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I'm calling it right now


Brother (and sister) Tide fans,

Just now, I was finishing my lunch at work and listening to the replay of the "Hey Coach!" program from last night, and I was swept up into a vision. (OK, I fell asleep at my desk. Give me a break; I got 3 hours of sleep last night between the Falcons game and a sick child.)

Anyway, as I was saying, I was swept up into a vision. In my vision, I found myself standing in the middle of The Quad at night. There was the sounds of a football game coming from Bryant-Denny, but for some reason I was alone. Suddenly, I was surrounded by a bright light, and I heard a gravelly voice from Heaven say, "If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride and never quit, you'll be a winner. The price of victory is high, but so are the rewards."

Before I knew it, I was caught up and suddenly was standing on the top of Denny Chimes. The voice said, "Look Southast, boy. What do you see?"

"I see fire and brimstone falling from heaven and consuming a small cow town," I said. "What does this mean?"

"Just some folks being put back in their place," the voice answered. "The price of cheating is high too. Now turn to the West. What do you hear?"

"I hear wailing and gnashing of teeth, both close by and in the distance," I answered. "Why are these people in so much pain?"

The voice answered, "It's not the will to win that matters - everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that matters. Some think they are heading up the mountain, but they are about to face a STARK reality. Others may think they are heading to the desert, but they are actually stuck in the swamp."

"I don't understand," I said. "Tell me what this all means."

"Damn, son! Is this your first vision?" the voice asked angrily. "That ain't how this works!"

"But, I'm just too depressed after losing to the cud-chewing retard to think straight," I responded sadly. "In fact, I'm so frustrated I'm almost ready to quit on this season."

With that, the Earth shook, and I fell headlong off the chimes back to the grounds on The Quad. Amazingly I wasn't hurt. "The hell you say!" the voice roared. "Losing doesn't make ME want to quit. It makes me want to fight that much harder. Now, get on the ball and figure this out for yourself. And, tell others what you've seen here. ... And, wake up, damnit! You're drooling on your keyboard."

Suddenly, I was back in my office, facedown in a puddle of drool. As embarrassing as that was, I immediately had clarity about the vision. Here's what I think it means:

1) Auburn is going to get hammered. The NCAA is coming on a pale horse with disease and famine, and hell is coming with 'em. Furthermore, Auburn will lose to Georgia this Saturday, and they will lose to Bama in T-town. All their dreams are dashed.

2) MSU gets the smackdown in Bryant-Denny this Saturday. Bama shows its pride and dominates an SEC West opponent again, ... finally.

3) LSU loses to Arkansas, and its faint hopes of returning to the BCS Championship Game are dashed. I would like to say that they get Nutt'ed and lose to Ole Miss as well, sending Bama back to the SECCG, but that part of the vision wasn't clear. If LSU does end up in Atlanta, they lose to Florida, effectively landing Miles' ass right back in the hot seat.

Lo, I have told you ...



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