...or Todd attempts to curry favor with the Football Gods by admitting his moral, cultural, and intellectual flaws in a very public manner.

Okay kids, I've said for the past two years that I have one reserved for a national title and a national title alone and, with the opportunity finally arrived tonight, it's time to pay the piper.  In kindergarten, I took tap dancing:

Yes, that is little Todd all sequined up on the left. Shockingly I was the only boy in the class. Ridicule away, but if the Football Gods smile on this particular humiliation it will all be worth it.  And hey, if you haven't shared already, what's keeping you?