I believe Tebow probably did say that and then he probably stiched up a fellow players cut hand while he was waiting for the ambulance and then he signed autographs for all the ambulance workers and then when he got to the hospital he took some pictures to help them raise a million dollars for their new children’s wing.

The man is #1 a Saint, #2 The greatest football player ever, #3 Supeman, #4 Urban’s best friend, and #5 The only hope of all decent Americans for a return to decency in this country.