Your Friday Beauty and (Parts of) the Beast
by Todd on Sep 11, 2009 3:00 PM CDT
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Told you, the Football Gods love the blondes...
As promised, a win means I'm attempting to digest something completely horrible as an offering of praise and thanks to the Football Gods. They were good to us against Va. Tech, so here I am, desperately trying to consume a pickled pig lip. I could only handle three bites (and could only manage to swallow two), but just seeing/hearing me about to vomit should be enough. Enjoy. I didn't.
ed.- moving the video off the front page since Viddler is apparently causing some trouble. You can still watch the horror after the jump.
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not sure if I want to know the answer but...
…how do you know it tastes like pickled human flesh?
Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant
by TheRedTideConsumes on Sep 11, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions
You
took 2 more bites than I would have. Good show.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
Goddamn...
… hats off Todd. Now if that’s not taking one for the team, I don’t know what is.
Just look at the bright side, you’ll probably only have to match that level of disgusting-ness a couple of more times.
by outsidethesidelines on Sep 11, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions
Todd eats a pig lip to throw up
and all i have to do is look at that nasty woman he posted….good trade off
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
Quick point...
Aren’t you suppose to eat these BEFORE the game….i mean, you didn’t announce the embarrassing admission after the game….
Just sayin….
Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler
It's a thank offering.
So, no, he doesn’t need to eat them before the game. However, I do strongly feel that he should tell the gods before each game what he will be eating the next week if they give the Tide a win.
I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR
I think he should eat 1 serving prior to and 1 after
Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant
by TheRedTideConsumes on Sep 11, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
just in case
Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant
by TheRedTideConsumes on Sep 11, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
he was a terrible
general…but had some awesome side chops…
Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler
Well done, Todd.
My hat’s off to you, sir. That is by far the most hilarious, disgusting thing I have ever seen on this blog! Kudos.
I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR
i mean
pickled barnyard labia plasty leftovers pigs lips? why?
I just told my Taiwanese wife what you ate.
She is not impressed (you just got called out by a 98 lb. woman.)
I vote for Mrs. Bubba Chang...
…to be the official Todd’s Taste of the Town food selector.
by Nico2.0 on Sep 12, 2009 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
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I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR
by SugarBowl93 on Sep 12, 2009 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Good Show!
Way to take one for the team. Unfortunately I had to stop watching after the first bite. That was nasty!
Cheer and the fans cheer with you, puke and you puke alone
Oh, nasty – Todd you are The Man. I was gagging too. My question is, are you going to have like different grades of nasty based on the team we play? And how on earth are you going to top pig lips? Not sure there actually IS anything worse or even equal to that.
oh it could be a little worse...
I use to work with a guy who eat pickled pig snouts!! Great job Todd you are the man!! May the football gods be pleased with you thanks giveing offering.
" Chuck Norris Fears Only One Thing... Terrence Cody"
by parrotheadinbama on Sep 11, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Florida International Golden Panthers
What disgusting food would a a golden panther eat?
Wikipedia says this is the usual diet: Feral hog, white-tailed deer, raccon and armadillo occasionally they will consume rabbits, rats, birds, and on rare occasion alligators.
I vote for armadillo and have heard in Argentina, it is a delicacy.
Hope you saved some pigs lips for Arkansas.
marycontrary
Pickled pig lips
There is three words that should never collide in the same sentence
"Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!"
Squid in Ink Sause
Dr. BamaFrazier and I, along with our certainly legally retarded friends, made our annual drunken fishing trip this past spring in Cartersville, GA and the Doc and I actually found a can of “Squid in Ink Sause” at Target. None of us ever got drunk enough to eat it.. and we got pretty damn drunk that weekend.
“Squid in Ink Sause” that is the worst damn label I have ever seen. I tried to print that label and my printer locked up.
Anyway, it is still available if you need something nastier than pickled pig ligs.
"Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!"
Well, good call buddy
that looked disgusting. I don’ eat shit I don’t like for nothin, so you are a better man than I.
It is important to find someone who allows you to fulfill your dreams. It is luck if that person finds you, too - Isaiah Zagar
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