Gene Chizik has no teeth. Please reply with all your oral sex jokes.
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SpockJenkins
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Maybe if he opens his mouth REALLY wide you could find them...

Or not…
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles

"Those are just facts and facts are just opinions and opinions can be wrong"
-Veronica, Better Off Ted
Perfect
"In the second quarter, I saw Torretta look over at me, and he froze for a second. I saw fear." -- DE John Copeland
by The Cornerstone on Nov 24, 2010 4:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
ohmygosh...
…he really doesn’t have any. I never noticed that.
by Queen of the Universe on Nov 24, 2010 3:26 PM CST reply actions
Better to rest your nuts on.
#sorryboutthat
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Nov 24, 2010 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
No homo?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
by J Tadpole on Nov 24, 2010 4:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
In the orient they call that a love tunnel!
"In the second quarter, I saw Torretta look over at me, and he froze for a second. I saw fear." -- DE John Copeland
by The Cornerstone on Nov 24, 2010 4:08 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Yes but jutting your chin out for dramatic emphasis means you're truthful, gums and all!
Bama's Pluck and Grit have Writ Her Name in Crimson Flame
Now i know why Cam went to the barn...
It wasn’t the money after all. He figured Cheez Wiz had a purty mouth.
I wonder if Cheez-it screaches like an eagle for Cam.
Remember, Cam did dress like a fairy.
(Not that there is anything wrong with that. Oh screw it, there is something wrong with that)
That boy (non-racsist meaning) aint’t right – Hank Hill
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by TheGTOJudge on Nov 24, 2010 8:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Just needs to grow the goatee, aka prison pussy...
…what? Too far?
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on Nov 24, 2010 9:56 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
no, about right
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by TheGTOJudge on Nov 24, 2010 10:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
FTW
"In the second quarter, I saw Torretta look over at me, and he froze for a second. I saw fear." -- DE John Copeland
by The Cornerstone on Nov 25, 2010 9:45 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Try this pick-up line at the bar
Guy: “Hey, honey. You’ve got a purty mouth. Want to try a 68?”
Girl: “What the hell is a 68?”
Guy: “That’s where you blow me, and I owe you one.”
… Amazingly, that has yet to work.
Dr. BamaFrazier is IN!
















