The best Twitter feed on the planet: "Justin's Dad: Sh** my dad says".  A smattering:

"Everybody loves that Da Vinci code book. Bullsh**, it sucks. I read it. It's for all the dummies."

(watching the Little League World Series) "These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."

"You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullsh**."

Now, completely unrelated: Do we have a headcount for the FIU game next week? Our flight gets in on Friday night, and we'll be in the 'Ham then. Sat., we plan on getting into town early, dropping by D'Land for some real food, and most likely will wind up in the lot near the Law School. Sunday is a redeye back to Omaha.

PM if someone wants to grab some drinks, and I'll shoot you my cell number. -E