The amount of "bad" that makes up a typical Bleacher Report is one of those things astrophysicists win Nobel Prizes for measuring the size of. Still, even by that measure this recent piece on the Oregon Ducks national title hopes is amazing. Even @veryfakeBR posted it straight up, no parody necessary.
Reading it I was struck by how much it looked like articles written in other languages and then run through an online translator. Which, I promptly decided to do. Below is the original article, the Google tranlation into Latvian and, finally, that version translated back into English.