Iron Bowl Gameday Signs
by TopDaddy on Nov 17, 2010 8:33 AM CST
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Iron Bowl week is upon us, and in the spirit of the scandals money Cecil makin' it rain times, I'd like to see what your Gameday signs would consist of if you were standing rear and center behind the stage that Home Depot built. What would you want the world to see if you could fit it in 10 words or less on a 2' by 3' piece of neon poster board? Whether Gameday is actually in T-Town is irrelevant for the purposes of this thread, so let 'er rip. Here's an idea or two I've thought up on the fly:
Cam Newton: Professional since 2010.
Cam Newton: The highest paid quarterback Bama has faced in 120 years of football.
Something along those lines, anyway. Let the beatdown commence.
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Smile you're on CASH CAM
Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is. - Josey Wales
ESPN = Everyone Start Payin Newton
"I like my Johnnie Walker red and my women bolnde."
- Joe Namath
by 2:22 on Nov 17, 2010 9:29 AM CST reply actions 9 recs
This deserves to be green
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 17, 2010 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
He spoke. And it was green.
"I’d love to be inoculated against stupid" - Thomas Walker Esq, RBR Knowledge Dropper
by Slice of Life on Nov 17, 2010 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
What's with the 222 thing?
Over the coarse of my life these three numbers pop up together the most. WTF? they haunt me everywhere I go. 2 burgers for 2.22, County road 222, It’s 2:22 pm etc…..
Hold my beer and watch this.
He's posting from inside your house.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Nov 17, 2010 1:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
doobie, doobie, doo
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on Nov 17, 2010 7:02 PM CST up reply actions
Bud Ice FTW...
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Nov 18, 2010 6:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm pretty sure it's when you're gonna die.
You better find yourself in a padded closet every Feb 22.
"I’d love to be inoculated against stupid" - Thomas Walker Esq, RBR Knowledge Dropper
by Slice of Life on Nov 17, 2010 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
I know
My luck it would be air tight and no-one would be back to let me out for 2 hours and 22 minutes.
Hold my beer and watch this.
I bet when you felt those boobs to earn your nickname way back when...
I bet there were TWO of them, weren’t there?!!
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Even Saban Pays Newton
"Jay Jacobs can't go to the bathroom without Bobby Lowder's permission" - Paul Finebaum
by GumptownTiger on Nov 17, 2010 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
It just doesn't have that ring to it that I was looking for...
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Besides, we're broke...
Do you know how much an all-world WR and a great stable of backs costs these days?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 17, 2010 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
shhhhhhhh
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Nov 17, 2010 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
How about a cartoon sketch of
Chizik and Jay Jacobs humming Cams sac.
"In the second quarter, I saw Torretta look over at me, and he froze for a second. I saw fear." -- DE John Copeland
by The Cornerstone on Nov 17, 2010 10:14 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Auburn:
Because someone has to clean up the cow $hit.
by HoundstoothHeart on Nov 17, 2010 10:20 AM CST reply actions
All my good sign ideas...
were on my laptop.
by TiderInTN on Nov 17, 2010 10:28 AM CST reply actions 20 recs
Shut it down.
TIT (that just happened) beat the internet.
"I’d love to be inoculated against stupid" - Thomas Walker Esq, RBR Knowledge Dropper
by Slice of Life on Nov 17, 2010 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
I cannot emphasize enough that this must be done.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 17, 2010 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously...
I will buy the poster board if someone will please do this sign.
+1
BTW, did everyone else get invited on Facebook to “Hide Your Laptop Day” in Tuscaloosa next Friday?! lol
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Reply fail.
That was supposed to be a reply to TiderinTN
haha
"I like my Johnnie Walker red and my women bolnde."
- Joe Namath
It was nice knowing ya, boob.
"I’d love to be inoculated against stupid" - Thomas Walker Esq, RBR Knowledge Dropper
by Slice of Life on Nov 17, 2010 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
2:22
"I like my Johnnie Walker red and my women bolnde."
- Joe Namath
/shudder
"I’d love to be inoculated against stupid" - Thomas Walker Esq, RBR Knowledge Dropper
by Slice of Life on Nov 17, 2010 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
Very efficient, huh?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
someone feel free to blow this up and put on a poster...
made this on Monday.
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
by thedeuce on Nov 17, 2010 11:21 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
sorry link fail...see below
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
sorry link fail...here you go:
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!"
by thedeuce on Nov 17, 2010 11:21 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Don't blame Cam....
he can’t help he’s dyslexic.
by RammerJammer23 on Nov 17, 2010 12:07 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
+1
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 17, 2010 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
Video + Cam = Ineligible
No CAM eras please!
Hear no evil, see no evil, CAM NO EVIL
CAM I get a witness?
That's what MSU told Cecil when he asked if he could get $180k for a signature.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
mastercard ripoff
starting the season 11 and 0? $180,000
having the integrity to not cheat? Priceless
Roll Tide Roll
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
by tempebamafan on Nov 17, 2010 2:32 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
I like this one best. So far
I bet this thread explodes tonight after all of us do some thinking on the way home from work
Hold my beer and watch this.
I like that one, too.
It will really get the farmhands riled up (the ones who can read, anyway).
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
-Adam Savage
Both of them?
"I have tried to teach them to show class, to have pride, and to display character. I think football, winning games, takes care of itself if you do that." -Paul W. Bryant
I don't dislike it,
but of all the insults that are going to be thrown towards aubies in the near future, “At least we don’t cheat at Bama” should probably fall a little low on the list. Major offenses aren’t small enough in the rear-view mirror for me to throw that particular stone right now.
"I’d love to be inoculated against stupid" - Thomas Walker Esq, RBR Knowledge Dropper
by Slice of Life on Nov 17, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
Good point...
…especially since our cheating didn’t even get us a shot at a championship. Means was worthless…at least the boogs have something to show for their money, albeit temporarily.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
-Adam Savage
Soooooo aubbie is a better cheater?
They can have that title. Guess that makes what, 1….oh, and a half.
Hold my beer and watch this.
yeah,
the other option i was thinking about was something like
starting the season 11 and 0: $180,001….
finding a turd in your punchbowl: priceless…
not sure the turd would get on TV though….
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
by tempebamafan on Nov 17, 2010 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
$180,000 for one year?
No wonder Uncle Sam had to bail out Colonial Bank
Hold my beer and watch this.
i like where this is going... howa bout
Cam Newton: TARP money well spent.
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
by tempebamafan on Nov 17, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
put a Colonial Bank logo in the background.... oh yeah. me likey
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
by tempebamafan on Nov 17, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
Hide yo laptops, hide yo checkbooks, hide yo term papers, ‘cause they takin’ yo eligibility away.
"Those are just facts and facts are just opinions and opinions can be wrong"
-Veronica, Better Off Ted
I was hoping we'd get an Antoine Dodson reference
Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Great thread idea, but...
Is Gameday going to be there Friday morning?
I don't think they'll be anywhere that day,
since it’s Friday.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
I played football at Auburn and all I got was this lousy sign.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
I played football at Auburn, and all I got was this sign ... and $180,000
Dr. BamaFrazier is IN!
by BamaFrazier on Nov 18, 2010 11:32 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Nick Fairley knows everything dere is ta know bout da shrimpin bidness
Stupid Is As Auburn Does
Run Forrest! Roll Tide!
Mastercard in Reverse
Bama Tradition: Priceless
Winning the Iron Bowl: Priceless
Cam Newton: $200K
No delete function?
I’ll be back with a different name…
Here's one...
Paid or not, Auburn was still Cam’s THIRD choice.
by Bama79 on Nov 17, 2010 11:37 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Reward!
Lost\Stolen Laptop. $180,000 reward. Call Mike S. 404-413-0982.
We could get a lot of sign ideas from this.
Thank you LSUfreek.
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/messagetopic.asp?p=22794253
'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute Rockne
My question is,
Will there be organized chants of “Lap top, lap top…” from the UA student section every time AU has the ball? I think this should happen.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
This....
is GREAT! I wish I could be there to start the chant…but I will be chanting it at home. Actually, I’ll be chanting it at work since my boss insists we be open that day. Then they’ll think that I am asking for a laptop for work, and I’ll end up getting weird looks.
And as for signage, I'm thinking something based on "Son of a Preacher Man"
“The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a preacher man,” with a pic of the Chiz holding a bag of money out. Or something along those lines.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
I'm thinking something along the lines of taking candy from a baby...
except we could call it…………easy as stealing a laptop from another student. Or stealing a term paper from another student.
Hold my beer and watch this.
My friend had this as his facebook status the day the Cam Newton stuff broke
DIE IN A FIRE CHEATING BARNERS!
by dixiefootballpride44 on Nov 18, 2010 2:52 PM CST reply actions
He must be
AUBSESSED!!!!
"I have tried to teach them to show class, to have pride, and to display character. I think football, winning games, takes care of itself if you do that." -Paul W. Bryant
Subtle.
"I’d love to be inoculated against stupid" - Thomas Walker Esq, RBR Knowledge Dropper
by Slice of Life on Nov 18, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
Say, why did Cam Newton draw a flag on the halfback pass?
Ineligible receiver downfield.
Your Iron Bowl ticket prices are outdated...
"I’d love to be inoculated against stupid" - Thomas Walker Esq, RBR Knowledge Dropper
by Slice of Life on Nov 18, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
shhh... don't tell my friend with the season tickets that I got my seat from!!
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
a cookie is just a Cookie but newtons are some scandalous bastards
by JDinGeorgia on Nov 18, 2010 11:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
HOLY ish...
I just laughed out loud… real loud!
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
A "Fig" Newton and a Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie...
Leftover Thanksgiving dessert eaten by Coach Saban and the Crimson Tide
I’m so sick of hearing “Cam” from all the media, we now call him Fig. We started it during AU/Arky game and that was BEFORE the recent shitstorm.
You had me at "ROLL TIDE"!!!
Who does Number 2 work for?
The Process of Champions
by atcrawford on Nov 23, 2010 9:18 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
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