Those sons of *$#*&^%# over at Dawg Sports had the audacity to suggest hiring away Scott Cochran from Alabama to replace their pansy strength and conditioning coach. Blasphemous *&^@*#^%$. Don't worry, we're taking 'em to court to protect our beloved S&C coach. Kleph just filed all of the paperwork in the 6th District courthouse in Tuscaloosa. We fully expect the Honorable Joel R. Chandler to grant our temporary restraining order in a matter of minutes:

If you want Scott Cochran, UGA, you'll have to snatch him out of our cold, dead hands. We fully intend to fight you until Hell freezes over and upon that glorious occurrence we'll fight you on the ice. Sic Semper Tyrannis!