The National Championship Quarterback Disneyland Dork-Off
by kleph on Jan 3, 2010 7:46 AM CST
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McCoy wins.
He’s wearing the gloves for pete’s sake.
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by Adam Schultz on Jan 3, 2010 7:58 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
yup
that’s what sealed it for me.
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Is there anyway Julio can get a pair of those gloves???
Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.
McCoy by far....
Stupid Mickey Hands? Check.
Backwards ghetto hat? Check.
Large macho football player with horror movie expression as a co-rider? Check.
Hands in the air when the ride is obviously over? Check.
Um, yeah. No contest. I’m surprised McElroy even rode after his wimp comments in the paper.
"Only the strong survive , but the strong still get their [fannies] whipped." Coach Nick Saban
Well...
…you can’t blame him for the backwards hat. If you don’t wear your hat backwards on a roller coaster, it’s probably coming off.
But yeah, the Mickey Hands seal the deal.
Dork
McElroy was my lab partner over the summer in physics, he did not get below a 100 on anything and made a 110 on the midterm. He is a true dork.
by BamaRama on Jan 3, 2010 8:50 AM CST via mobile reply actions
that's nore of a nerd or geek
rather than a dork
You play fast, you play strong, you go out there and dominate the guy you play against, and make his ass quit! That's our trademark, that's our MO as a team, aight, that's what people know us as! - Nick Saban, 2008
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 3, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
concur
for the next five days there is nothing in my heart but hate. pure, untempered, ice-cold hate. fond memories are for saturday. - Kleph
I voted for
Colt “Hamburger Helper Hands” McCoy
Terrence Cody didn't like what time the sun came up today. So he reached up, and smacked it down.
by TennesseeTide on Jan 3, 2010 9:57 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
maybe
he could PLAY with those hands??
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
maybe...
he’s using them to eliminate any possibility of a chance injury prior to the game.
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That Colt's a filly, really!
Our Mac’s a ‘G’, yup, yup!
GMac the champ!
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McElroy wins...
because that is one of the dorkiest pictures I’ve ever seen. He’s not even trying to appear dorky. It’s natural. He’s just lucky he can play football really well.
wish I could dig up some of Greg's pics from his senior year of high school
we found them while he was a pledge and used them as leverage, he had bleached blonde hair and used an enormous amount of gel, kinda like a blowout or Brooklyn fade, those pics were priceless
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by Thomas Walker Esq on Jan 3, 2010 1:05 PM CST reply actions
Those would be a wonderful thing to see.....
As the start of an embarrassing admissions thread.
"Only the strong survive , but the strong still get their [fannies] whipped." Coach Nick Saban
To be fair...
Southlake Carroll used to do bleached blonde hair for the playoffs. And as for the gel… well I’ve got no justification for that
what? how else you get your bleached tips to stand straight up so the b*tches can see my new haircut?
jagerbombs!
for the next five days there is nothing in my heart but hate. pure, untempered, ice-cold hate. fond memories are for saturday. - Kleph
JagerBombs!
GMac during press questioning:
“Not now chief, I’m in the f***ing zone!”
"A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation." - Mark Twain
by Stu from Tuscaloosa on Jan 4, 2010 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
The dude next to McCoy
looks like he has on burnt orange eye shadow!
by BamaGirlinDallas on Jan 3, 2010 4:30 PM CST reply actions
I like McCoy.
I’ve liked him for 4 years and wish we were not playing him. But he is kinda a dork.
McElroy is probably just smarter than anyone writing or reading this blog. In a way it would be a shame if McElroy ended up using his smarts in sports management or whatever. The guy needs to do more with his intellectual gifts and the Rhodes Scholar thing would be a good start.
I hate the NCAA more than UT & AU combined. At least with UT & AU you got a fighting chance.
Barrett Jones
The beast next to Greg is no dummy. I don’t think the kid has ever made a B. Really.
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Kirk Herbstreit: Barbecue and Ralph Lauren
by animalcracker on Jan 3, 2010 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
It looks like GMac is taking a huge dump
and the guy next to him is like..WTF is this guy doing?!?!
"The goal is to be a champion," Saban said. "I didn’t say to win a championship. I just said be a champion. That’s our goal here. That’s what we want to do."- Nick Saban
I can't say who's the bigger DORK here but,,,,,,Colt looks to be having more fun.
G Mac just looks like…………… OH SHIIIIT !!!!!!!!!
Your temper brings dishonor to my happy mooshu palace.
Kinkda how I saw it as well
McCoy looks like any other college SR on a roller coaster. McElroy looks like he really isn’t having a good time and would rather be else where.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Like Coach Saban...
Greg doesn’t have time for this sh*t.
would rather be else where
You had me at "ROLL TIDE"!!!
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