Well, most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy, store-bought dirt. We can’t compete with that stuff.

apparently posted this on a different topic (Barners v. WV Mountain Queers) but I think it applies here too…

"scrambling to gain the moral high ground here does little to counter the blunt fact that your team sucks."

The idea behind being a University President is to get all your alums to actually think you are doing a good job. Lifting another school up above your school does not give that impression.