soundtrack. In order to make things more interesting for myself, I've given myself some parameters:

  • Only music from 1990 to the present may be included...largely to prevent people telling me I should use "Deacon Blues" or "Sweet Home Alabama" for the Tide's song.
  • It has to be something I actually listen to

So, with that in mind, I'm going to start with the SEC East and go through it alphabetically and then do the West in reverse alpha order so we're the last one revealed. Today's entry: Florida (and the lyrics are NSFW, though I doubt anyone will be able to decipher many of the words in that bit...)

"Swamp Song" by Tool. Originally chosen because of the obvious association of the word "swamp," the lyrics seem to be pretty apt to describe Florida's home field advantage and to the feeling most opponents must feel when facing the juggernaut that is the Florida Gators


You're dancing in quicksand.
Why don't you watch where you're wandering?
Why don't you watch where you're stumbling?
You're wading knee deep and going in.
And you may never come back again.

Tomorrow: Georgia

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I'm assuming Beck's Loser

will be reserved for the viles or the barn.

barn reference> Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park

viles (Kiffin) reference> Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare

I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.

by Tusk on Aug 13, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

kiffin = backdoorboys

barn = creed

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Aug 13, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're leaving out Nickelback.

I’d much rather listen to Creed than Nickelback.

by jsholt969 on Aug 13, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

is a .44 through the soft palate

an option?

I just won a t-shirt tearing contest against the Tennessee coaching staff

by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 14, 2009 7:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

no no no

creed = gay = kiffin

Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler

by bammer on Aug 14, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

dont forget about "deborah"

i wanna get wit you, and your sistah, i think her names deborah…… aaaaaoooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! debrah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats me to layla K and her sister (i think her names deborah) by the way…..

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Aug 14, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know...

…if this falls into the what you actually listen to category, but ‘Boom’ by P.O.D. almost seems to have been written in an attempt to be played during the CBS SEC game. Yes, it’s fairly cheesy, but much of the lyrical content would be applicable to any team with a hard-hitting defense.

by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 13, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

And...

…speaking of tenacious D, “Wonder Boy” wouldn’t have been a bad choice for Florida/Tim Tebow (he is their entire team, right?).

“What is the secret of your power?”

by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 13, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Always loved...

these highlights from 2005 set to BOOM!

You had me at "ROLL TIDE"!!!

by bamavicki on Aug 14, 2009 7:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's my favorite highlight video ever...

Thank you for finding it. YouTube took the music out… I used to listen to that before I’d run, and now I can again.

by crimsontsunami on Aug 15, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was surprised...

…to find the music gone when I pulled up my youtube favorites. I was determined to find it somewhere. Crimson Tradition(now TideTV) did some great highlight videos that year to some awesome music.

You had me at "ROLL TIDE"!!!

by bamavicki on Aug 15, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Re: Creed & NKOTB

a) I have to actually like it and in the case of NKOTB, it’s pre-1990 (I think they are anyway.)

by Nico2.0 on Aug 13, 2009 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Re: POD & Tenacious D

a) I actually like P.O.D. (they’re my one nu-metal weakness)
b) Wonderboy would’ve been a good fit for Florida.

by Nico2.0 on Aug 13, 2009 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice choice

Love Tool. I was listening to them today on my way home from work.

by sixfoot7 on Aug 13, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Same here

James Maynard Keenan has a great voice.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Aug 14, 2009 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

TOOL is the best...

have listened to them since ’93…seen them in concert three times (as recently as 7/27/09 in Atlanta). Anything by Tool is always a nice choice.

by String30 on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

i freakin hate tool

most completely unoriginal “original” band to date/

he was injured. injured bad.

by troy145 on Aug 15, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I gotta song...

Its called "VT gonna get there A** kicked pretty sonn!!

by walksonwater on Aug 13, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

If I'm an Ole Miss Runnin' Rebel, I'd say. . . . .

. . . Runnin’ rebels don’t watch where they stumble and wander! And if I’m knee deep in anything, it’s “boo-ya”, you coming of age Gators. And you can bet your bottom dollar I can cut and dance on quicksand. But you boys sure look funny dancing on vaseline. So, if you ask nicely, maybe my Ole Miss will let us come back again? Let’s get with this! (who’s your daddy? hint: he’s a Nutt)

Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"

by BixBeiderbecke on Aug 14, 2009 4:00 AM CDT reply actions  

I really have to say....

I think Florida would be some nouveau riche d’bag band, utterly lacking in substance, taste, history or decorum.

COLDPLAY

I just won a t-shirt tearing contest against the Tennessee coaching staff

by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 14, 2009 7:52 AM CDT reply actions  

Auburn's should be...

Livin’ on A Prayer…or maybe that should have been last years. Maybe Less Than Jake’s “Science of Selling Yourself Short”

by RammerJammer23 on Aug 14, 2009 2:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Weird Al...

“You’re Pitiful”

I just won a t-shirt tearing contest against the Tennessee coaching staff

by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 14, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vandy

Rockin’ The Suburbs

Ben Folds

“You don’t know what it’s like…bein’ male, middle class and white….”

by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 14, 2009 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha

love that song. Didn’t they write it about Fred Durst?

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Aug 14, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Auburn..

You Suck- by the Call Backs

And you fall on down again
Failure is your best known friend
You try hard but you lose
(I really got to give it to you)
Yet you refuse to give in
(But I Won’t)
Give it all up and go on home
Nobody will care you’ll be left alone
Just leave here now and go on home

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/You-Suck-lyrics-The-Callbacks/9621B796D6C117AB48256EF30022FE95

Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler

by bammer on Aug 14, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Florida = Gang Starr - Suckas Need Bodyguards...

since they’re on top and we’re gunning for them, this song is fits…

enjoy...

by SpockJenkins on Aug 15, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   3 recs

Spock, you truely are RBR's king of Hip Hop.

adroit GangStar reference, +1 to you sir.

welcome to the SEC kiffykins...

by tempebamafan on Aug 17, 2009 3:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

adroit use of adroit

I just won a t-shirt tearing contest against the Tennessee coaching staff

by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 17, 2009 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS IS THE WINNER!

Can’t go wrong with Gang Starr!

I was listening to Pavement on my cruise, a lot. “Cut Your Hair” is a decent reminder of the Gator “jorts&mullett” look that’s broke.

Suckas need bodyguards and barbers!

"As for being a Raiders fan, I wouldn't wish that fucking shit on anybody." [the venerable OTS at Roll Bama Roll}

by BixBeiderbecke on Aug 17, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

More of the series...

…coming later today. Had no internet access over the weekend.

by Nico2.0 on Aug 17, 2009 2:50 PM CDT reply actions  

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