Your Friday Beauty and (Parts of) the Beast

by Todd on Sep 11, 2009 3:00 PM CDT Comment 31 comments

Told you, the Football Gods love the blondes...

As promised, a win means I'm attempting to digest something completely horrible as an offering of praise and thanks to the Football Gods. They were good to us against Va. Tech, so here I am, desperately trying to consume a pickled pig lip. I could only handle three bites (and could only manage to swallow two), but just seeing/hearing me about to vomit should be enough. Enjoy. I didn't.

ed.- moving the video off the front page since Viddler is apparently causing some trouble. You can still watch the horror after the jump.

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not sure if I want to know the answer but...

…how do you know it tastes like pickled human flesh?

Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant

by TheRedTideConsumes on Sep 11, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You

took 2 more bites than I would have. Good show.

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Sep 11, 2009 3:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Goddamn...

… hats off Todd. Now if that’s not taking one for the team, I don’t know what is.

Just look at the bright side, you’ll probably only have to match that level of disgusting-ness a couple of more times.

by outsidethesidelines on Sep 11, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Todd eats a pig lip to throw up

and all i have to do is look at that nasty woman he posted….good trade off

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."

by comer4tide on Sep 11, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Quick point...

Aren’t you suppose to eat these BEFORE the game….i mean, you didn’t announce the embarrassing admission after the game….

Just sayin….

Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler

by bammer on Sep 11, 2009 3:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

oh

and well done sir..i would have lost it when i popped open the jar.

Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler

by bammer on Sep 11, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's a thank offering.

So, no, he doesn’t need to eat them before the game. However, I do strongly feel that he should tell the gods before each game what he will be eating the next week if they give the Tide a win.

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Sep 11, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think he should eat 1 serving prior to and 1 after

Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant

by TheRedTideConsumes on Sep 11, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

just in case

Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant

by TheRedTideConsumes on Sep 11, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That'll put some hair on your chest

Amazing

Fumbles. It was always Fumbles

by DocFumbles on Sep 11, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

If you shaved your chin you could totally rock the Ambrose Burnside.

by rugman11 on Sep 11, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he was a terrible

general…but had some awesome side chops…

Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler

by bammer on Sep 12, 2009 6:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

As they say on Hee-Haw, "sa-LUTE!"

by Bubba Chang on Sep 11, 2009 4:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Not quite...

Like the Cuban Sandwiches in the post below, eh?

by CaliforniaTide on Sep 11, 2009 4:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Well done, Todd.

My hat’s off to you, sir. That is by far the most hilarious, disgusting thing I have ever seen on this blog! Kudos.

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Sep 11, 2009 4:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

pickled ~~barnyard labia plasty leftovers~~ ~~pigs lips? why?~~

by JDinGeorgia on Sep 11, 2009 4:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i mean

pickled ~~barnyard labia plasty leftovers~~ ~~pigs lips? why?~~

by JDinGeorgia on Sep 11, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

dammit. nevermind

by JDinGeorgia on Sep 11, 2009 5:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I just told my Taiwanese wife what you ate.

She is not impressed (you just got called out by a 98 lb. woman.)

by Bubba Chang on Sep 11, 2009 5:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I vote for Mrs. Bubba Chang...

…to be the official Todd’s Taste of the Town food selector.

RollBamaRoll.com

by Nico2.0 on Sep 12, 2009 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Rec'd

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Sep 12, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Roll Bama Roll - The Champagne of Bama Blogs.

by Todd on Sep 12, 2009 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm seeing nothing but a red x...

…but that probably gets the point across too. As in, survey says….

RollBamaRoll.com

by Nico2.0 on Sep 12, 2009 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good Show!

Way to take one for the team. Unfortunately I had to stop watching after the first bite. That was nasty!

by TexasTideGirl on Sep 11, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Cheer and the fans cheer with you, puke and you puke alone

Oh, nasty – Todd you are The Man. I was gagging too. My question is, are you going to have like different grades of nasty based on the team we play? And how on earth are you going to top pig lips? Not sure there actually IS anything worse or even equal to that.

by bamaskigirl2 on Sep 11, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

oh it could be a little worse...

I use to work with a guy who eat pickled pig snouts!! Great job Todd you are the man!! May the football gods be pleased with you thanks giveing offering.

" Chuck Norris Fears Only One Thing... Terrence Cody"

by parrotheadinbama on Sep 11, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Florida International Golden Panthers

What disgusting food would a a golden panther eat?

Wikipedia says this is the usual diet: Feral hog, white-tailed deer, raccon and armadillo occasionally they will consume rabbits, rats, birds, and on rare occasion alligators.

I vote for armadillo and have heard in Argentina, it is a delicacy.

Hope you saved some pigs lips for Arkansas.

marycontrary

by adeleswims on Sep 11, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Pickled pig lips

There is three words that should never collide in the same sentence

"Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!"

by LifelongBammer on Sep 11, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Squid in Ink Sause

Dr. BamaFrazier and I, along with our certainly legally retarded friends, made our annual drunken fishing trip this past spring in Cartersville, GA and the Doc and I actually found a can of “Squid in Ink Sause” at Target. None of us ever got drunk enough to eat it.. and we got pretty damn drunk that weekend.

“Squid in Ink Sause” that is the worst damn label I have ever seen. I tried to print that label and my printer locked up.

Anyway, it is still available if you need something nastier than pickled pig ligs.

"Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!"

by LifelongBammer on Sep 11, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs