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How are y'all handling the haters?


I've never been a guy to talk trash.  It's not my style.  The people around me should know this by now.  I try not to be obnoxious with my fandom.  I realize that most of my peers like other teams or don't like Alabama.  Good for them.  Jump on the popular team's bandwagon, root for the local team, root for your old college, et cetera.  It's their business.  I try to be the good guy.  We win, I show my appreciation quietly.  And I root for one team.

And yet, the moment we lose, every dickhead--sorry, but there is no other way to refer to them--I know has to walk up to me with an obnoxious grin and say, "Hey, what happened to Bama?" or "Hey, Bama lost!  Did you see it?"

No, dickhead, I had no idea.  They played Saturday?  Against who?  Why didn't you tell me sooner so I could have cancelled my assclown lessons to watch my Alma Mater?  Oh, pardon!

 
So, my question is directed at everyone, but especially those in God's country.  How are y'all handling the haters today?  Has anyone broken a bottle over anyone's head?  Anyone pushed someone through a window?  Vomited in someone's face?  Has anyone smiled at their obnoxious question, subtly grabbed them lovingly behind the head, and then violently smashed their nose into your knee before they could comprehend you weren't coming on to them?  In other words, how are we doing today? 

FanPosts are just that; posts created by the fans. They are in no way indicative of the opinions of SBN and the authors of Roll Bama Roll.

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