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This is a freaking hilarious read.

From a Texas fan about why Alabama will win. Best quote from the article: "Saban is a good big game coach, but he’s wound tight. He shits rabbit pellets and grinds his teeth. He speaks Spanish using usted and his family beagle is named EXECUTE! Dude once called Donny Osmond a hippie. " I laughed for half an hour. Seriously, go read this. You won't regret it.

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