The University of Alabama once again finds itself under the glare of an NCAA microscope. This past week they were once again under suspicion of illegally enticing a student athlete to committing to the University of Alabama.

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John Dothan, a four star cornerback out of Generic High School, finds himself in the center of an ongoing investigation. The recruitment ofDothan includes offers from Auburn, Ole Miss, and LSU. He has not yet been offered by Alabama.
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"Honestly I'm surprised by all of this." Dothan responded on a call. "I didn't even know the guy who was giving to me was affiliated with the University of Alabama."
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The story was reported on by a concerned Auburn fan.
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"It stinks I tell ya." Bumppy Ringo, a life long Auburn fan said. "I can't believe they would stoop this low. It's that Saban I tell ya. He's a cheater!"
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Ringo brought to the NCAA's attention that the Student AthleteDothan had found himself in the hospital. Due to a previously unknown birth defect, Dothan's body had poisoned itself severely damaging his kidneys. Dothan was saved by a last minute kidney transplant.
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That kidney came from long time Bama fan, Jack Denny.
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"Can you believe a man would stoop that low, just to get a recruit?" Ringo asked on the phone conversation. "Bammer can't get by me, no sir! What are the odds of a man being an organ doner and not knowing when a recruit needs a kidney? You think he ran his car into a tree on purpose? Hell no! It's just Bammers lookin' to cheat some more!"
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Further incriminating was the Alabama Athletic Department which seemed confused and in a state of shock. Clearly a sign of guilt.
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Karl Gestapo of the NCAA investigating committee had this to say. "We are looking into this matter thoroughly. Even if there is nothing here to find we will certainly spend months looking into this."
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Soon we will see if Alabama's football program can be brought to justice.