South Korean Music Video DOES NOT Include Alabama

These are not, we repeat NOT, Alabama uniforms.
OK. Here's the backstory. Those lovable ingrates over at Black Heart Gold Pants stumbled on a bizarre South Korean music video that, for some strange reason, features a girl-group adoring an Iowa Hawkeye helmet.
Seriously.
During this epic adventure into the surreal, a pair of football players appear wearing a generic red uniform (see above) that several commenters have suggested might be those of the Crimson Tide. One even goes so far as to suggest this is a premonition for the 2011 National Championship game.
But it's important to note that THESE ARE NOT ALABAMA UNIFORMS. The jerseys have never had a white stripe along the shoulders and the helmets do not have the player's numbers on them.
Alright. Now we've got that out of the way, you should pop over and check out the thread, it's quickly turning into a classic. And Deadspin and EDSBS have picked it up as well.
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Well...
…I can’t put my finger on exactly why, but that is my new favorite video….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 28, 2010 9:20 PM CST reply actions
sooooo odd....
sooooo disturbing. And yet I can’t look away. What the hell just happened?
by Queen of the Universe on Jan 28, 2010 9:26 PM CST reply actions
I cant
At all understand why the hell I watched all of that, the girls are cute, but they seem more idiotic than most of the american cheerleaders, its kind of sad. But anyways, they better be glad that wasn’t Alabama uniforms, look at the whole Daniel Moore debacle, pretty sure that their record company would be sued.
Bama's so good, we'll make your quarterback cry.
by crimsongiant on Jan 28, 2010 11:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Alabama probaly doesn't have...
…universal rights. It’s hard to enforce some of these globally.
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Plus
I’m confused as to why this video is even a plus in their minds, I’d be ashamed lol
Bama's so good, we'll make your quarterback cry.
by crimsongiant on Jan 28, 2010 11:49 PM CST via mobile reply actions
We're actually more ashamed of people who end sentences with "lol"
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
They may not be sporting Alabama...
but they definitely have some love for the Bucs and Chargers…
Don’t the South Koreans know that the AFC West and NFC South have no relation? Rediculous!
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Who watches this stuff in the first place
to discover that they’re showing American football uniforms?
I’m with tc16cav…I am now dumber for having watched it. And I only made it through the first minute.
-D.
Easy
Who watches this stuff in the first place to discover that they’re showing American football uniforms?
There are tons of students from all over the world in American universities or there are first or second generation Americans that are still pretty tuned into the entertainment options back in the motherland. Those people often enjoy the cultural/entertainment offering of both places meaning there’s probably some Korean girl or guy somewhere who likes this group but has also been to a few football games and voila, it goes viral video in the USA. When I lived on campus at UA, I was one of the few Americans in my building. Most of building was, oddly enough, Korean.
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You're doing it wrong...
Knob Hill FTW!
Nothing like a crack head stumbling into your crib at 4:00 a.m., both of you are blind drunk, you’re playing the guitar, and he takes your keyboard, and you two have an impromptu blues jam.
Damn, I was stupid.
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 29, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
Still,
that video is pure win…
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 29, 2010 11:04 AM CST reply actions
are these girls legal?
i wouldn’t mind a nice little mail-order bride
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
"This is not the end. This is the beginning." - The Great and Powerful Saban
by Thomas Walker Esq on Jan 29, 2010 1:10 PM CST reply actions
Let me forward you my emails then...
I understand the Ukraine has some nice Crimean Tartars.
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 29, 2010 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
eh, I'll stick to the asian spice
i like mine subservient :) Ukranian women are more muscular than I am
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
"This is not the end. This is the beginning." - The Great and Powerful Saban
by Thomas Walker Esq on Jan 29, 2010 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
eh...doesn't do a thing for me
I was thinkin more like Oksana Baiul :) although Milla Jovovich is Ukrainian, and she was hot in the fifth element
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
"This is not the end. This is the beginning." - The Great and Powerful Saban
by Thomas Walker Esq on Jan 29, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Jovovich...
…is ethnically half Serbian, half Russian…just born in Ukraine.
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dork
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
"This is not the end. This is the beginning." - The Great and Powerful Saban
by Thomas Walker Esq on Jan 29, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
She IS the president...
Love her to death.
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 29, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
Well, PM...But I still did a crush piece on her a few months ago :)
http://gothlaw.blogspot.com/2009/11/todays-hot-nerd-russian-milf-edition.html
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 29, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
Got my vote!
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
by J.JACOBS4PRES on Jan 29, 2010 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
Estonian model & chess enthusiast...
…Carmen Kass narrowly missed out on being elected to Estonia’s parliament:

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She got elected...
…to my parliament by a landslide….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Feb 3, 2010 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
I've had Serbia on the brain lately.
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I've got more than chess on the brain!
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Feb 3, 2010 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
Mila Kunis could drown me in her rumpus any day
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 29, 2010 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
And, the reason I said that...
Girlie is Crimean Tatar and Irish….
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 29, 2010 3:29 PM CST up reply actions

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