could we get a sample?

now I’m hot they all on me cuz I’m Magnum Effin P.I.

You mean, there was an all-berries Cap’n, captain? Man alive! I didn’t catch that train when it came in. Ain’t never heard of it, but. . . . .that’s not to say I wouldn’t try it. I have a strong indication that I’d eat the crap outta that cereal.

I can make a sandwich outta bread and something else?, whatever- I’ll eat that sandwich like it’s the best sandwich I ever ate. That’s how all my sandwiches are to me. I used to HAVE TO eat cereal with powdered milk as a kid, that’s how poor we were. (or, that’s how my mama had us brainwashed? you ever eat Special K and powdered milk? that’s gotta be the most nastiest and harmful thing to do to a kid. hell, i’d rather put Tang in my cereal than powdered milk. you should have heard the griping back then. my mama.) What I’m getting at is this, lately- I’ve been prolly having too many bacon/eggs/potatoes breakfasts. My cholesterol level is ideal, and blood pressure has been excellent according to my last annual check-up- but. . . .sooner or later gravity and time will be unkind to my metabolism and so I’ve been seriously watching what I eat, as far as trans fat, sodium, and LDL intake.

Cereal is now epicenter for health. (who cares about teeth? i got a pearly-white grill, except for two implants that were necessary because those teeth got knocked the f_ck out. Anybody who says they like Grape Nuts is telling everybody they like to eat crunchy sand and have a prediliction of hating their mouth.

Trix, Cocoa Pebbles, Cap-N Crunch might not be the best morning cereals to eat, but- don’t forget. . . .THEY’RE FORTIFIED! (getting used to 1% milk has been a disaster for me. might as well drink powdered milk, no? so. . . .back to 100%, but. . . . it’s ORGANIC! y’all!)

Considering buying a mad-grip of those Post Honey Bunches of Oats. Had some at a buddy’s, they’re not half bad. Trouble with those Post corn-flake type cereals is that you have to limit the amount of serving per bowl ‘cause those flakes just don’t stand a chance in milk for very long. So, instead of having one bigass bowl of that stuff, you have to have like 4 small bowls. (it’s okay. . . .i do the same thing with The Cap’N, i preen like a teenage girl with all that crunchiness and meltiness, and loveliness in my mouth while my endless stomach yearns for it’s turn to grub out)

Ah crud! This has been a silly reply, and my toast just burned to a crisp. Great! Now I gotta leave my windows open for the morning. AND take out the trash, otherwise the smell of my little bonfire will stick around all day. (it’s decided! i’m gonna wrastle me up some chorizo-breakfast burrito from the Roach-Coach that’s parked near my work. for $2.50- you can’t beat that with a stick! wonder if that girl sells beers too? chorizo and beer? ummmm, i’m liking the way my Thursday is shaping up)