On the BCS Trophy Being Displayed at Wal-Mart
As many of you have doubtlessly heard, the BCS crystal football Alabama just won will be on display at Wal-Marts in Tuscaloosa and Gardendale (a suburb on the outskirts of Birmingham) over the weekend. It'll be in the Tuscaloosa location on Saturday and the Gardendale location on Sunday.
Needless to say, this has been getting a ton of attention nationally and has prompted more than a few jokes:
No word whether the sale of toilet paper and Tide laundry detergent will be part of the promotion. That would be appropriate considering 'Bama fans often use rolls of T.P. and a box of Tide to convey the inspirational message "Roll, tide, roll."
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The SBN main site is getting in on the action too:
Before you start making jokes, fool, read that again: a Wal-Mart Supercenter, y’all, not just any Wal-Mart. You won’t just be going to look at the BCS Championship Trophy and then buying some lightbulbs. You’ll be getting yourself a new set of radials, gassing up the car, and possibly getting your taxes done all in the same place, man. What other college football team offers all that with the chance to see the title trophy? No one, that’s right. Alabama doesn’t just deliver championships. They deliver value.
Or just check the plethora of 140 character quips floating around on Twitter at the moment. A few examples:
Just heard you'll be able to see Bama's BCS trophy at Wal-Mart. Insert joke here.
Alabama BCS trophy to be displayed in Wal Mart. I guess the local Piggly Wiggly was closed.
I'm not even going to go into the hilarity of comments from readers of the Knoxville News Sentinel and Clarion Ledger calling people from Alabama rednecks (pot, meet kettle.)
One thing everyone seems to be conviently ignoring though is this:
As presenting sponsor of The Coaches' Trophy, Dr Pepper is partnering with Walmart to host the free public displays on the weekend.
Perhaps I'm interpreting this wrong, but it sounds to me like this trophy would be on display at a Wal-Mart (or some other retail outlet) in Austin today if the Longhorns had managed a win. But that's way too easy to overlook given the opportunity to make a cheap redneck joke at someone else's expense.
Personally, I don't like Wal-Mart and do anything and everything in my power to avoid shopping there. I know this sponsorship deal means that these particular Wal-Marts are going to be moving a trainload of Bama gear over the next few days. I also know those stores were probably going to be doing that anyway, so I'm not really bothered by that at all.
Finally, the Denver Post gets it (emphasis mine):
The University of Alabama is going to display its new national championship football trophy at a place where almost anyone can see it: Wal-Mart.
ed. (by Todd) - I'm going to throw these out here on the main page, the first because I wanted to do a similar post and then saw Nico had beaten me to it (great minds...) and it's also better than the sarcastic/arrogant one I was going to do, and the second because it raises a solid point:
From me:
My response to all of this? “Why yes, us stupid rednecks are displaying our NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY THAT YOU DON’T HAVE at Wal-Mart. Also, IT’S OUR NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY on display. Just so we’re clear it’s the TROPHY PRESENTED TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS, ALABAMA. Where are you going to display your cute little non-NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP trophy (doesn’t apply to Tennessee, South Carolina, or LSU fans….)?”
From TopDaddy:
Florida displayed their trophy at various Alltel locations throughout Gainesville, and had to limit the number of views at each location, leading to public outcry.
LSU displayed theirs at various Verizon locations (giving the same result as above) and then put it on display at 2 Chevy dealerships as a result.
I guarantee those respective fans who waited in lines for hours only to be turned away would have loved for the display to be at such a place as Walmart.
And now since Dr. Pepper is the main sponsor of the Trophy, they make the rules, whereas the universities have been in charge of this in the past. So if it’s their decision to find the venue with the most parking to put this thing on display, there’s nothing anyone can do about it. One thing’s for sure, it’s going to be utter pandalerium at those locations…
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Bryant Museum charges now?
It used to be free a couple of years back (last time I went)
You play fast, you play strong, you go out there and dominate the guy you play against, and make his ass quit! That's our trademark, that's our MO as a team, aight, that's what people know us as! - Nick Saban, 2008
According to the site:
Members and children under 6 are free.
Adults: $2; Senior Citizens (60 and up): $1; Children (6-17): $1.
and the people work there move very slowly, if you are quick you can see the bear bryant video and gene stallings chalk board before they even know you are there.
by Alabama ManDance on Jan 9, 2010 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
Alumni Association members are free too.
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" - Coach Nick Saban before the 2008 LSU game.
by 12NationalChampionships on Jan 9, 2010 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
Let me change the words of a popular phrase...
Let those without a WalMart cast the first stone
Otherwise
People in glass houses…
Florida and LSU display locations...
Florida displayed their trophy at various Alltel locations throughout Gainesville, and had to limit the number of views at each location, leading to public outcry.
LSU displayed theirs at various Verizon locations (giving the same result as above) and then put it on display at 2 Chevy dealerships as a result.
I guarantee those respective fans who waited in lines for hours only to be turned away would have loved for the display to be at such a place as Walmart.
And now since Dr. Pepper is the main sponsor of the Trophy, they make the rules, whereas the universities have been in charge of this in the past. So if it’s their decision to find the venue with the most parking to put this thing on display, there’s nothing anyone can do about it. One thing’s for sure, it’s going to be utter pandalerium at those locations…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
I think I might at least drive past Wally-World today and take a look at the crowd
Bottom line = it’s at our damn Wal-Mart
I wouldn't piss off the boys from Alabama . . . DBT
It's a tie-in with Dr. Pepper...
No matter who won it, it was going to be displayed at Wally World anyway. But let a team like Alabama, Georgia, Auburn, Mississippi, or Tennessee win it and the pundits are going to be all over us.
UT's new recruiting slogan: You can go to USCe and WORK at a gas station or come to UT and ROB that gas station.
bad thing is...
The quacks over at Track’em Tigers who clean the restrooms at Wal-Mart are posting about it too. How pathetic. Roll Tide!
just cause you rode in a limo once...
doesn’t mean you get caviar on your pbj from then on out.
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by kleph on Jan 9, 2010 2:36 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I read that as
“just because you rode in a limo once doesn’t mean you get cavier and bjs from then on out” lol
Klpeh is the man. I’m going to pretend that’s what you meant.
You play fast, you play strong, you go out there and dominate the guy you play against, and make his ass quit! That's our trademark, that's our MO as a team, aight, that's what people know us as! - Nick Saban, 2008
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 9, 2010 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
So the barners are reduced to joking about where we display our national championship trophy.
My how things have changed.
did you say you didnt like wal-mart?? thats un american!! only commies shop at target. i bet you wish they made that crystal football out of tofu!
by Alabama ManDance on Jan 9, 2010 1:06 PM CST reply actions
I HATE WALMART!!!
I’d rather go to Family Dollar or some other establishment. Hell…most Walmart employees hate Wally.
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
as long as it's in alabama
i don’t really give a damn where they choose to let people see it.
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That's not the reason I hate Walmart
I could care less where they show the trophy, but I hate Walmart for personal reasons. Nico just gave me the opportunity to voice that. I’m all for the trophy being shown in Bama.
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
My response...
…“why yes, us stupid rednecks are displaying our NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY THAT YOU DON’T HAVE at Wal-Mart. Also, IT’S OUR NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY on display. Just so we’re clear it’s the TROPHY PRESENTED TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS, ALABAMA. Where are you going to display your cute little non-NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP trophy (doesn’t apply to Tennessee, South Carolina, or LSU fans….)?” .
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by Todd on Jan 9, 2010 1:29 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of the Dr. Pepper
did anyone else notice at the beginning of the trophy presentation a Dr. Pepper executive was throwing up the hook ‘em horns. I can certainly appreciate a person’s love of their team but to the winner go the spoils. Let those kids who actually won have their moment in the spotlight.
Picture I found on Flickr
Here’s a picture of waiting in line at the Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart to see the trophy. Looks like quite a wait.
OMG...
Is that the LINGERIE section he’s standing in?
"I feel like I’m in The Sound of Music and the theme is "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Jevan?"
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jan 9, 2010 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
Holy shit that guy is tall
You play fast, you play strong, you go out there and dominate the guy you play against, and make his ass quit! That's our trademark, that's our MO as a team, aight, that's what people know us as! - Nick Saban, 2008
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 9, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Huh? Barntards are making fun of our trophy being at Walmart?
Have they forgotten that their People’s National Championship Trophy stayed at Joe’s Pawn Shop for weeks before being permanently placed in their sociology department?
I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.
Cut them some slack
The sociology department discovered weird markings engraved into the front of the trophy. They’re still trying to figure out what they are.
I'm wrong all the time.
It's the Golden Rule
Those with the gold, rule. Wal-Mart probably sells more Dr. Pepper than every other seller in the U.S. put together. If Wal-Mart wanted to hold the BCS game in one of its parking lots, it could probably be done within a few years. I don’t like Wal-Mart either, and as a lawyer, I am personally aware of how poorly it treats its employees. But Wal-Mart will take in at least ten times its normal gross receipts over the next few weeks.
There was an article in the Mobile paper (the day before the game) where the owner of the Bama Fever store said that his typical gross receipts for January were in the $20,000.00 range. He predicted an excess of $200,000.00 in January for a Bama win. The economic impact to our state from this win is enormous.
"I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was
hell."
- Harry S Truman
As I posted on my fanpost
I don’t mind being the butt of everyone’s jokes. Bama has a 2009 National Championship trophy, and wherever it’s displayed, Wal-Mart, Kroger, or the Bryant Museum, none of you fans of other schools can say that today.
We’ll cash our check from Wal-Mart (thank you!), get laughed at, but Bama has another national championship. Kiss our ring or kiss our ass. Frankly we don’t care
2006 Trophy was also shown at Wal-Mart
Yes, it’s true. Cosmopolitan, cooler-than-thou Austin, Texas, showed its crystal at the Wal-Mart in Round Rock. I know because I was there and enjoyed the experience … even flashed the Horns for my sister-in-law and dad, who graduated from UT in the mid-50s. So, am I to assume that these critics live in places that are better than Austin? Doubtful. And at the risk of stating the obvious … scoreboard.
"That rug really tied the room together."
Why all the Wal-Mart hate?
I understand that the employees aren’t treated all that great but in reality, because of Wal-Mart, millions of Americans get to enjoy great Christmases, especially kids, that otherwise wouldn’t be able to afford much.
damn you...
stop it with your fancy “facts” and “common sense.”
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Hmmmm
Because they browbeat their suppliers to the point of bankruptcy?
Because they make a lot of their profit by not paying their employees much and also by not giving them due overtime pay?
Because they “can’t afford” to work out Black Friday crowd control and security until a worker gets trampled to death?
Because damn near everything that can be bought there is produced outside of the country?
This is just what I thought of off from memory, I could go search the interwebz.
To be fair...
…damn near everything that can be bought anywhere is produced outside of this country.
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These are some really, really weak arguments.
a) There is no law that says that suppliers must do business with Walmart. They choose to because it is good for their business. If they do business with walmart and it’s NOT good for their business, they’ve made a bad business decision. That’s not walmart’s fault.
b) If their employees can get better jobs elsewhere, they should. If they can’t, they must not be to badly abused at Walmart.
c) What is wrong with things being produced outside the country? They’re produced there because they can be made more cheaply and, by and large, Americans don’t give a damn where it was made as long as it’s cheaper than the alternative.
Not that some of these things can’t be argued to be problems, but they are certainly not Walmart’s problems.
I'm wrong all the time.
c) often overlooked in this argument is that the bulk of american business is that of handling the sale of products made elsewhere and, for the most part, consumed here. our ability to reach the levels of prosperity we’ve attained has a lot to do with our becoming more of a middle-management economy than a production economy. but white collar angst doesn’t play as well on truck ads.
wal mart figured this very simple state of affairs three decades ago and it fuels their expansion efforts overseas to this day.
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So, it’s ok to not pay an employee overtime pay, since they can not find a better job? I’ll keep that in mind.
Yep.
Vote with yo feets!
Lee Corso: How would you describe tailgating at Alabama?
Kirk Herbstreit: Barbecue and Ralph Lauren
by animalcracker on Jan 10, 2010 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
+1 for 2k
Fawk Walmart. Capitalism is evil! You’ll know, we’re just to invested to do anything about it. I am not an anarchist, eating from trash cans. But, I draw the line at companies that got their start by under selling products to put their small business competitors out of business. BTW what are we teaching our kids, that in order to be happy, they have to get some cheap piece of shit toy (that will probably make them sick) to have a “good Christmas.” Christmas, don’t even get me started on that POS holiday.
thats funny...
I conjugated you will, instead I was trying to say yall. I’ve been in Arizona too long.
I agree with the commenter who said this kind of mockery would be leveled at any SEC team
It’s what happens when people with degrees from Boston College and Syracuse who live in Connecticut and New York hear that Southerners are doing something perfectly reasonable that they don’t understand. NASCAR gets the same sort of mockery from people who don’t know how many Midwesterners drive race cars.
When one of those Yankee hockey teams wins the Stanley Cup, they take the trophy on a tour. Every player on the team gets to take the trophy home. They drive it here, yonder, and everywhere and take pictures of it. Because Canadians and other northerners are doing it, though, it’s part of a grand tradition.
Let a Southern team win a championship and take enough pride in its trophy to display it publicly where fans can see it, though, and, all of a sudden, we’re all a bunch of inbred idiots. Nevermind the fact that, immediately after the game, Nick Saban specifically spoke of how this was a triumph for the entire state of Alabama; it would seem that putting the trophy in a public place readily accessible to the many Alabamians who understandably would like to see the spoils of the victory their head coach said was won for them simply supports what Coach Saban said . . . but, of course, acknowledging that would mean giving up the “OMG! NICK SABAN SAID HE WASN’T TAKING THE JOB WHEN HE WASN’T TAKING IT THEN CHANGED HIS MIND AND HE OVERSIGNS AND GETS HIS RECRUITS IN SCHOOL! EVIL EVIL EVIL LIAR LIAR LIAR! GO BIG TEN!” meme.
I congratulate the Crimson Tide on their richly deserved national championship and I hope the good people of Alabama are able to enjoy this entirely appropriate public display of a victory trophy won by representatives of a public university. I hope our teams’ paths will cross in Atlanta next December.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 9, 2010 8:54 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
prove it
Lee Corso: How would you describe tailgating at Alabama?
Kirk Herbstreit: Barbecue and Ralph Lauren
by animalcracker on Jan 17, 2010 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
No need to defend ourselves on this..
Everyone knows that the South and Southerners are the only group left that’s it’s not politically incorrect to insult and stereotype. There’s no reason for us to constantly feel that we have to ‘prove’ we’re not all a bunch of backwoods hillbilly rednecks. Relax and enjoy the win and if you feel like it, go on down there and check it out.
make fun of white people
from a lower economic strata who live in a rural region of the country is still very much politically correct. of course i’ve never seen LSU/Auburn/Florida/Arkansas/etc etc etc fans that look anything like these people.
also this thread is all the reason we need to eviscerate the barners next season.
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That is a link...
…to white-on-white crime….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 10, 2010 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
Golly darn
You would think that at least a few of those geniuses from Syracuse, et al, would understand about basic economics and how Dr. Pepper’s biggest sales agent will get first rights of display….duh. Do they sell many Dr. Pepper products at Nordstrom these days?
"I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was
hell."
- Harry S Truman
STOP IT!
No common sense will be used here!
You play fast, you play strong, you go out there and dominate the guy you play against, and make his ass quit! That's our trademark, that's our MO as a team, aight, that's what people know us as! - Nick Saban, 2008
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 10, 2010 2:11 AM CST up reply actions
well, you see, that's the ugly other side of the coin they aren't mentioning
if this trophy was sponsored by nordstroms and they had an exclusive deal to display the thing… wouldn’t that then smack of elitism? moreover, wouldn’t it also lead to accusations of racism and economic exclusion?
all in all, i can live with wal mart getting to show it this weekend and thence moving it to where it rightfully belongs – in the University of Alabama athletics facility.
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To hell with all of them.
We won, it’s our trophy, and all these people attempting to mock us are just envious of our success. I hate the rest of the world right now, between the jokes about this trophy display and the increase in unfounded attacks on the number of NCs we claim. Screw them all. We don’t need their approval…we won the whole thing. Roll Tide Roll.
-D.
That's right damnit.
They’re all just a bunch of JELLIS HATTERS!
Sorry…gearing up for Idol tonight…just getting my game face on.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jan 12, 2010 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
I...drink...your...soft drink!

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 10, 2010 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
Awesome movie.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
Check out the picture...
…on the T-News website today. That’s exactly how it should be!
This part was awesome too:
Fans who had their picture taken with the trophy received a card with a link to a Web site where they could retrieve the photo for no charge.
That kid on the right...
…is throwing the Texas ‘hook ’em’ sign…I just can’t believe how classless the one- to eight-year-old segment of our fanbase is….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 10, 2010 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
I could be wrong....
but I would like to think he was signing I love you?… maybe? ….. I just don’t see a happy smiling kid in a Bama t-shirt doing a hook-em sign. ….. now maybe some punk teenager, yes….
My take, as a currently-displaced Southerner
On average, the clientele of Wal-Mart is something to be made fun of. It’s equally true in New Orleans, Natchitoches, and Baton Rouge or in Eugene and Salem.
On the other hand, when they displayed the trophy in Eugene (before the SC-UO game on Halloween), in the exact same manner, they put it in a Fred Meyer, a Northwestern store vaguely like Wal-Mart but with fewer redneck shoppers, when there’s a Wal-Mart a little ways further down the street. It’s not like the only available large stores are Wal-Marts.
And probably the biggest thing is that if you’re stereotyping a group of people, you’ll do it no matter what. Just like the post said, this isn’t the only weekend they’d be making fun of Alabama/Southerners.
And, yeah. It’s not like I’d have any complaints if the trophy were in the Eugene Wal-Mart right now.
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Someone told me yesterday...
…that she had asked her husband, “Why are they showing Alabama’s trophy at Wal-Mart?” and her little girl replied, “So all the Auburn fans can see it….”
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 18, 2010 9:20 AM CST reply actions

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