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As expected Deadrick will not play on Saturday, and it appears that Dareus will be the starter.

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This is all a motivational trick

Deaderick will come marching onto the field to the astonishment of Bama fans everywhere. We will rally behind him and the kids will play their hearts out.

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Sep 2, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

HA!

i just noticed your avatar is Pete! Man crush?

Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler

by bammer on Sep 2, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am

Pete’s Doppelganger.

No, wait…actually I am a monster like the thing in The Thing that infects, devours, and replicates those closest to me.

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Sep 2, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

… you’ve got to go back to the old one. Confusion notwithstanding, the Rambo avatar was always the coolest one on here.

by outsidethesidelines on Sep 2, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

maybe I’ll save the “Evil Pete” avatar for the next 200+ comment-argument about Courtney Upshaw’s girlfriend.

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Sep 2, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Prospero

with a wave of his magic wand…

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Sep 2, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ta-daaaa!

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Sep 2, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Much indeed

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Sep 2, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

all this talk

about avatars made me want to go back to my roots…

Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler

by bammer on Sep 2, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey

weren’t you honoring a bet?

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Sep 2, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

.....

oh yeah…i had that bet with the UF fan…Everyone here got so angry about that…i thought i was going to get banned..

Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler

by bammer on Sep 2, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't you mean...

OH YEAH!!!!!

"Nick Saban is the Robert Mugabe of college coaches."
-Paul Finebaum

by Bubba Chang on Sep 2, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

no....

The bet was only until the end of the season…was my last avatar that bad?

Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler

by bammer on Sep 2, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

What bet?

Did I miss out? Do tell….

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Sep 2, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

he he

i had an avatar bet with a guy over at Alligator Army. Whoever lost had to use the others avatar until the end of the season….

Unfortunately his was the UF SEC Champions logo….after i switched it…some of the more “upset” members went into full out mob and pitchforks…

i think it was up for a couple of days…

Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler

by bammer on Sep 2, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Outlaw Josey Wales disagrees

Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games. - Paul W. "Bear" Bryant

by TheRedTideConsumes on Sep 2, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

...which is my personal favorite avatar.

"Nick Saban is the Robert Mugabe of college coaches."
-Paul Finebaum

by Bubba Chang on Sep 2, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well...

that’s like, your opinion, man.

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Sep 2, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

In town you are the law, out here it’s me. Don’t push it, don’t push it or I’ll give you a war you won’t believe. Let it go, let it go…

"Nick Saban is the Robert Mugabe of college coaches."
-Paul Finebaum

by Bubba Chang on Sep 2, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

they drew first blood

not me.

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Sep 2, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stop, or my mom will shoot

"Nick Saban is the Robert Mugabe of college coaches."
-Paul Finebaum

by Bubba Chang on Sep 2, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

What about

my avatar? You can’t go wrong with Derrick Thomas as an angel with wings.

This upcoming season I'm gonna refer to Julio Jones as "The Magic Man" and Trent Richardson as "El Diablo"

by AlabamaTitans2009 on Sep 2, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Evil smoking Bocephus...

…takes offense to that.

Roll Bama Roll - The Champagne of Bama Blogs.

by Todd on Sep 2, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

and hip.

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Sep 2, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Sep 2, 2009 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

What happened to Deaderick is incredibly unfortunate. That being said, I am much more concerned with his physical and mental recovery as a person and not as a player. While Deaderick is an incredible athlete who will be missed on the field, he has two backups who will be more than serviceable replacements. IMO, Deaderick playing this Saturday shouldn’t even be an issue. You would think Chris Lowe could find something better to write about.

by rammerjammer7 on Sep 2, 2009 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

you think

 too much of Chris Lowe…

Scoring against Alabama will be like birthing a child: rare, painful, and messy. - The Ghost of Jay Cutler

by bammer on Sep 2, 2009 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chris Lowe thinks too much of Chris Lowe

"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons

by crimsonpride19 on Sep 2, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I don't.

I guess a better way to end the comment would have been “You would think that ‘the worldwide leader in sports’ could find a better blogger than Chris Lowe.” Then again, maybe I think too much of ESPN.

by rammerjammer7 on Sep 2, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a few suggestions for Lowe's replacement

1. Tommy Deas
2. Tim Gayle
3. Ray Melick
4. Clyde Bolton
5. Randy Kennedy

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Sep 2, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shane?

I just won a t-shirt tearing contest against the Tennessee coaching staff

by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 2, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

How’d you guess?

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Sep 2, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Randy should be #1

what about Tony Barnhart?

j/k guys…

"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken

by Bens4vcobra on Sep 2, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hope he recovers

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I also hope Alabama losses all it’s games, Nick Saban goes back to the NFL, and Alabama gives up football, but I hate to see bad things happen to good guys.

Of course, if he hadn’t had the oops of choosing Alabama he wouldn’t have been there .. ;-) — okay, sorry, sorry, had to say it. Feel free to commence “if he had been in Knoxville..” jokes.

But yeah, hope to see him have a full and healthy recovery.

by bobo_the_vol on Sep 2, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

I couldn't hear you

over your garbage truck

by squinky86 on Sep 2, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Crap!!

It was trash day, and I forgot to take my trash can to the street .. and home is so, so far away right now. : ’ (

Kirk Herbstreit: And this years Heisman Trophy goes to .. TIM TEBOW, UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA!!!
[ Begin music]
Jim Ross: My.. My god, is that Eric Berry's music??!!
Kirk: I hope not ...

by bobo_the_vol on Sep 2, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

You mean you missed work? You might get fired...

and then what will you wear to the game?

I bleed crimson and white...I puke Vol puke orange. RTR

by SugarBowl93 on Sep 2, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

I’m still in school, and about a 9 hour drive from Knoxville.

Kirk Herbstreit: And this years Heisman Trophy goes to .. TIM TEBOW, UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA!!!
[ Begin music]
Jim Ross: My.. My god, is that Eric Berry's music??!!
Kirk: I hope not ...

by bobo_the_vol on Sep 2, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one

on this site that is mystified at just how fast the NCAA handled the Ten. and Bryce Brown case? Or, at how long it has taken them not to address ours?

by CousinEddie on Sep 2, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

From what I've heard

Tennessee’s Athletic Department is really good at working the system and cutting through Red Tape. I don’t have a clue about Bama’s AD. I wasn’t even aware that Bama had an eligibility issue (insert joke about always assuming Alabama is ineligible, I’ll pass on it so just fill in your own) but now I think I’ll have to.

Needless to say, I do think the NCAA made the right decision, and I hate seeing guys who should play unable to because of some issue. I’ll look into your all’s case sometime and get an opinion of it. Now that I think about it I think I saw a headline elsewhere I didn’t follow about Julio Jones and Ingram?

Oh, wait, yeah, the I’M ON A BOAT! thing. From what I’ve heard, that kinda sounds a bit silly, on both sides, but I don’t smell anything that fishy, no pun intended.

Kirk Herbstreit: And this years Heisman Trophy goes to .. TIM TEBOW, UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA!!!
[ Begin music]
Jim Ross: My.. My god, is that Eric Berry's music??!!
Kirk: I hope not ...

by bobo_the_vol on Sep 2, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

REPEAT AFTER ME: JULIO AND INGRAM WILL PLAY

The fishing trip is a non-issue. Quit reading TET.

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Sep 2, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

for Christ's sake.

by brandonh on Sep 2, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pete...?

I’m as excited about watching this offense as I am about the impending decapitations our D is going to lay on people - Stuck in the Plains

by BamaReturns07 on Sep 2, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

Evil Pete has come to speak on behalf of his namesake.

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Sep 2, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's my two cents...

Pete knows a lot about NCAA issues, and at the end of the day he’s usually right about those matters. Give the man his credit.

And he says here that the trip is a non-issue, so why in the hell beat your head against the wall worrying otherwise?

Besides, keep this in mind… Saban and company very much have an incentive to keep the Hokie coaching staff in the dark about whether or not Julio & Ingram will play. The possibility of those two missing the game — thus causing a change in our scheme, strategy, and other plays having to fill roles — forces the Virginia Tech coaching to staff to plan and prepare for things they otherwise would not have to.

And all honesty, even if Saban knew they were going to play, why would he come out and announce they would? What, to calm the nerves of some paranoid Alabama fans? To hell with that… keep the Hokies in the dark instead.

by outsidethesidelines on Sep 2, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you think Saban

has received the ruling and he’s purposely keeping it secret? I trust Pete’s opinion because he’s the real deal, but the media is really trying to make this seem worse than it is (unless it is bad and we’re kidding ourselves, which I don’t think is the case because Pete and others have explained what’s even at stake if they do play before a ruling has been given).

MATRIX: Bennett, I thought you were--

BENNETT: Dead? You thought wrong. Ever since you had me thrown out of the unit, I've been waiting to pay you back. Do you know what today is, Matrix? Payday.

by Bamagrad on Sep 2, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think...
Do you think Saban has received the ruling and he’s purposely keeping it secret?

I obviously don’t know for sure that is what is happened, but I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if it did happen.

by outsidethesidelines on Sep 2, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that's the case

Though, I’ll be honest, I think Bama can beat VTech without their WRs. VTech’s offense just isn’t good enough, I don’t think, so as long as you guys don’t succumb to Beamer ball, should be fine.

Kirk Herbstreit: And this years Heisman Trophy goes to .. TIM TEBOW, UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA!!!
[ Begin music]
Jim Ross: My.. My god, is that Eric Berry's music??!!
Kirk: I hope not ...

by bobo_the_vol on Sep 2, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I totally thought Ingram was a WR

I have been corrected. So, that said hmmm. I hope for ya’lls sake you have him Hope for VTech’s sake you don’t. There, that sounds much less friendly.

I still hate Alabama! — But, to make it easier, please get in major NCAA trouble soon. Whatever it was last year’s stuff doesn’t count as serious enough, I want to see major sanctions durnit!

Kirk Herbstreit: And this years Heisman Trophy goes to .. TIM TEBOW, UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA!!!
[ Begin music]
Jim Ross: My.. My god, is that Eric Berry's music??!!
Kirk: I hope not ...

by bobo_the_vol on Sep 2, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

You never know

THE snitch is a full time deuche bag now so I wouldn’t put it out of the realm of possibility.

"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons

by crimsonpride19 on Sep 2, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does that

insinuate that there are more uncovered major violations that Fulmer might know about?

Kirk Herbstreit: And this years Heisman Trophy goes to .. TIM TEBOW, UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA!!!
[ Begin music]
Jim Ross: My.. My god, is that Eric Berry's music??!!
Kirk: I hope not ...

by bobo_the_vol on Sep 2, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons

by crimsonpride19 on Sep 3, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

orson's take

over at the incomparable EDSBS.

…though Brandon Deaderick is a "probably will not play" after being shot in the arm. It’s the "probably" in that sentence that gives it the whiff of being unmistakably badass, as in "Hey, if we really need him we can put in the guy who was shot this week."

by kleph on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 AM CDT reply actions  

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